Chapter 2
"This is the most idiotic idea ever!" Tony said wondering how he got dragged into this. Capscicle's brilliant idea to play hide n' seek led him to his current position of being legitimately under the floor.
"Tony shut up, you'll give away our position!" Steve hid underneath the floor in the next room from Tony.
"What position is that? We're in separate rooms!" Tony snarked not one to be silent for long.
"I didn't mean it like that!" Steve blushed furiously
"You sound like you're blushing. Are you blushing? I bet you're blushing" Tony said greatly amused.
"Shut UP Tony!" Steve whispered urgently. He thought he heard something.
"Found you!" Natasha popped out of freaking nowhere, scaring both Tony and Steve senseless.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tony and Steve screamed rather high pitched.
"Jesus Christ, how the hell did you do that?" Tony exclaimed. Natasha raised one perfect manicured eyebrow. "Oh right, assassin" Tony put in after regulating his frantic heartbeat.
"Have you found the others?" Steve asked.
"Not yet." Natasha said.
"I bet I know where they are." Tony said smugly. He points up to the air vent. He and Natasha share a mischievous look and smirk deeply. Natasha silently counts "1...2...3" and jumps up into the air vent.
"HOLY SHIT!" Clint screams right before he falls out of the vent...right into the...fish tank?
"I have a fish tank?" Tony asks right before breaking into deep laughter and ending up rolling on the floor.
"Shut up tin face." Clint Mutters but he has to admit this is pretty hilarious.
They all suddenly hear deep booming laughter from the pantry. Natasha walks over and finds Thor with twelve empty boxes of Pop Tarts surrounding him.
"Greetings friends these midgardian pastries are fit for a king!" Thor greeted warmly. Everyone stared at him for a few moments before Tony clapped his hands.
"Well Pop Tarts aside, we need to find Bruce"
Everyone branched out and after 20 minutes of searching Tony found Bruce...in the closet.
"Damn it! I didn't think you'd find me. WHAT THE HELL!" Bruce exclaimed before turning into the Hulk.
"Hulk crash puny Iron Man. Hulk like game and Tin Man ruin fun!" Hulk exclaimed chasing Tony around. Tony thinking "Shit.. .shit.SHIT" as he slid into his hiding place and slithered into the walls.
"Hulk smash!" Hulk exclaimed and started punching the wall. All that could be heard was Tony laughing and running around in the walls.
...Line Break...
"Why is your tower in pieces Stark?" Nick fury looked at Tony.
"I blame him!" Tony ,eating a bag of bugles, pointing to Steve.
"We were team bonding." Steve replied innocently.
"Team bonding...sure turned out well." Nick drawled.
"Actually it did teach us one lesson." Tony replied.
"And what is that?" Nick turned his eye on Tony.
"To never under any circumstances catch Bruce coming out of the closet!" Tony replied snarkily causing the others to burst out in laughter, it even made Nick smirk a little. With Bruce brooding in the corner drinking tea.
A/N: So we were really disappointed and hoping for more reviews we need more to write more. But digressing from these point were wondering why Thor is so obsessed with Pop Tarts. Also what is the correct spelling of Midgardian that or Midgaurdian? So PLEASE REVIEW! We love to hear from all of you and wish to know what you're thinking. We value criticism, and if you have any ideas for scenes TELL US!
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