A/N This chapter is dedicated to the person who decided to point out all my flaws! :). LOVE YOU!
Lol, thanks for what you wrote in the reviews guys. I totally love you. Honest.
-Lupin3black

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Sirius's cruiser hovered over the 'message' button, he cast one last glance at the adorable male sleeping in the picture, his tawny dark hair spilling over his forehead carelessly, his long dark eyelashes fanned out against his cheek. The pink pouty mouth slightly open against the navy bedspread that cast shadows across the younger males face.

He clicked the button and only realised when the page changed.

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Remus was curled up on his old sofa, his skinny legs tucked in beside him as he rested a book on his knees, a cup of tea balanced precariously on the saggy arm of the chair, his amber eyes were drooping closed in a steadily fashion, the warmth of the nearby fire soothing him into a peaceful lull-

'BING' Remus jumped and fell from the sofa harshly, his stick-like legs flailing in the wrk, the book he treasured so much was sent tumbling into the fire which roared to life from its previous state, the cup of tea spiralling onto the carpet, Remus was wide awake and squealing, all previous thoughts of a quiet nap chased away by the harsh bright screen of his shoddy laptop.

"Bugger." Remus announced to his otherwise silent flat. He rubbed at his eyes and glared at the fire as in devoured his copy of The Hobbit. Groaning, the teacher struggled to sit up, watching as the tea seeped into his dark blue carpet, forming a stain that was not unlike the others that crowded the old fabric. He clambered into the patched sofa again and reached for his laptop, pulling the contraption onto his pyjama-clad knees

'You have one new message!' The dancing love icon informed him cheerfully, portraying a grin that should definitely not be allowed to be in public. Remus realised with a start that he'd kept the dating website tab open on the blasted laptop all night, with one hand he reach for the now-empty tea cup and sat it upright, preventing any more leakages.. The declaration on the perverted dancing heart also had two buttons, 'View' or 'Dismiss'.

Feeling that something had to come of his book and carpet stains, he clicked view.

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Padfoot'sAMansBestFriend: Hello, my names Sirius Black. Can I ask what yours is?

Sirius paused as he sent it, he knew this guy's name already, but he didn't want to sound like a creepy stalker, so he supposed it would do. He sat back in his computer chair and looked around his small office which was supposed to be the second bedroom in his city flat. He should probably clean it, the aristocrat noted with a grimace, there was green stuff growing on a piece of unrecognisable food that used to be funny but now was just disgusting.

Moony'sAWerewolf- Uh, hi, I'm Remus Lupin.

Sirius grinned, apparently Remus's adorable awkwardness wasn't just some elaborate plan to seem more cute than he already was. He quickly typed his reply.

Padfoot'sAMansBestFriend- Sooo, what's with the user name? It's pretty cool, but doesn't make much sense?

User names are a good way to start, Sirius thought to himself proudly, taking a slug from the orange juice on his desk. It's a way too break the ice.

Moony'sAWerewolf- Um, it's a long story. When I came out in second year, I'd been really nervous about coming out so I told my mates to guess. One of my dimwitted friends asked me if I was a werewolf.

Padfoot'sAMansBestFriend- That explains the werewolf part, but what about Moony?

Moony'sAWerewolf- oh um yeah, I daydreamed a lot in school. They called me Moony for it, and uh, it kinda stuck.

Padfoot'sAMansBestFriend- aw! Moony's a cute nickname.

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Remus's nostrils flared angrily, 'I am not cute! I'm very manly I'll have you know. I do own a screwdriver.' Only when he hit the send button did he realise it sounded a bit like he was flirting. He's never flirted before! Oh hell! How does one continue from here? Quickly Remus! Change the subject.

Padfoot'sAMansBestFriend- Oh really? ;)

Moony'sAWerewolf- SO WHATS YOUR USERNAME FROM?

'Real subtle Remus.' He berated himself quietly, groaning in frustration.

Padfoot'sAMansBestFriend-... Okay? So, I went to boarding school and snuck out all the time, I was never caught so I got dubbed Padfoot. And 'AMansBestFriend' well, I hope you can figure that out for yourself? ;)

Oh mother of Zeus! A winky face! They were the epitome of flirting! They were the flirting symbol! If you sent one of them you were basically saying 'I'm here, I'm queer and I'm ready!'

Calm down Remus. Okay. Change the subject again. Subtly.

Moony'sAWerewolf; IVE GOT TO GO FEED MY WASH MACHINE.

Remus hit the power button and started breathing erratically . 'Bloody idiot!' He told himself yet again, 'You don't even own a wash machine!"

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"...so then he typed 'I've got to feed my wash machine' in caps locks and left the chat. What do you think I did, Lils?" Sirius whined, firing up the Potter's laptop and quickly tapping in the sites URL. "He's kind of completely adorable and I really want to talk to him. He lives close, he's my age, and he's blithering gorgeous! Plus he's smaller than me! It's epic! He's epic!"

Lily smiled politely, "And yet he feeds his wash machine." Lily was bored, she now knew how James felt, sitting here and listening to Sirius's complaints. "Hurry up. I want to see the guy who made Sirius Black say 'adorable'". Sirius said nothing as he clicked on Remus's profile and immediately the man's sleeping face popped up. Sirius gave himself a minute to drool at it before sliding it over to the redhead opposite him.

"Oh. My. God." Lily gasped, staring at the screen with her jaw dropped dramatically.

"Isn't he hot?"

"Sweet mother of fuck!"

"Er. Lily? You're married and he's mine."

"Jesus. Sirius, I know him!"

"Wait-what! You know the sex-bomb and failed to tell me!"

"I didn't think he was your type!"

"Lily! Every guy is my friend! But never mind that, how the fuck do you know him?!"

"He's Harry's preschool teacher!"

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"A winky face, Marlene!" Remus cried in the staff room, waving his ham sandwich about and narrowly missing Kingsley Shacklebolt, who was the primary seven teacher, the tall man didn't flinch, he'd been friends with the energetic blonde long enough, never mind Remus, he doesn't now how the preschool kids keep up with him! "We all know about winky faces!"

Beside him Alice Prewitt was snorting into her cup of tea, completely oblivious to the other preschool teacher's states. Mr. Frank Longbottom who took the hufflepuff group had fancied Alice for quite a while. Even Remus could see him.

Kingsley shook his head and continued with his salad, not even moving when he was hit in the face with a large piece of ham, accompanied by Remus's apologies.

A/N so, I needed to update and this is what happened. Is it as bad as I think it was? I know I just skimmed through scenes only for a couple paragraphs but I wanted y'all to know what the other was doing. Next chapter won't be like that I promise. PLEASE EVERYONE REVIEW ITS BETTER THAN CATS

-Lupin3black