Tony gathered his strength and lifted his entire body from the rubble as he wobbled and moaned in pain and confusion.
"Fuck everywhere and everything…" Tony groaned as his body ached and throbbed when he stood. He remembered how he felt as though he were set ablaze only a moment ago but now he felt, disoriented.
Tony opened his ember eyes and darted them around for any sight of England but couldn't find the crazy bastard. That made him slightly more relaxed but he still felt the need to be on edge just in case. This was the Englishman's home after all, so he knows the place better than anyone and could be hiding just about anywhere. He now had the home advantage in this little war that had now just begun.
The alien then started to notice that his body was in an awkward pain. Like something had juristically changed him when he was attacked. Come to think of it, Tony had remembered that England had sworn to turn him into ashes. But apparently that hadn't worked because he was alive and felt just about stable for the time being.
Tony cracked a smile realizing that England had failed in turning him into ashes as he deemed to. Looks like the man will have to find something else to sprinkle over his stupid flowers with! But if he didn't turn to ash, what exactly happened to him then? Did the Englishman's spell just faze him and nothing more?
The alien was interrupted in thought when a person suddenly turned the corner and was now in the same hall as him.
Tony looked at the mess and frantically stood up and distanced himself away from the mess. Technically it was England who had done that so why did he feel so guarded? A loud thumbing started to arise in his chest that he had never felt before while nervous. He had never experienced this level of guilt before. What was going on with him?
The intruder stopped walking when they caught sight of Tony standing awkwardly next to a broken bookcase on the marble floor and piles of scattered books. The persons face seemed confused at the shelf on the ground but suddenly changed to a disgusted expression when they fully examined the shaken red-eyed person.
"Dude! Knocking over the book-case is awesome but being completely nude is so not!" It took Tony a minute to remember who that guy was but it finally came to him that it was the once existent nation, Prussia. He actually didn't mind the guy that much compared other of Alfred's friends.
"Fucking Prussia?"
Prussia looked disturbed and raised an eyebrow. "Uh how does a naked guy know my name? Oh nein I didn't bang you did I? I know that I'm awesome and all but following me around is like totally not!"
"Naked?" Tony asked confused. Weird, he had never been pointed out to be naked before. Not many people noticed him but the ones who did never said a thing about his nudeness. Wearing clothes was something that only humans would do.
"Ja! Your totally letting all your meat and stuff hang out. The awesome me is impressed but my 5 meters is much more awesome!" Prussia started hackling to himself.
Junk? Tony look down at himself and caught his breath. And there it was. His cock and balls and all the glory! But that wasn't his junk it was… a humans junk! He then noticed his legs weren't short and grey but long slim and pale. Still not believing what he was seeing, he ran over to a wall where there was a mirror.
"Oh fuck…" He muttered.
His large grey shiny bald head was now the one of a human and covered in long shoulder length choppy silver hair. His large red piercing eyes were also human like with that white stuff on the outside and that black dot in the middle. Humans called those pupils right? Thought unlike Alfred's, his eyes were a dark red color instead of blue. At least he still had the same eye color. Tony slowly brought up a hand and traced his cheekbone then slid his hand all the way down to his pale bare chest. He felt his new muscles twitch beneath his touch and goose bumps rise over the trail.
"I am human. No fucking way." He breathed.
Prussia left out a laugh and walked over to the pale other.
"You're a weird one but I like that!" He slung his arm around the still in shock used to be alien Tony. "Plus we kind of look alike! Are you my long lost awesome twin by any chance? I'm sure you'd be much cooler to chill with than boring west!"
Tony turned his head to face Prussia and looked at him like he were an idiot. Mostly because he already thought that of him.
"I am not a long lost brother of yours asshole. I am an alien so that would be genetically impossible."
The albino scanned the strange man up and down oddly. "Dude have you been to the bar already and got drunk without me? Not cool long lost twin burder!"
Tony rubbed his forehead in annoyance but shuddered at the feeling of silky hair being there. "I am alien you dull mind fuck. I am Tony. Alfred's best and only friend."
Prussia looked at him for a moment and crossed his arms. "You mean that creepy little man who stalks America around all the time? Prove it because the awesome me don't believe you."
The alien man sighed and thought for a moment about what he could use to convince that stupid old nation. Then a memory came to mind that made him smile slightly at the remembrance of it. "Last April's fools Alfred and I put a peep into the microwave and tricked you into thinking that it were Girlbird. You started crying like a little bitch when it started to grow than explode. We returned the real bird the next day while you were sleeping." When Tony finished he noticed that Prussia had his mouth hanging wide open in shock.
"That was you two!? That was like the worst prank ever! I've been blaming that damn Spaniard and Frenchie for it ever since! How dare you use Gilbird as a prank!"
"Too bad. It was funny as fuck." Tony smiled at the memory. He felt strange on the inside remembering that day with Alfred for some reason. Where were these strong feelings coming from all of a sudden? Was it this new body maybe? Just how different were alien emotions and the one of a human?
"Fine! I suppose the awesome me believes you! But if you're an alien like why are you not all alienish and stuff?"
"Fucking England." Tony growled.
The albino rolled his eyes. "Well that explains it. That freak and his girly fairy friends or whatever he calls his hallucinations. The guy seriously needs help if you ask me."
He said then looked at the other and remembered that the guy was still nude. "We should seriously cover you and less awesome nuts up. As much as I would love to see everyone's face if they saw you, I don't want to get yelled at by west again."
Tony looked down and smiled at his body. Being naked didn't bother him but he would love to see how it would affect the other countries. What would Alfred think of his new self? What if he didn't want to be his friend anymore because of it? Wouldn't matter though. He still imprinted on the blond and he could never leave his side even if he wanted to. Alfred was his…
"Like what's with that creepy look on your face? Not scared of anything but dude." Prussia said taking a step back.
At that moment, a chiming came from the clock against the wall drawing both of men's attention. "How un awesome. I'm late for the meeting now. Not like the party will be any fun till the awesome Prussia arrives. For now we need to find you something to wear for the meeting."
This made Tony snap his head up. It was a lot easier now then it was when his head was larger. Now he realized just how heavy his alien head used to be compared to this. It felt strange but he would adapt.
"We are going into the meeting? But only fucking countries can. What are you thinking?"
Prussia snorted at that. "Well I can't leave a naked alien now currently human wondering the halls alone. I will get you some clothes and sneak you in as another country. Simple!"
"What country?"
The Prussian folded his arms and walked in circles around Tony. He took in his pale skin and sliver hair. It was odd that his eyes were red but hey, his were red also.
"The awesome me have got it! You will be Antarctica! Talk about awesome right?"
He smiled proudly at his idea.
Tony raised an eyebrow questionably. He didn't know much about earth but he was pretty sure that didn't sound believable. "Is that even a country?"
"Well it's a continent-but close enough! Now shut up and follow me onwards. Lets go find you some clothes or else we will miss the meeting all together and west will never shut up when I get home."
Tony watched Prussia spin around and walk the hall, which he followed closely behind him. Not on purpose but because his legs were now long and every step he took was a long stride. This was going to get some getting used to…
The thought of getting into a meeting and once again being at his Alfred at his side made him smile and that strange warm feeling in his chest came back. He will have to do some re search on human feelings and how they cause chest pain when he gets to his ship. But first he must now return to his precious Alfred's side and see what else he can now do with the blond that he couldn't do with his last body. This will be interesting indeed.
AN: I think I can see Prussia and Tony as good friends. What do you think will happen in the next chapter? Take a guess!