Ok, Zip your little lips up! I'm not supposed to be writing a chapter today! So shhh its a ! I wrote this in a couple of mins because I didn't know when I would get to write again. Think of it as a really tiny snack to keep you going till lunch. K?
Narrator: Welcome back to 'Parental Control'!
Bella: *mutters* Whats so welcome about it. I'm here against my will and even though I'm in love with a perfectly good vamp...
Edward: *Puts hand over Bella's mouth*
Charlie: *bounces in seat* See! See! He's all controlling! Right, Billy?
Billy: *stops twiddling thumbs and nods*
Narrator: Ok. So Bella is going to go out with two guys her father and...um...friend.
Charlie and Billy: *link arms* Best Friends!
Narrator: Yeah, so she's gonna go out with two guys Billy and Charlie picked out for her while Edward sits at home with them. And then, she's gonna pick one of the three hopefully dumping the scum she's dating now. Kapeesh?
Non-existent-live-audience-: Kapeesh!
*Edward and Bella enter*
Edward: Good afternoon, Charlie, Billy.
Charlie: Watch your mouth! *growls*
Narrator: Billy's pick is up first!
Billy: Danm straight it is! I picked this guy, because he's hot, he blonde and if Bella won't have him, I will!
Bella: *Bedroom cam* I was kinda worried about Billy's pick. I don't usually go for blondies. I mean, Rosalie is a bitch, Jasper wants to eat m.....
Edward: *Drags Bella from room by hair*
Charlie: ABUSE! ABUSE!
*Doorbell rings*
Billy: *Begins to squeal* OMFG! He's here! He's here! Charlie! Hows my hair? *Checks self out in mirror*
Charlie: Ummm, long and...black and...
Billy: *Rolls self to door and opens it* Mikey-Poo! You made it! Can I offer you a drink? Harry Clearwaters home-made fishfry?
Mike: Isn't that Charlie's fave?
Charlie: And isn't Harry dead?
Billy: Harry! Oh Harry! I need a hug. *Hugs Mike*
Narrator: We are experiencing technical difficulties.....Ummm, Buzz Buzz.
Narrator: And we're back!
Mike: Hey Bella and....woweee! Sexy!
Edward: Growl.
Mike: Ready to go on our date?
Bella: No. *Handcuffs self to Edward*
Mike: Wow...this is awkward. I was actually talking to Edward...Oh, and growl to you too! *Winks*
Edward: *Shudders*
Billy: *Runs out of room*
Everyone: ?
Mike: I think I got the wrong TV show.
Narrator: Ya think?
Billy: *Walks back into room wearing pale make-up and bronze wig* The things I do for love.
Bella: I'm just gonna get this over with. I mean how bad can it be?
Alice: *Pops head in* Heh heh. Very bad.
Bella: K, where is the key to the handcuffs?
Mike: *Hides something behind back* No idea. I guess Eddy will just have to come too....
Yeah, its short. Sorry! I have NO idea what to do for Mikes date. So can everyone review and tell me what they think it should be? Please? Because, until I get some ideas, my blender will be put on standby. I know. How awful.
Review with ANY ideas!