Chapter 2
Worm/ As tenacious as a cockroach.
"So where is this Gator anyway?" Kettei asked the small Polwigle.
"Just through this river, you know the other guys think you'll die in thirty seconds flat." Te small blue orb like monster giggled.
"You set them straight didn't you/?" Kettei put her hand on her hips.
"Of course, I said "No way not that chick, she is to much like a worm, she'll last at least two minutes before being torn into delicious meat chunks for all to gobble on." The Polwigle responded.
Kettei earned the title Worm
Worm
A title given to those who are beneath the dirt that humans walk on, far worse then the average loser, somehow not even two chapter in you managed to strip all humanity from your being, but look at it this way, even a worm has guts and nine hearts, though one life is good enough for a loser like you.
"Gee, how nice, but I won't give up, mom and dad are going to love me!" Kettei cheered as the two crossed the final river that will soon be filled with blood.
Kettei eye twitched, it's amazing how one's voice changes in fear, it gets much more squeaky or maybe it's just Kettei, she seemed to be prone to failure, so a horrid voice that can't even control pitch fits well.
You are probably wondering what she is looking at, well lets say the term gator is very loose in this world, then again with giant mutated frogs jumping around and chickens with axes for beaks one must wonder what isn't loose in this world.
But run on sentences and starting a phrase with but aside, the thing that made the little worm squeak was the a so called gator, A.K.A giant monster with razor sharp teeth.
"Who is this little brat." The lime green reptile monster yelled, Kettei simply blinked, not because a giant green Gator was standing on it's hind-legs speaking to her, no the look of utter confusion came from the fact she was called brat, something that sounded like a complement after everything she's been through, sucks it's not a title though.
"My name is Kettei, KET-TEI, and I'm here to kick your ass beeyotch." Kettei took out her twin pistols they had names, no one cared though.
Without a word the Gator stared out into the distance.
"What are you looking at!" Our little worm asked the much larger Gator, one must wonder why things on the lower end of the foot chain are always the nosiest.
"Oh nothing, just looking for the fuck I so desperately need to find." The Gator response would have burned the strongest of men, but this hurt Kettei the most, since she was a loser and all.
"Well, Gator, you can't stay here, now with my magical guns that power varies depending on the users strength, I'll take you down!" Kettei pulled the trigger to the weapons she held, the bullets bounced off the beast as if they were rubber...it looks like Kettei was pretty weak, but what did you expect, she was a loser after all.
"...Knock, knock." The Gator started a joke, though the punch line most likely promised to be painful.
"Who's there?" Kettei responded to this joke, as you can she, she wasn't the brightest of stars, but she did have a pretty face, that was probably the only reason no one killed her yet.
"Tail."
"Tail who?" Once again Kettei continued this pointless joke, though this might be the greatest achievement in her life.
Add sound effects if you like, to put it bluntly Kettei had her ass handed to her, apparently sixteen year old girls aren't effective weapons against giant Gator monsters.
"Wow chick, he totally kicked your ass, how are you even still alive?" The young Polwigle asked.
"Belegh, simple, I'm use to this kind of things, my parents hung me upside down in tell I passed out once, plus I'm beat up everyday, it's awesome!" Kettei cheered.
"Wow...you really are a loser, so what are we going to do now?' The Polwigle asked.
"Fool, I try again, a hero like me doesn't give up after only one ass kicking." Kettei remarked, she seemed to not understand that her using hero as a noun related to her runs the risk of causing the universe to explode.
"You're just going to try again, are you stupid?" The Polwigle asked.
"Shut up, now lets go start round two!"
What happened next, well simple really, she presented herself to the Gator, got her ass handed to her and tried again.
She never once gave up, she was like a cockroach, never dieing and always coming back, even her jacket never tore.
Days and days passed, but she never gave up, one wonders why she didn't just give up, maybe being a loser removes your sense from the thought process.
This continued in tell...
"W-what is this!" The Gator stammered back, surprised at the outcome of the most recent tussle.
"That's right beeyotch, I won." Kettei smiled acting as though it was a small victory.
"T-this can't be happening, how can I lose to this cockroach, there is no reason for me to go on!" with those words the Gator chucked itself over the nearest waterfall.
"You see that, that's the power of Kettei!" The black haired girl cheered as the small blue orbed creature sighed.
"You go Kettei, it only took you forty-five tries!" Of course the Polwigle was being sarcastic to bad Kettei was to dumb to catch on.
"Yeah, that's a new record, anyway I need to find a town with people in it." Kettei smiled.
"Well there is a human town south of here." The Polwigle answered.
"Sweet, I'm one step closer to earning my parents love!" Kettei giggled like a four year old as she began to walk south.
"Wait... I'm coming with you." The Polwigle said as it hopped next to the young girl.
"Why, no let me guess, you finally realized how awesome I am and you want to tag along." Kettei said not knowing no one wants to tag along with a loser.
"No, I just want to see you fail and having your hopes of gaining your parents love dashed." The Polwigle replied.
"Gee thanks...what's your name anyway?" Kettei asked.
"Just call me Pol.'"
End notes
Kettei gained another title
Cockroach
Wow two titles in one chapter, and neither of them are better then the first, a new record is set, A title given to those you won't quite even if their body is broken, don't think this is admirable because it's not, because unlike a real Cockroach you still need a head.