Why did snow have to make me come to her wedding? I love her and all but I hate weddings. Especially when I'm the maid of honour. It feels horrible. Walking down aisles and streets and everyone is terrified. I am nothing like my mother. Granted I have a temper but that is all. I use magic for neither good nor bad.
*enter kilian*
"Hello oh mighty emma swan"
Who would have the guts to speak to me like that? Probably a drunk sailor. Just ignore him and he will leave.
"What no fireballs or threatening to kill in a bloody fashion?"
Oh my gods he was getting annoying.
"What do you want?"
I said as I turned around. I did not expect what I did see though.
"Your captain hook!" Why the gods would snow invite him?
"Yes thank you for stating the obvious and your Emma Swan Feared by all."
"What do you want?"
"Oh me? I want nothing but a crocodile how ever has some use for you" he responded
"Whu-" suddenly he whacked me and I was out cold.
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I woke in a cabin swaying slightly.
Oh my gods. Was I on a ship? I hate ships I always get seasick! I knew that stupid captain hook could NOT be trusted. What the heck did he mean by crocodile? Remember the story emma think think! The crocodile... rumplestiltskin! He referred to him as the crocodile. Oh no what did he get me into. The dark one is nothing but trouble. This coming from the evil queen's daughter. Why would the dark one want me. Probably wants me to crush someone's heart but no I am not like my mother. OH MY GODS! I have his dagger with me still. For some reason snow thought I should have it. That's probably why!
"Hello love. Awake finally I see." Oh gods that stupid pirate is back.
Yes I know it is short but my computer sucks so I am doing this all from my kindle by copying and pasting. Please review and give ideas for more fanatics! Ily all!
