Chapter 2: meet the parents

By now you know that I do not own this

Quite frankly I was surprised…

Saito had 6 mothers and 1 father…

And he doesn't think anything is wrong at all?

"Louise!"

A voice takes me out of my stirrings as Saito's black haired mother got my attention; she seemed worried for some reason. "Yes Miss Hiraga…" I say, trying to be respectful to my potential mother in law… did I just think that?

Saito's mother sighed before putting her hand on my shoulder; "call me Rin… I honestly think that it's about time to get to know the lovers of my youngest."

Youngest… does that mean that he has multiple siblings… no he said that his mother only had one child… wait… what about his other five?

"Just to clear things up... we may have kept some things from him… the first would be his other siblings… we have a lot to talk about." Saito's blonde mother said from behind the black haired one…

Wait their names were Rin and Saber right?

Wait… kept things from him?

I look to the two women standing before me with confusion, then to the other girls who I was fighting for Saito's attention with, then to Saito who was talking to his father, then back to Rin and Saber "what will we have to talk about?"

Rin sighed "first order of buissness would be who the lead haremette in this little collection is?"

"Haremette?" we all asked at the same time

Saber seemed to sigh before going to the dimensional portal and pulling 4 more women out of the portal… followed by three younger girls who were following close behind; each of them was a beauty in their own way, ranging from simple attractiveness to outlandish outworldly beauty, the one closest to Saber was a purple haired woman with homely looks and piercing violet eyes that looked approvingly at me and my friends (vicious batles for Saito aside that was what they were) and stuck her hand out. Next to her was a blonde with drill-like hair and a haughty noble atmosphere placed a large piece of gold into the first's hand and grumbled something under her breath. Next was a bespecticled purplette with a kind smile who, after noticing us also placed a gold piece into the first purplette's hand with a sigh. Next was a georgious white haired woman with blood red eyes and a joyful smile on her face as she sized each of us up.

The three girls behind them were also quite beautiful much like the first four… a blond like Saber with a mature look and an amused expression, a brunette with a dress code much like Rin's, and an orange haired girl with braids and glasses and a smiling complection

Each of us guessed that the later were Saito's sisters.

Rin placed her hand on her hips and placed her index finger up "what you see before you are thos of Shiro's key harem… me, Saber, Sakura, Rider, Luvia, and Ilya… amongst us we all make up all of the mothers Saito has known… we also function much like a military unit, everyone has a place and a pecking order"

The drill haired blonde smiled and chuckled "most harems are usually decided by terms of seniority… other times it is decided by power… or in our case, influince of Shiro… how is it decided between all of you?"

Unsurprisingly Siesta was the first to speak up "miss Valiere hogs Saito all to herself and punishes him if he spends too much time with us!"

I look back to the maid in annoyance, raising my eyebrow "he is my familiar… and as his master I am entitled to punishing him when he makes an idiot of himself… really; he shouldn't even be looking at you when he has me" I said, making my case clear, the white haired woman seemed to agree with me since she nodded in approval.

Rin had another opinion "you know Louise… you shouldn't just beat him up just because he looks at other girls… especially since he has been raised in an atmosphere where it is normal… in all honesty you should save the beatings for when he does something really stupid like try and fight an entire army by himself… or when he remains clueless and accidentally marries himself to several aliens when he already has two lovers in another country… or when he intercepts a huge weapon that would have killed him if it weren't for his insane ability to heal… or…or…"

The white haired woman patted her on the back "yes yes… I know Shiro has done stupid things in the past…"

"The last one was your fault you know" the brunette sister of Saito pointed out with a sigh.

I myself watched as Kirche nodded and frowned "sadly enough she hits him for the times he did those too…"

Saito's mothers and sisters froze at her mention of me hitting him for those times.

"He actually died one of those times… I'm not sure whether or not I should be happy or sad abouth that bit…" Tiffa pondered, looking at the sky…

Don't notice her breasts, don't notice her breasts, don't notice her breasts… founder that lingere makes them look even bigger than before… no wonder Saito is always looking at them…

On more important matters it seems that Saito's mothers are finally out of the shock from Kirche's words and were placing more pieces of gold into the hands of the orange haired girl, who was giving everyone else a cheeky grin.

I tremble a little and ask "why are you giving her money?"

Rin sighed "we made a bet… or several bets based around Saito… the first bet was if he had a harem by the time he was 16… the second was if he had been killed at all since he got here… I hate that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree in these cases."

I wonder if I should be worried that they were being verry nonchelaunt in this situation… I mean we are talking about the death of their only son here…

…Wait…

Did they say apple doesn't fall far from the tree?

I feel nervous and get Saber's attention with a small tap on her shoulder; when she looks at me questioningy I ask, "Does Saito's father do those things?"

Saber sighs sadly "yes… he does… especially the rushing an entire army by himself thing… he won but that's besides the point, he still rushed an entire army… some of our children copied him later… granted a few of them were doing it for loved ones but it doesn't distract from the fact that they were still doing something that dangerous… actually while the other girls are either bickering about whose fault it is or staring at each other like knaves I would like to know how Saito is doing in this world?"

I smile despite myself… she seems nice "he has become a chevalier and owns a territory on the far side of the kingdom… although he isn't verry strong he is the most reliable person in all of Tristain… even her highness the princess calls upon him in times of our countries need… he is also the second in command of the Undine knights… a well respected group of knights… the only thing keeping him back from being the full commanderis his lack of magic…"

Saber seemed confused at this for some reason… oh right there isn't magic in his world… I should explain to her about that…

"I thought that Rin taught him magic already… what about all that about Tohsaka family pride if she isn't going to teach him the family art." The blonde with the drill hair said increduously…

My mind goes blank for a second before her words sink in… Saito can use magic… Saito can use magic "SAITO CAN USE MAGIC!" I scream at the top of my lungs surpised

"Saito didn't say?" the same woman said confused at the simple statement that exxposed her lying son.

Pov change: Tabitha

I stop my conversation with Kirche to hear Louise scream about something… did she say Saito can use magic?

I notice that everyone else had stopped what they were doing when those words left Louise's mouth…

Saito had enough time to say a confused "huh?" before 110 pounds of furious wife charged at him with rage in her eyes and my staff in her hand… wait when did she take my staff? She was half way across the clearing.

Swinging my weapon like a crude club Louise aimed for Saito's head, I try and reach for my wand but in a flash I find that Saito's family is perfectly capable of protecting their own.

In a flash, the eldest of Saito's sisters was in front of Louise, in the way of my staff and using a sword cut it in half… effective… yet I feel amongst the related parties that I got the short end of the stick in this situation…

The two other sisters tackled Louise to the ground and the orange haired girl produced a pair of handcuffs and used them to bind Louise… where did she get those and why does she even have them in the first place?

Apparently my question is shared by the brunette "Rika… why do you have handcuffs on you?"

The orange haired girl named Karin tried to act unsuspiciously as possible and seemed to be failing, she eventually responded with "I know what you are thinking Risa… but they weren't for you…"

Risa got up and spun on her foot to deliver a beautifully excecuted spinning kick on her sister before she finnished the sentence

The blonde sighed and picked Saito up in a hug and introduced herself to him "my name is Aurora… your elder sister… we'll have to introduce yourself to the rest of the family before your Tsundere kills you."

Saito could only annunciate in response to being dragged along by the huge girl… I see interesting things ahead…

Toasty Author's note

A hello readers to the second chapter of Saito Hirga's secret… I notice that with my pervious chapter I messed up badly… my only comfort is that I was actually accepted by the real EC writers and now wish to continue this stoy under the promise that I will never link this to the Emiya clan unless I get permission first…

Moral of the story make sure you know what you are doing before you do it…

As for character names of Saito's sisters… I changed them… but I kept the personalities since I am too lazy to change them and there are plenty of characters with the personalities…

My ultimatum from the first chapter stands… 5 reviews and NO this is not an EC story