Ah, what a beautiful sight to behold. Soft mounds that rolled smoothly into the distance. So clean and soft, soaked with rain water. The desire of all Guardians...
The Cosmodrome.
It's beautiful landscapes ruined by rusty buildings and planes, the fallen and hive, and Fireteam Oridian. Speaking of Fireteam Oridian, they were chasing a clever Fallen Captain between some old, rusted, pre-golden age planes.
"Oh come on! How is this big bastard so quick?! We've been chasing him for thirty minutes!" An irate hunter, Ghost, exclaimed. The iconic sound of a Thousand Yard Stare sniper rifle being shot was his reply. The bullet ricocheted off of a rock that was but an inch from the Fallen Captains ankle.
"Damn it!" Came the shout from Fish. The Warlock was just missing her mark today.
"Shoot better, for God's sake!" Was Storm's reply.
"I'm trying!"
"Try harder! Go sweaty or something!"
Ghost pitched in his two cents." Oh I'm sure you'd like that, you perverts!" A vandal flew backwards several feet and landed on its back, as Ghost shot it with his shotgun.
"I'll try harder if-" slice! A dreg cut her arm with its shock blade. "What the hell!?"
Storm has enough of this, and channeled his light in the form of a Golden Gun. He shot all 3 bullets at the Captain, but it only engulfed the Fallen in flames. It's screams of agony were nothing less than painful to the ears.
"REEEEEEEEEEEEE" The captain ree'd, seeing his escape into the ocean. It was more than a one hundred foot drop, but he didn't care, and jumped anyways. "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
Sploosh!
The hunters stood there, looking over the cliff.
"What the fuck did I just witness?" Ghost's question haunted the fireteam.
"I have no clue."
Fish just caught up, out of breath and panting. "What.. did.. I miss?" She asked as she supported herself by placing her hands on her knees. The two hunters looked at each other over the hunched Warlock. They nodded. Storm pushed the warlock over, who landed on her hands and knees.
"Guys What the hell?" She turned around seeing Ghost reach behind his back. He pulled out a rocket launcher.
"You can never outrun the Ghost!" He made to fire the rocket launcher.
"Not agai-" her scream was silenced as the rocket launcher blew her off the side of the cliff, sending her flying into the ocean.
"Boo!" Ghost exclaimed. Storm sighed. "What? Too late?"
"Yup."
A groan came up from the ocean. "Ugh, why?..."
"You think she'll be fine down there, Ghost?"
"I think-"
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Yeah I think she's fine, Storm."
"Seriously guys what the actual fu-" BONK!
"Guardian down..."
"Bah, she's fine."
~FIN~