Renji stood before the Commanding Captain but he wasn't alone. Behind him with arms wrapped tightly around his waist was his Captain. The red head lieutenant gestured towards Byakuya that was more or less climbing on him kissing his cheeks and trying to stick his hands inside the tattooed males uniform.

"As I was saying there is something wrong with Captain Kuchiki. He has been like this all morning"

Renji stated. Clearly he wasn't imagining things because the look on Captain Kyoraku's face was unlike the "what the fuck" expression that Renji had on his face when his bed was invaded by the Captain.

Kyoraku sat looking at Renji and Byakuya. So it wasn't just Ukitake it had affected Byakuya too whatever it was that affected them. Before he could even open his mouth to say something the large doors to the office were opened again

"I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUTSIDE!"

Ikkaku came bolting in trying to push Yumichika o offf his body as the violet haired man kept grabbing at him and yanking at his uniform continuously saying how much he loved Ikkaku. No matter what the third seat said or used to bribe Yumichika he just wouldn't go away

"BUT I L-O-V-E YOU IKKKKKKKAKU-CHAN!"

"I'm so sorry head captain to barge in like this but you see I have a problem I need to have fixed immedi—"

Ikkaku looked over to other presence in the room. He saw Renji standing there with his arms folded as Byakuya kissed and touched everything that he could. It made Renji's cheeks just as bright red as his hair

"Renji?"

Ikkaku questioned as he moved over to the Lieutenant. Renji looked at the man he considered a friend and saw what Yumichika was doing to him, it was not unlike the way his Captain was ravishing him.

"It's happened to Yumichika too?"

"It's not just Byakuya and Yumichika either. I have been experiencing the same actions from Jushiro too"

Kyoraku interrupted and got up moving over to the men to observe their….odd…counterparts more closely. It was very clear to him that something had definitely happened to the members of the Soul Society and he wondered just how many more had been affected. It was certainly the most entertaining and interesting thing that occurred recently but also the most confusing.

"Captain Ukitake too? What the hell is going on here?"

Renji asked the confused looking head captain. He had never had this much attention from anyone and it was creeping him the fuck out. Byakuya would NEVER act like this probably not even in the privacy of his own home. The man that was all over him was NOT Byakuya….not that he minded the attention all that much but if a war suddenly broke out he wasn't going to be able to fight while Byakuya was using him like he was some kind of sex doll or something.

"This is all very strange. I will have to talk with Captain Kurotsuchi and see if he can give us some answers. But whatever is happening clearly they are not able to be…..detached from either of you so I trust that you will be able to be patient and take care of them while they are in this sta-"

"Shun-Shun why are you keeping me so long ? and I got all dressed up and everything"

Kyoraku's eyes widened feeling and hearing Jushiro pop up behind him. Oh Kami, no not now, why did he have to come out right now? and by the looks of Renji's and Ikkaku's face whatever Jushiro was wearing was not subtle and was clearly something that no man should be caught wearing unless he stared as a cross dresser in a show. Kyoraku cringed and slowly turned he almost fell over when he saw that Ukitake was dressed in a womans black lacy teddy and thigh high black stockings. The Head Captain felt like he was going to pass out there was no way that this was happening. He was seeing things he just had to be there was no possible way that Jushiro Ukitake, an upstanding, NOBLE, aging captain was wearing something that he probably stole out of Rangiku Matsumoto's closet.

Kyoraku turned back to the gentlemen who looked like they had seen a ghost then slapped in the face with a giant smelly fish. He chuckled nervously and blushed pink.

"If you will excuse me I have something I need to attend to. I will try and see Captain Kurotsuchi as soon as possible in the meantime….be brave"

Kyoraku excused himself from the men

"I told you that you should wait now you have just embarrassed yourself"

The commanding captain said to Ukitake as he left the room. The moment he was gone both Renji and Ikkaku lost the plot and began hysterically laughing. They couldn't believe what they had just seen that was something they would never forget it was the image that didn't compare to any other image. Renji finally calmed down and cringed when he felt Byakuya's hand slip down to his crotch which he wanted to smack away but this was still his Captain, he still had to show his respect for the guy even if he was molesting him in public and doing things that would be a shame to the Kuchiki clan. Ikkaku was facing a similar problem with Yumichika.

What the hell was he going to say to Zaraki? He was going to have to tell him something why Yumichika was acting like he had taken some kind of drug and more or less border lining sexual harassment on the third seat. His captain was just going to laugh at him and make them both go away if they were going to be useless in a battle, which both of them were, then he wasn't going to want them around.

"I feel so….violated"

Ikkaku said looking at Renji which was met with an enthusiastic nod from the red head

"What do you think's going on?"

Ikkaku shrugged his shoulders. Like he would know, he had no idea what was going on and he had no idea how anyone was going to fix it. He imagined that he was going to get a sleepless night. Yumichika just wouldn't leave him alone and apparently Renji and Kyoraku knew the feeling all too well. It was like they had been brainwashed or poisoned with some kind of love or sex potion but until they had answers they were all responsible for their clingy, loved up, sex crazed partners and clearly until Kyoraku talked to the head of research and development they were just going to have to try and survive what ever was happening, no matter how violated either of them felt.