Sporkie: I lol-ed at how many people actually like this story so I've decided to make a sequel. This time with Maka writing the letter. I hope you all enjoy this!
--Hmmmm?—
Maka sat down at her table after beating Soul up and decide to respond to his so called 'love letter.'
Dear You Stupid Scythe,
Here is my love letter. My better, well-written love letter. I hope you know that you are one of the most idiotic boys I have ever met. One of, meaning Black Star and my dad beat you at it. But you are still pretty stupid. Do you know why I love you though? It's because no matter how much you try to act badass, you're still one cute softie on the inside…a really wimpy, pathetic softie, but still cute! You are always there for me and for that I thank you. So in a way this is a love letter responding to yours, but also a thank you letter. I don't appreciate you getting nosebleeds when seeing Blaire though. Please try to control yourself more.
Sincerely,
Maka
------- OxO-----
Soul twitched at every insult Maka put in the letter. Just what kind of love letter is this? Soul will tell you what this is. THIS IS BLASPHEMY! How dare she insult the great Soul Eater Evans like this?! Calling him a wimp? Soul sniffed a bit. He's not a wimp. He's a man! A very…Manly man!
"I am so not wimpy! I stood up to her bravely a moment ago!"
*Flashback*
Soul was minding his own business until a dictionary came flying into his face.
"SOUL!!!!"
Soul sat up to met an encyclopedia this time.
"BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA!!!!!" Maka yelled as she beat him repeatedly with the book. "BAKA!" She huffed for a bit before leaning down to kiss him on the lips. "A really sweet idiot."
*End of Flashback*
Soul face turned bright red from the last part of the memory. Maybe it wasn't so bad writing love letters…
-----OxO-----
END
Sporkie: Really short, I know. Forgive any mistakes cause I wrote this at 2:16 A.M ___ And I'm half way dead……ugh. Reviews? Although I think the first is much better.