Dear Diary,
I am so cool!
Although...today wasn't really awesome, that turdwad Romaina visited today and caused all sorts of trouble! That's my job!
Anyways, it might be best if I just got right to it! Now! About how my awesomeness saved the day!

"Hey Hungary!" Prussia leaned over the couch with a sinister grin. "Oh no, what do you want?! Why don't you go bug Germany?" "Kesesese! West is really not in the mood, important stuff and what not. That's why I am here actually."
Hungary closed her book and glared at Prussia. "Then don't beat around the bush, or I will slap you with my frying pan!" "Woah woah! Chill out!" Prussia said, quickly ducking before jumping into the spot next to her.
"West is entertaining a guest, and since I'm such an Awesome and nice guy, I figured I'd tell you!" Hungary crossed her arms. "Will you cut to the chase or no?" Prussia nodded. "Yes, yes! Kesesese! Remember that guy from when we were teens?"
"There were a lot of guys, you have to elaborate." Hungary said, slowly nodding. "Well, how about that red guy? With the tooth?" Hungary froze. "Not that damn Romaina!" "Yep! You better hide because he is the guest!"
Prussia quickly jumped as Hungary grabbed her frying pan. "H-hey! Hungary! No hitting guests in the Doitsu house! We're trying to give the world a good impression! Or, West is." Hungary sighed "Well, what do I do? Romaina can be such a jerk." Prussia grinned. "If we go into the garden, he will not get us!"
"Who's we?"
"Do you not know grammar?! My awesomeness will accompany you! Kesesese!"

Out in the garden Prussia had taken Hungary to his favorite spot. "This is where I like to bask in my awesomeness. See? The water is clear here." Hungary rolled her eyes as she sat on the bench. "Can you be anymore conceited?" "I'm not conceited, I'm honest!"
There was a long pause as Prussia hesitated. "If you want, you can come here when you need to be alone." Hungary looked at him in surprise as he added with a flustered look. "Only to show how awesomely nice I can be!" "Ok..." Hungary said with a puzzled look.
She shut her book. "The atmosphere is getting too weird! I'm taking a walk!" "Hey! Wait you turdwad! That isn't a good idea!" Prussia chased the female country into the middle of the garden where...
"Why allo Prussia, Hungary. I was just wondering where the two of you were." Romaina flashed a toothy grin as he grabbed Hungary from behind as Prussia gulped. "Yeah well, I go where my awesomeness takes me."
"And Hungary, good to see you are hiding behind the Germans. Still mad about Transylvania?" Hungary glared at Romaina as Prussia lightly pried her away from the red clad man's clutches. "You also invaded us, so don't think we're petty by just focusing on that!"
"Hey hey now, let's not argue..." Prussia sweat dropped. "It's not my fault you both aren't as awesome as me." "Says the guy who only owns East Germany!" Hungary retorted and grabbed her frying pan. "Ouch..."

"Come at me girly!" Romaina egged on the female who screeched and ran at him. "Alright! Stop!" Prussia jumped between the two and held them back.
"You both are being idiots! Hungary, we're going inside. Romaina, go see West! And enjoy your stay or some shit like that. Who cares? I'm awesome!" Prussia slung Hungary over his shoulder and marched back inside with an agitated look.
"I need a beer..." he thought as Hungary hit his back repeatedly. "You're coming with me to the bar Hungary!" He said as he dragged her into the car. "This is a kidnapping! Prussia you idiot!" "It's either this or stay with Romaina!" "Fine! I'll come! But I won't like it!"

Yeah, today wasn't awesome.
Hungary complained a lot of the time about Romaina and other things so I couldn't enjoy my beers until I got her drunk.
On the plus side, I have a lot of dirt against her now! And England payed for a lot of my drinks which was good! I think he was trying to be nice and welcome me to the countries.
Oh well, I'm still awesome.
~Prussia