Characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto.
Original song: Don't Go Breakin' My Heart by Elton John feat. Kiki Dee
New song: Don't Go Eatin' My Heart w/ Kakuzu and Hidan
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Hidan: Don't go eatin my heart
Kakuzu: I couldn't if I tried
H: Kuzu, if you get restless
K: You know I'm not that kind
H: Don't go eatin' my heart
K: It'd put some wieght on me
H: Don't need to put on any more
K: -scowls- Hidan, you're fatter than me
Both: Ooo-hoo
Nobody knows this
H: When I tried to drown
K: I called you a clown
B: Ooo-hoo
Nobody knows it
H: Right from the start
You wanted my heart
Oh-oh
I'll give you my heart
So don't go eatin' my heart
K: I might go eatin' your heart...
H: Please don't eat my heart
K: And nobody knows this
H: 'Cause they wouldn't believe us
K: And now it's up to us, Hidan
H: Hmm, I think we can make it
K: So don't misunderstand me
H: You put the fright in my life
You put the shocks in the game
K: I got your heart in my sights
Hidan: Wait... what are you doing with that knife?
Kakuzu: -innocent- I don't know what you're talking about. -advances-
Hidan: Oh shit! -runs-
Please don't go eatin' my heart!
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Okay, I have no idea where that came from. It doesn't even make sense. Oh well, I like it.
Ja ne!
Please review and give me some more ideas!