Chapter 2 is up! =) I love Chairrr yess I do, I love Chairrr how about you! This January 5th thing is killing me! Well enjoy! & if Chuck seems a little OOC it's supposed to be that way. He's drunk & a tad out of it.
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"Okay…fine S, I'll tell you moreee…" He looked around in a drunken haze for the bartender and pouted a little, crossing his arms.
"Mr. Bartender where'd you gooo!? God fucking DAMN! I can be a betterr bartender than this incompetent moronnnn!" He yelled rocking back and forth on the bar stool.
Serena burst into a fit of giggles and nodded in agreement as she watched some customers leave suddenly.
"Yeah what he saiddd! Go Mr. Chuckles!" She shouted hitting the top of the counter anxiously. As if that would really make the bartender return.
She turned towards Chuck giving up on the retrieval of the bartender and hopped in her seat impatiently. "Chuckkk! C'mon tell me another story morninggg glory!"
He sighed out loud and shrugged reaching over the bar and grabbing another bottle of Jack Daniels. He glanced at the old timey clock which was plastered against the wooden walls.
It read 4:15. So most of the lacrosse practice was out, and Nathaniel was sure to come looking for him but he shrugged it off and went back to his bottle.
He uncorked it quickly and took a swig raising it to Serena's mouth. "Want some?"
She scrunched her nose up in disgust and grabbed a bowl of nuts. "No thanks! I like fruity drinks! I'll jusss leave the hard core wasted businessss up to youuu!" She said swaying back and forth.
He chuckled a bit before resting his hands in his lap and looking over at Serena again. "Okayyy well then there was…"
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Kindergarten…
'Chuckles! Tell Georgie that you like me better than her!'
She whined tugging on his black and red argyle cardigan.
He eyed Georgina up and down and shook his head.
'No. I like G, you have Nathaniel anyway!'
'Yeah but Natie says Georgie's trying to ruin our friendship, and I wanna be your friend Chuckles!'
Even at the age of 5 Chuck knew he liked Blair as more than a friend…whatever that mean for a kid as young as him.
'I don't care. I'm mad at you!'
Blair felt tears spring to her eyes and she sniffled a little tugging on her light pink spaghetti strap dress.
'Awww B…don't cry!! I hate when you cry!'
She let tears fall down her rose colored cheeks and she looked down sadly…
She looked back up sadly and held out her arms waiting for him to hug her.
He smiled and reached out letting his small soft hand wipe away the hot tears from her cold cheeks.
'All better.' He said before embracing her in a hug.
They backed away and she grabbed his hand pulling him towards Nate.
'Good! Now we're friends again! Now you can be Natie's best man!'
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Chuck's eyes widened as he looked over at Serena who was wearing a light blue dress.
She was rocking back and forth on her heels revealing a toothy grin.
Georgina was wearing a pale yellow sundress and she was sticking her tongue out at Blair behind her back.
'W-What?'
He stammered out looking around the play room.
There were dead flower petals spread all over the floor…thanks to Serena.
And dead weeds, and dried out hydrangeas on the "altar" which was a stack of colorful blocks.
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Nate grabbed Chuck's arm pulling him behind him.
'Me and Blair are getting married!' He said throwing his hands up in excitement.
Chuck frowned and held back his tears.
He pouted and stared at the ground as a brightly dressed Isabel dictated their wedding ceremony.
She looked like a colorful tree. Dressed up in black French braids, she was as skinny as a twig, with yellow leggings, and a neon purple tube top dress.
Hazel stepped in behind Chuck and grabbed his hand.
Her strawberry blonde pixie cut seemed to make her nose look even more like a button.
'Don't worry C! You'll get her someday!'
He nodded sadly and watched as Nate and Blair got married.
Serena even brought them her mother's two wedding rings from previous husbands.
Of course she got in trouble once Penelope, a taller and meaner peer stole them and claimed them as her own.
He watched Nate and Blair hug and she looked up suddenly and pouted at Chuck.
He shrugged lifting his hands up a little at the same time and looked down at the ground.
He didn't know why he was so sad. All he knew was he wanted to marry Blair someday…
But it looked like his best friend beat him to it.
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Serena pouted and felt tears spring to her eyes and suddenly spill out onto her warm cheeks. "Chuckles…that is soooo sadddd!" She said hugging Chuck suddenly.
He sighed onto her shoulder hugging her back. "I knoww I knoww…anddd it only got worse later on!"
She pulled away and looked around as she suddenly froze in fear once she saw Nate and the lacrosse team, pass the bar. She covered both of their mouths and leaned in.
"Shhhhh! Natie's outside! We should go to my house! My mommaaa makes the best smoothies!" He nodded and followed her into his limo leaving a few hundreds on the counter top.
He watched the city blur as the driver sped to Serena's house, The Palace. As the pair tripped over each other's feet receiving a few glares they giggled all the way up to her house.
Eric sighed pulling them both in for a hug, which they both drunkly responded to by squeezing him back. "Wow…you guys are wasted. Do you want something to eat?"
Chuck threw a hand up in the air as he collapsed on the couch. "Brrrreeeaaadddd!" Serena burst into hysterics hiccupping a little.
"Same for meeee!" She yelled collapsing onto the egg shaped comforter chair. She sighed adjusting her position so she could face Chuck, her blonde mass of waves falling everywhere.
"So where were weeee Mr. Chuckles?" She asked placing a hand dramatically over her forehead.
Eric laughed clearly amused at the situation and shook his head. "Don't you guys have school tomorrow?" He asked crossing his arms as he toasted two slices of bread.
"Yesssireee! And me, and my good friend Mr. Chucklessss do not give a hoot!" Serena exclaimed kicking her feet into the air, and throwing her hands up in frenzy.
Chuck nodded in agreement and sighed. "Anyway…wait…Eric's here… should he listen to my extravagant story??"
Eric sat down on another love seat they owned and crossed his arms. "What's this story about?"
Serena giggled and made kissy faces at Chuck. "His undyinggg love for my best friend!"
"Blair!?" His voice began to grow louder as he stared at Chuck. Chuck looked down sheepishly and shrugged.
"Maybe…anyway… after the WHOLEE wedding fiasco in Kindergarten…"
Serena nodded at Eric as if telling him she'd inform him later.
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Kindergarten…part two!
Blair smiled into her pink Chanel sleeping bag as she thought of how proud her mother would be with her.
She was doing so well in Kindergarten…plus she had a lot of friends to also make her mother proud!
She knew her best friend and Natie were sleeping in a tent.
Georgina had made a fort of custom made Dolce and Gabana sleeping bags, with Penelope and Hazel.
Kati and Isabel had stuck to sleeping on the floor by joining their hot pink and neon blue Betsey Johnson sleeping bags together.
She looked over and saw Chuck rustling around in his sleep.
His black and blue Armani custom made sleeping bag was rustling against hers.
'Chuckles! Chuckles! Wake up!' She whispered shaking his sleeping bag.
He sat up and rubbed his eyes furiously.
She frowned as he stared at her his usually neat brown hair now disheveled and messy.
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'I was having a nightmare.' He said sadly moving closer to her.
She smiled and took his hand. 'What was it about?'
'I'd never get married! My dream told me…' He said frowning down at her ring.
She ran a hand through his hair messing it up a little more and shook his shoulders.
'You'll get married someday Chuckles! Trust me!' She whispered hugging him.
'But I wanna get married to you!' He said looking around at all of his sleeping peers.
She smiled brightly and nodded excitedly. 'When me and Natie divorce we will!'
'Promise?' He asked holding out his pinky.
She nodded and linked her pinky through his. 'Promise.'
'B-But what if you two never get divorced!'
'Well when I really get married when I grow up it'll be to you! And we'll get married at Tiffany's and then Serenie can be my real bride's maid, and Natie can be your real best man!'
He nodded excited at the plan and laid back down. 'Okay Blair... we'll get married at Tiffany's. What about our honey moon?'
She shrugged and laid back down with him. 'Dunno what that is but it sounds nice…'
He shrugged and looked up at the colorful ceiling with her.
'Dunno either…Bart won't tell me. I think it's where the bride and groom go to celebrate! And then they kiss!'
She giggled and closed her eyes, and yawned a little. 'Let's go to Bora Bora then. I heard it's nice there…'
He drifted off to sleep and nodded. 'Sound's nice…'
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Eric shook his head in disbelief and watched Serena stare up at the sky in amazement. "There's no way that the Blair and Chuck you mentioned in this story are the same people we know today."
Chuck sighed dramatically and shook his head at the ceiling. "Wellll Mr. Van der Woodsen…they are! And they're farrrr goneee! Cause she's in love with Mr. Natieee and not Mr. Chucklesss."
Serena smiled to herself and looked over at Chuck. "Any more- Kindergarten stories Mr. Chucklessss?"
She giggled at the hiccup in her speech and watched Eric stare at Chuck still in shock mode. "Yeah Chuck tell us another story."
Chuck shrugged and tapped a finger to his chin. "I have un importante one for yaa! And then that's all for today…tomorrowww people we are moving on to first and second gradeee!"
Serena giggled at Chuck's lame attempt at Spanish or Italian or whatever he was speaking. Whatever she was never good with languages. Especially when it was extremely slurred.
"This might be one of the funnier stories…"
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He paced around the room tugging on his dark blue swimming trunks.
It was his 5th birthday and he needed to have the best birthday party invented.
He invited all of his friends, which was everybody who went to Kindergarten, and a few first graders.
He was even a charmer at a young age.
He rubbed the sun tan lotion all over his body as he slipped on his black and blue framed Aviators.
He watched Serena and Nate chase each other around in their matching green bathing suits.
He squinted as he felt drops of water fall onto his brown hair.
'HEY! Stop that!'
'Oh sorry Chuckles! I just went into your pool! It's nice and cold! Wanna come in with me?'
He smiled up at Blair and took off his glasses letting them drop to the floor.
She looked like an angel…or one of those really pretty fairytale princesses.
Her bright pink floral one piece was ruffled at the top, and at the bottom lining.
She giggled tossing her now wet headband next to his glasses and grabbed his hand.
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He held onto her hand as they jumped into the three feet pool, landing on top of the neon green inflatable lounge chair.
She smiled at him poking his skin. 'I think you got sunburn Chuckles!'
'Nooo Blair! I used spf 35!'
She smiled at the sun and closed her eyes. 'I like the sun…it's so pretty and bright.'
'You're pretty.' He said smiling up at the sun with her.
She squinted one eye at him and stuck her tongue out at him. 'And you're bright!'
They giggled as they splashed water at each other before eventually falling in.
They chased each other around before Serena and Nate noticed them and jumped on top of them both.
Serena landed on Blair and Nate landed on Chuck.
'Ahhhh!' They all yelled in unison.
The parents ignored their play fighting and continued to sip on their margaritas.
Serena and Chuck ended up going over to Nate and pulling down his trunks.
Everyone gasped and pointed, and began to laugh at Nate's nude self.
Blair sloshed through the water towards Nate before pulling up his pants quickly.
Nate burst into tears and ran over to his mom and dad crying hysterically.
Chuck, Serena, and even Blair were punished for a whole week.
But the four became even closer, sticking together and always being there for each other.
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Chuck sighed and closed his eyes. "Sooo Van der Woodsen's what'd youu thinkkk?" He slurred out turning back onto his back.
Serena smiled brightly before closing her eyes. "That was a funnyyy story Mr. Chucklesss! When we wake up tomorrow we'll keep telling storieess! Kay?"
Chuck nodded and drifted to sleep, before Serena in turn drifted off to sleep. Eric chuckled a little before pulling out two Advil's for each of them.
He knew there were more stories and for some reason couldn't wait to hear the rest of them. One thing was for sure…Drunk or not… Chuck had it bad.
Soooooo....do tell what you thought of this chapter! R&R please =) Because if you don't it'll make me not think you don't like the story! Thanks to everyone who does review, it makes me really giddy! I hope you all like this story! & I also hope their drunk language isn't toooo confusing ha ha. I'll update soooon!