A/N: I couldn't help myself. LoL.
Disclaimer: Glee is not mine.
Pairing: Klaine
Characters: Blaine, Kurt, and Sunshine
Sunshine suddenly clasped her hands over her heart. "Oh, my! Where are my manners! You guys must be hungry!"
Blaine rolled his eyes. "Are you really Pinoy? When you have guests, there should always be a full meal waiting!" His grin belied the scolding though.
His cousin stuck her tongue out at him. "Shut up, Kuya. I didn't forget. I just wanted to make sure you were here before I started cooking."
Kurt tapped Blaine on the shoulder. "Koo-yah?" he whispered.
"Big brother," Blaine whispered back.
Kurt forgot the volume of his voice. "But I thought you were cousins? Why would she call you her big brother?"
Sunshine smiled at her future cousin-in-law (or whatever a cousin's boyfriend is), and simply said, "It's custom, just like everyone is your cousin in Hawaii."
Blaine tilted his head to the side and furrowed his brows. "Speaking of Hawaiian cousins..."
Sunshine's face instantly lit up, and she stood up and ran from the living room to the kitchen adjacent. "Ooh! I have treats from Cousin Bruno! You can snack on some choco-covered macadamias while I fry you up some lumpia and get started on dinner!"
Blaine actually pumped his fist in the air. "Score!"
His boyfriend shook his head fondly at Blaine's obvious display of delight, and then asked, "You have a cousin named Bruno? He must be like that big Samoan guy on FIFTY FIRST DATES, isn't he?"
Blaine snorted. "Not at all. Bruno's the same height as me, but he's pretty big these days, what with his music being all the rage. If I remember correctly, you performed one of his songs at your parents' wedding, right?"
Kurt's eyes widened. "No way! You mean your cousin Bruno is -"
"Bruno Mars." Sunshine finished for him with a smile, in her hands a big box of Mauna Loa choco-covered macadamias.
A/N: After linking Blaine and Sunshine, another stretching of the family tree didn't seem that far off. lol.