Chapter 2: Getting ready to go to EQU-357R14
"SEX? WITH ALL OF THE PONIES?" replied everyone that was on the starship at the same time like it was a crowded town hall where everyone was angry because the mayor of the town made a BAD decision about defunding spending for the arts and school (and that means there is no more drama club so I don't know what to do afterschool on tuesdays and wednesdays and thursdays :V). "YES!" I replied "SEX WITH ALL THE PONIES". Leo Mccory replied "UHHH ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, THAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE" Captain Mccory replied because he was so smart. "I DON'T CARE BECAUSE YOU ARE A NERD" Captain Mitchell replied because he was right, although he was super smart (but not as smart as me) mccory was a MASSIVE nerd that no one liked and everyone bullied him because he wasn't as cool as captain Mitchell but they still did not bully him as much as they bullied captain solo because he is a retard asian. Captain Leonard Mccory replied "EVEN ALL THE BOY PONIES?". "YES" I replied "EVEN ALL THE BOY PONIES". Mccory redid his calculations, like someone trying to solve an pre-algebra problem that is really hard but fourth period is almost over so you need to finish the problem to finish your test, and replied "WELL WITH ALL THE BOY PONIES THAT WOULD BE DOUBLE IMPOSSIBLE!". "SHUT UP!" everyone replied because they didn't care about what this nerd had to say. Captain Jerkoff replied "нднд ЧОцЯ бдЧ" because he wanted to have SEX with all of the ponies EVEN the BOY ones so he was GAY. "WELL ACTUALLY THAT IS NOT GAY BECAUSE I ALSO WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ALL THE GIRL PONIES SO THAT WOULD MEAN IM BISEXUAL BUT EVEN IF I WAS GAY (WHICH IM NOT) YOU SHOULD STILL TOLERATE EVERYONE NO MATTER IF THEY LIKE GIRL OR BOY PONIES AND IT IS VERY MEAN TO LAUGH AT PEOPLE FOR NOT CONFORMING TO THE STRAIGHT SOCIETY THAT YOU MADE" Captain Mitchell replied because he was so angered about people messing up which sexual orientation he was. That dumb Slavic BITCH was absolutely wordless, he knew that he was wrong to make fun of people for their sexual orientation. Captain solo replied "IFU YOU DONTU CAREU WHAT ORIENTATION PEEPR ARE DEN WHYU DO YOU MAKEU FUNU OFU ME BEING ORIENTAR." he said in a retard voice because he didn't know how to speak properly because he was a retard asian. Everyone ignored captain solo because they didn't understand what he said. Captain Sockty replied "I CAN BEAM YOU DOWN TO EQU-357R1A." Captain Mitchell replied "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY". But captain Sockty replied "BUT…. YOU CANT GO ALONE, YOU NEED TO BRING SOME PEOPLE WITH YOU". Captain Mitchell replied "I WILL BRING CAPTAIN SPORCK BECAUSE HE IS SMART AND COOL SO HE CAN BE MY WINGMEN WHEN I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ALL THE PONYS, AND I WILL BRING CAPTAIN CHRISTTINE CHARPEL BECAUSE SHE HAS BIG BOOBIES AND IS HOT." Captain Christtine Charpel and Captain Sporck replied that they agreed to go with Captain Mitchell. Captain Alex replied "WAIIIIIIIIT" Captain Alex replied "I WANT TO GO WITH YOU". Captain Douglass Mitchell replied that he was reluctant to allow Captain Alex to go with him because he was mean and a gay retard but not as retarded or as gay as captain solo because he was a massive retard that could see anything like a bat that wants to get home but he cant get home because bats cant see. Captain Douglass Mitchell and Captain Sporck and Captain Christtine Charpel and Captain Alex were packing up all of their stuff, like a rat that is burrowing into the ground for hibernation for winter, for the expedition that a waited them. But captain alex packed a GUN.