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"Angela love, please try to control yourself, it's so unbecoming for a lady to act like an animal!" he remonstrated loudly with her and she growled louder whilst bitin' a chunk out of his neck and swallowin' it, I couldn't help it and burst out laughin'. "Well Suga', you sure are a handful for Edward at least" I told her and she nodded comin' over, I stood stock still but relaxed, as she was sniffin' me and then licked my arm, before wrappin' herself around me in a huge hug, it had been a long time since anyone had done that, except Charlotte, that I couldn't help but reciprocate. That had Edward growlin' at me now, dear god in heaven, what an asshole. Angela just ignored him, coughin' up the chunk of his neck, steppin' on it and grindin' it into the ground, before she turned back to me, took off my Stetson and placed it onto her own head.
This now had Alice growlin' and I looked at her enquiringly! She turned away makin' a huffin' sound, this made Angela hiss at her and stick her tongue out at her back. Alice spun back "For god sake take that ridiculous thing off Angela, you look like a common slut in it!" she raged and once more Angela threw herself at another member of the coven gettin' in a couple of bites before I grabbed her around the waist and lifted her clear. "Thank you, Jasper she's so uncontrollable! We really need you here, to help" Alice simpered and I turned my back on her and sat Angela on my bike, making sure the Stetson was still secure on her head. "Now, sit there Suga' okay?" I said and she nodded. I turned back to the Cullens sayin' "So who else has Angela attacked in your coven?" Carlisle bristled "Family, Major Whitlock, we're a family!" he informed me.
I laughed and answered "There is only one vampire family in our world Dr Cullen and Luca is the head of it! This is an extremely dysfunctional coven! So I'll ask again, who else has Angela attacked?" he stood there blusterin' while his mate said " No one, it's just Edward and Alice she seems to dislike!" I nodded then, "Well I have no Idea why I'm here! She is an extremely well controlled newborn, her only triggers are the idiot twins, so all you need to do is send them away until her first year is up!" I informed them. At that all hell let loose, "I told you, Carlisle! I said it was them" Rose shouted, while Emmett nodded, Edward and Alice were rantin' at Carlisle and Angela started to get antsy.
"Quiet! all of you shut up now!" I said firmly and with an emotional command behind it. Everyone turned to me, "What the fuck is wrong with you fools, all this angst is what sets her off, but you just keep arguin' instead of dealin' with it! You need to get those two out of here now!" I reiterated. They all just looked at each other and did nothin', so I turned to Angela "Are you hungry Suga'? Would you like to hunt?" I asked calmly, "Can I? Yes please" she said in a hushed voice and I gave her a confused burst of emotion, "Oh Edward won't let me hunt, he brings me dead animals, they're yucky and cold!" she whispered. I spun around starin' at them all "What? Are you mad? You're not fit to have a coven, Doctor, where's the compassion for your fellow vampire? Do you save it all for the humans? How can she learn if you don't let her out? She's a prisoner in your home, this is sick!"
I don't raise my voice, but they all can feel my utter disgust and loathin' for them as I push the emotions on them. Esme starts to sob "I said it was wrong, but you wouldn't listen!" she told Carlisle and her self-hatred was strong, so I let him feel what he'd allowed to happen to his own mate. "You are not taking my mate anywhere!" Edward tried to sound commandin' and I shook my head. "What idiot told you she was your mate?" I asked implyin' they were all fools. Everyone looked at Alice, but she couldn't even look at me, "She lied!" was all I said. "You are not taking her! I won't allow it!" he roared. He just couldn't shut up and I had had enough of his shit! I dropped him in excruciatin' pain, I'd picked that up from Jane, while in Volterra, the mind was a strange thing, even though I was only givin' him an echo of my own pain he really thought he felt it.
"I am and I will take her huntin', any more objections?" I asked and Alice just had to push me," But you're a human drinker! how can you teach her to hunt animals, you don't know the first thing about it!" she sneered at me and I looked right at her, as I for the first time since arrivin' into this shit storm of a coven, I removed my mirrored aviators, everyone gasped as they saw my gold eyes. "Whatever made you think that Mary-Alice? You've been watchin' me for years, followin' my every move, draggin' this family all over the country tryin' to catch up to me, surely you saw my change of diet in 1948? No! Are you sure you're a seer at all? Because you seem to be gettin' an awful lot wrong!" I said in a cold menacin' tone. So as they all started shoutin' and screamin' at each other, I took Angela by the hand and took her for her first hunt.
Although she didn't like the taste of live deer much better, she was a natural and I told her predators were tastier, the bigger they were, the better they tasted. While we were out she told me all about herself and her friend, Isabella who was hidin' in 'La Push' the Quileute reservation, although she was worried for her, because the chief's son had a crush on her which Bella didn't return and Angela wasn't sure she was actually hidin', rather bein' held there a bit like Angela had been in the Cullen mansion. This did not sit well with Jasper, he knew all about bein' held against your own will, this was how Maria had run her coven and he swore he'd never be party to that again. As they returned to the Cullen house, Jasper picked up three more scents, Aha! the cavalry had arrived, they were all sitting on the ground beside my bike watchin' the Cullens punchin' lumps out of each other, while their leader stood uselessly by, tryin' to call them to attention.
I felt Angela stop, sniff the air, then pullin' me along faster, headin' straight for Garrett, who was on his feet scannin' the trees as we broke through, Angela was off and runnin', losin' my hat as she was leapin' into his arms and coverin' him in kisses, I snatched it out of the air puttin' it back where it belonged. They were both purrin' loudly and this is what stopped the Cullens, Edward made to move forward towards them, "Stop right where you are boy! Unless you really want to die today!" I warned him, but he is nothin' if not persistently stupid. He grabbed for Angela, missin' as Garrett moved aside, but his mouth was once again his undoing, "Angela, stop acting like a whore and get back here right n...!" He didn't manage the last word as Garrett removed his head and tossed it to Carlisle, "Don't put it back until my mate and I leave Carlisle, or I will kill the obnoxious brat!" he warned.
Carlisle was flabbergasted, "How can she be Garrett's mate, if she is Edward's too?" he asked me in an utterly confused voice, "Dear god man, didn't you hear me before? Alice lied! She's been lying to you all for years!" I told him again. I saw her out of the corner of my eye turnin' to run and I dropped her with a shit tonne of lethargy, we would be gettin' to the bottom of this before we left. "Charlotte, if you will please, standard hostile procedure!" I called out, "Sir, yes Sir!" she answered happily, grabbin' up Alice, removin' her hands, feet and tongue as everyone else stood watchin' in shock, Carlisle was still cradlin' Edward's head. I motioned to Garrett and he moved closer still holdin' Angela tightly against his body. "Man, I need Edward's services, so if we remove his extremities, can I put his head back on?" I asked him, if he said no I would work around it. He growled but nodded the affirmative, so Peter picked up his body removin' the hands and feet and then took his head from Carlisle and reattached it, I turned to Emmett "Can you get him some blood? Anythin' you think will do!" I winked and he was off like a shot, returning with a brace of squirrels, Edward scrunched up his nose but drank them anyway.
He was startin' to learn that in this situation, he was not only outnumbered but woefully outclassed as well. Not once had he heard anythin' from any of us, background noise yes, but concrete thoughts not a one. We were all runnin' on pure instinct, so didn't have to think about any of what we were doin', it was normal, repetition ingrained over years. I explained to him I was goin' to interrogate Alice and as she had no tongue I needed him to tell us what she was thinkin', he nodded and I suggested we adjourn to the house for this, so Carlisle carried his son gently and Charlotte threw Alice over her shoulder and headed into the house.
Once inside we set up in their dinin' room. It was all so pretentious lookin', but I said nothin', but I don't think my scoffin' sound was missed, what the fuck did they need all this shit for, we didn't need anythin' for comfort, sittin' on a sofa felt exactly like sittin' on the ground, so a cheap one was all we needed. Same for chairs, why did they need hand turned spindles and all that crap, it was so over the top. "What?" Esme asked, "Nothin' it's nothin' ma'am," I told her and she huffed and sat down, Angela, on the other hand, had plenty to say now she was safely away from Edward in the arms of her mate. "It so OTT isn't it! The whole town's talking about them, throwing money about like it's confetti! Driving expensive cars not suited for the area and wearing designer clothes to school! Acting like their better than everyone else! They aren't even human for god sake you'd think they would want to keep a low profile but no, not the Cullens they like to rub it in everyone's face" she spouted and they all looked at her shocked.
"But Alice said...!" Rose started to say and the five of us said: "She lied!" I glanced around as I spoke "I wonder what Aro would think of all this, H'mm?" I mused and Carlisle paled if that was possible, he knew and did nothin' to stop it. I started feedin' Alice a shitload of negative emotions, expectin' her to talk at once but Edward motioned for me to come nearer and he whispered "She only sees herself strapped to a table as a human, being given electric shock treatments, this is not going to make her talk, the exact opposite actually!" Ah so Alice had spent some time in an asylum, well that explains a lot. This time I flood her with hope, joy, love and trust, she looked up at me and I was nearly floored with the longin', she had emanatin' from her, so I added some of that too and the compellin' need to explain herself, this was the equivalent of the human truth serum drug.
"Why did you tell Edward that Angela was his mate? Alice Darlin', when she clearly isn't" I asked, first of all, tryin' to sound as sincere and lovin' as possible, she rolled her eyes Edward spoke quietly but everyone heard him clearly, "She thinks I'm an idiot! I was asking too many questions, she'd let a couple of things slip over the years, I was starting to put it all together, so I needed to be distracted and it worked!" he told us, Alice was now sendin' out some serious lust towards me, I could work with that.
