Angel
1. Tell her she can't be flock leader, she wears too much pink. (Flyingtothestars)
2. Kidnap Celeste.
3. Or kidnap Total.
4. Think of something really obnoxious over and over again. (11Twilightcrazy)
5. Tell her she's not cute, angelic, or Max's favourite.
6. Wear a tinfoil hat so she can't read your thoughts.
7. Pronounce her name 'Angle'.
8. Then ask her why she's scowling at you.
9. Then burst into tears and run off to tell Max that she's being 'mean' to you.
10. Tell her she's NOT allowed to take over the world.
11. Lock her in a medium-sized dog crate.
12. Ask her which joke shop she got her wings from.
13. Tell her Fang's in love with her.
14. Get Gazzy to say in her voice, "My name's Angel and I'm a mind-controlling, possessive freak. My name's Angel...etc, etc."
15. Follow her round, then turn away when she looks round.
16. Tell her that she is not a princess. No matter how much she may want it.
17. Dye her hair black.
18. Give her Max's cooking and tell her it's Iggy's.
19. Refuse to be overpowered by the Bambi eyes!
20. Make her go shopping with the boys.
21. Shave her head bald.
22. Tell her that you can tell that she and Gazzy are siblings, because there are just so many similarities...
23. Ignore her.
24. Tie her wings behind her back so she can't fly.
25. Play heavy metal music really loudly right next to her ear.
26. Refuse to let you give her a makeover.
27. Put a halo on her head and say, "Awww, don't you look like such a darling!"
28. Give her to the whitecoats.
29. Dye all her clothes black.
30. For Christmas, give her a packet of bird seed.
Look at that pretty little button down there at the bottom of the screen... Don't you want to press it and see what happens?
Please?