My Crappy Immortal Life

Chapter 2: Jealousy?

"Things had gotten really tense since the 'Robarazzi' debacle, as some of the students called it thinking I couldn't hear them talking behind my back, apparently since seeing me in only a towel Tori had decided she liked what she saw and was actively hitting on me, while I didn't mind it one bit I did notice that every time Tori paid to much attention to me or touched me Jade's eye would twitch in annoyance or she would glare at Tori…so I don't think you'll be to surprise to know that I was felling pretty darn good."

"Then I almost fucked up…big time!."

"That week L.A had been hit by a massive heat wave, so when Captain Conditioner suggested that we go to Venice beach everyone immediately agreed, while I didn't mind the heat that much, I wasn't going to pass an opportunity to see Jade, Tori and Cat in a bikini, hell I wouldn't even mind seeing Trina in her bathing suit."

"I said yes to the invite and to boost my already pretty big ego I notice that Tori looked at me like I seen some Lycans look at a piece of meat, hell even Jade couldn't help the smirk on her face as she looked at me, yup working out was definitely one of my best decisions."

"The trip to the beach wasn't that bad, even if it got kind of annoying having to stop every half hour so that Cat could pee, while Jade and Beck rode in the pick up pulling the RV I rode in the back with Cat, Tori, Andre and Trina, and I have to say my eyes wouldn't leave Tori the entire trip, she was dressed in a blue tank top and some really tight daisy dukes."

"And the damn girl knew she was having an effect on me, every time she caught me staring she would stretch in a provocative way or she touched my leg or arms while making small talk, to tell you the truth it was starting to turn me on, too bad we weren't alone in the RV otherwise I would have had the girl screaming for god at the top or her lungs. When she pressed herself against me to tell me something I almost lost all control fortunately we had arrive at the beach and the door opened."

"After we got there, and Cat ran out of the RV like a little red bullet, Jade and Beck entered and my eyes were immediately drawn to Jade and her little black bikini top, I could tell Tori notice cause the grip she had on my arm became really tight."

"Then something happened, it was what almost forced my secret to be revealed."

"Apparently some asshole in another RV parked right next to us blocking the door to ours so we couldn't open it, essentially trapping us in a huge metal box in the middle of the beach during a fucking heat wave, now again I don't mind the heat too much, so I sat back in Beck's bed and since I had decided to leave that fucking puppet behind I entertain myself by watching everyone's reaction to the heat."

"Captain Conditioner just unbuttoned his shirt and laid back against the wall, Tori and Jade started arguing about something or other, and Andre started bitching and moaning about the heat."

"It was about a hour into the microwave treatment that the heat started getting to me too, now because of that day I learned a few things about myself that day:

"First when I'm hot and Andre starts whining next to me I have to grab something to keep from wringing the dude's neck. That blame on the hostile werewolf inside me."

"And secondly when I'm hot and surrounded by semi naked girls I get horny as hell, that I blame on the guy inside me."

"And last but not least, I really dislike Beck…ok that last one I already knew but like Andre the urge to kill the laid back prick was great."

Flashback.

"Robbie you ok?" asked Tori as she caught me gripping the edge off Beck's bed with an almost iron grip while I glared at Andre.

"Me I'm fine but if this prick keeps…ahhh" I said as I threw my hands in the air and swore for the thousand time that I was going to kill and eat Cat fucking Valentine.

"Nothing...I'm fine." I said as I sat back in the bed and tried my hardest not to look at Tori or Jade…good lord why did I have to get horny now, when I'm stuck in an RV with three beautiful, semi naked, sweaty…NO stop it, stop it right now.

"Robbie are you ok?" someone asked from my right, I would have ignored the question but the tone in which it was asked surprise me, the person who asked sounded worried, also I recognized the voice of tone made me lose my concentration and i looked at her, when I did, she flinched.

"Why the hell did she flinch?" I though as I looked at Jade, that's when I caught my reflection on one of Beck's many, many mirrors, good god how vain was this asshole, ahh, anyway when I saw my reflection I couldn't help but swear.

"Fuck me." I whispered when I saw my eyes on the reflection, my once brown eyes had turned crystal blue and were shining somewhat, that only happens when I'm really pissed off or any other extreme emotion or when I'm about to transform. I was starting to lose control.

"What happened to your…" I cut her question off when I stood an started pacing next to the door, right now I had two choices, I could A. Use my strength to break the window and escape or B. lose control cause of the heat and possibly hurt my friends and blow my secret…fuck it I'm about to break a bullet proof window.

'AHH FUCK THIS." I bellowed as I walked towards the window and drew my arm back to punch it, thankfully I didn't have to cause at that exact moment Cat opened the door to the RV, the moment I saw the girl walk in I ran out the door with a speed that probably left the others awed.

I ran outside and the first thing I did was take my shirt off and grab a water from Beck's cooler and poured it on me, I took a few deep breaths before I looked at myself in one of the cars side mirrors and noticed, to my relief, that my eyes had gone back to normal.

When I turned around in front of me were Jade and Tori and while Tori as just staring at my chest and licking her lips a bit I noticed that Jade still looked worried as she looked me in the eyes.

"Are you OK Robbie?" I had to smile at the soft voice in which she asked me that, Jade almost never spoke that softly, I just nodded and winked at her causing her to blush before she turned and walked back to the others, I looked back at Tori and saw her still staring at my chest and I smirked.

"See something you like?" I asked hoping to get her to blush and stammered a little, so when she just nodded and pressed herself against me i might have been a little bit shocked.

"I see something I wouldn't mind taking a bite off." she said before she stood on her tip toes and pressed a chaste kiss on my lips, she then turned and walked back towards the group leaving me staring at her tight little ass, when I looked at Jade and saw the death glare she was sending at Tori behind her back I had to hold back a chuckle, just a little more and she would eventually snap.

End Flashback.

"The moment Tori kissed me a plan formed in my head, I knew that Jade liked me, I could tell from the jealous looks she sent Tori every time she got near me, so maybe I could use the physical attraction Tori had for me to get Jade to come out with her feelings."

"Now I know that makes me sound like an ass, using a girl to get another one but…soo what? I am an ass, hell I might be a super ass and I knew that Tori had no real feelings for me she just 'wanted a bite' like she said before she kissed me."

"Now since we had previously decided to camp out on the beach and leave the next day, I had plenty of time to make my move. So after Andre and me had finished making the campfire I took Tori's hand and dragged her into the water, there I made small talk until I notice Jade was giving me and Tori had her undivided attention I then wrapped my arms around Tori's waist and pressed her against me while I kissed her."

"We made out for a few minutes before we had to separate for air, I turned in the water with her so that her back was to the shore, I failed to suppress a grin when I saw the outrage on Jade's face, thankfully Tori took my grin as an invitation to shove her tongue down my throat, after a few more seconds of watching a fuming Jade I closed my eyes and started to kiss Tori back.

"When we made our way out of the ocean I made a crappy excuse to go back to the RV so I could have a few minutes to myself, it had been a really stressful day, I hadn't even been in the RV 30 seconds when I heard the door slam shut, when I turned around my eyes fell on the face of a really mad Jade West."

Flashback

"So, are you and Vega an item now?" asked the fuming Jade as she glared at me, to tell you the truth her glare only served to turn me on more, I smirked at her which in turn made her even more angry.

"Why are you so interested?" I asked already knowing the answer, she stuttered for a few seconds before she could answer me.

"I'm the one asking the questions Shapiro…now answer me." she said as he took at step towards me in a threatening matter, I just smirked again before I got closer to her.

"I don't think so gorgeous." I said as I turned around and started rummaging through my backpack for a change of clothes, I heard her huff before her voice became soft as she spoke.

"I don't want to see you get hurt." she said, I just smiled before I turned around and pressed a kiss to her cheek making her almost look like a tomato with how red her face got.

"Don't worry about me Jade, I know Tori isn't serious about me, to tell you the truth I'm only with her because the girl I really want isn't available." I said as I stepped by her and left the RV. I could still hear her stammering half way to the campfire.

End Flashback.

"Now that I think about it, aside from the fucking heat it was a really good weekend, not only did I kick start my 'Make Jade jealous' plan but I even got a hot girlfriend out of it."

"Unfortunately my high wasn't meant to last, cause the week after the beach trip I had to do something I truly don't want to do again…I had to kill someone I considered at friend."

"I was walking around the neighborhood after dark, I had been having a good day, I was bored so I spend a couple of minutes annoying the hell out of Tori, Beck, Cat and Andre while they were trying to finish a play using messenger since Tori and Trina were in an airplane somewhere, when they finally blocked me from the conversation I took my jacket and went out for a walk."

"I was passing by Jade's house, since it was on the way to Tori's, she had texted me saying she had arrived and wanted to see me, code for she was horny and wanted to make out for a while, anyway I was passing Jade's house when I spied a shadow jumping down from Jade's window, I focused my eyes at the shadow and saw a familiar head of dirty blonde hair."

"I had known about Sinjin for a while now, he had been turned a few weeks after Tori had started school but I hadn't given it much though, although I did notice that his creepy little tooth collection started around that time."

"So when I saw him jumping from Jade's window I swear I could feel my blood boiling, the only thing keeping me from running towards him and ripping him in half was that I knew Jade wasn't home, I walked over to were Sinjin was kneeling and I saw him sniffing something purple, it took me a few seconds to see what it was and a few seconds after that to realized why he was doing it, it was a pair of Jade's panties and he was doing it to get her scent, apparently Sinjin was looking for her.

Flashback

"Sinjin what the fuck are you doing?" I growled as I grabbed him by the shoulder and yanking him back, he snarled at me before he realized who I was and calmed down.

"Robbie man you scared me…I wasn't doing anything just looking at something I found on the floor." he told me, that's when I realized that while I knew what he was he had no idea I was the same.

"Dude I saw you jumping from Jade's window." I said as I almost laughed at how wide his eyes got, I saw him becoming nervous.

"What…Jade's room is on the third floor if I had jumped that far I would have broken something." his lame excuse almost made me face-palm and strangle him, thankfully I got both urges under control.

"Dude I know what you are…" the moment I said that I swear he almost pissed himself, I was about to tell him to calm down before he grabbed my shirt and threw me back.

"You don't know what your talking about." I could hear him say as he stood up and pocketed Jade's panties.

"Don't kill Sinjin, don't kill Sinjin, don't kill Sinjin." I kept repeating as I stood up and patted my shirt to get the dust off. I walked up to Sinjin before I moved faster than he could, grabbed his shirt and slammed him hard against the wall of the house, he looked shocked as my slam forced the air from his lungs.

"I know what you are numb nuts cause I'm the same, now, I like you Sinjin you're funny and I like when Jake makes fun of you, but I am only going to say this once…Jade is mine, and I want you to stay away from her, if we're not in school I don't want to see you anywhere near her, if you do...I'll kill you." I said calmly, at first I could see the glee in his face when I told him that I was the same as him, but that was quickly replace by outrage when I told him Jade was mine and I that wanted him to stay clear of her.

"What…who are you to tell me to stay away from her, I known her longer than you, as a matter of fact I was on my way to turn her and claim her as mine before you yanked me." the moment he told me he was going to turn her I could feel the nails on my hand change to claws and I knew my eyes had turned to the cold crystal blue.

"I will give you one last change, you either forget about Jade West and leave...or i tear you limb from limb." I growled as I cracked my neck and moved closer to him, apparently he thought he could take me because he smirked before he started to transform, if I didn't know Sinjin was a newborn before I definitely knew now, the moment he started changing I could hear his grunt and whimpers of pain. If I had to take a guess this was probably is third or fourth forced transformation since the body gets accustomed to it after the first dozen or so.

"You leave me no choice then." I said as I silently and painlessly started to transformed in front of Sinjin, where a few seconds before two boys stood arguing, now two huge beasts, one a dirty blonde and the other a jet black where snarling and growling at each other.

I moved faster than Sinjin could ever hope to move and grabbed him by the throat before biting down on his shoulder and ripping of a big chunk out of it, Sinjin released a painful whimper, he used his claws to scratch my chest but after years of fighting I didn't even flinch, I just lifted my one hand and used my own claws to grab his other shoulder and thrown him against the wall, before he could even stand back up I grabbed him by the throat with one hand and with a quick twitch of my wrist I snapped his neck like a twig, since I knew that wasn't enough to kill him I plunged my other hand into his chest and ripped his heart out.

End Flashback

"After I watched Sinjin's lifeless corpses turn back, I had the long ass job of not only cleaning the scene but dragging and burying his dead body, and did I mention that I had to do this stark naked, really I love being a Lycan but the toll it takes on my wardrobe is astounding, I'm thinking of going back to wearing my long ass leather jacket, at least then I would have something to wear after I finished what ever the hell I was doing in my werewolf form, also It looks badass."

"Anyway, after I finished burying the body I had to run back to my apartment, again still naked. After a quick shower to get the blood off me and some disinfectant on the scratch marks on my chest I decided that I had enough and went to bed praying I didn't have to deal with another immortal for a while…of course with my shitty luck I would probably end up facing a coven of vampires in the coming week, I really should start bringing my guns with me more often, even if I have to bring that ugly ass puppet along."

"Sinjin's absence was barely noticed aside from his sister, the only other person that noticed to my surprise was Jade, apparently Sinjin made an attempt to get on her good side at least once a day. Aside from that the week wasn't that interesting, Captain Conditioner had gotten a part in a movie and my nosy girlfriend manage to get him fired, hehehe, Andre was busy bitching about bees or some other shit, and when Cat asked me why I looked so beat up I lied and made up something about nightmares, the ditzy girl completely bought the lie and left me alone."

"The week after that was a tad boring, with Tori completely focused on helping Beck, I had some time to myself, well after I got done messing with Lane, Cat had told him about my nightmares and he called me to his office to talk about them, the guy sure is gullible, I made up some shit about a giant Rex sitting on me and he actually bought it, when he suggested couples counseling I almost laughed in his face, he did know Rex was a puppet right?"

"The week only got better for me when I learned that Tori had gotten some Hollywood actress shot in the hand with a crossbow bolt, that actually made me and Jade laugh when Andre told us about it, I don't think Captain Conditioner got his job back and I didn't care enough to ask but I doubt it."

"Now the week after that I had to leave to go to a damn, week long Pack meeting in New York, while I didn't participate it was a great way to gather info on the comings and goings of the American Vampire coven, also it let me know how the war was going, apparently my maker Lucian had been killed a few months ago, and the Lycans were now hunting a vampire named Selene and a Lycan/vampire hybrid called Michael, I shook my head as I left the meeting, every time I came here things got even more dramatic with the war, it was like a damn soap opera, though I wouldn't mind meeting that Michael guy he sounded interesting." when I got home the next day I had an email from Tori telling me all about what had happened that week."

"Apparently she had found out about that ping pong club scam we had going and got the gang in trouble when Cat had accidentally ordered a big bowl of caviar, Tori had manage to barter with the manager of the restaurant to forget the bill and she performed a few songs for the audience…I also got a text from an angry Jade telling me to tell Tori that if she didn't get her dressed back by tomorrow she was going to do something really unpleasant I'm not comfortable repeating now."

"Ever since the beach my relationship with Tori had progressed really well, while I started going out with her just to get Jade angry I can honestly say now that I enjoy her company, she funny, smart and when she wants to be, quite witty, while she still wasn't comfortable enough to go pass third base I didn't really mind I wasn't going to pressure her, to tell you the truth, I kind of didn't want to get anymore serious with her, I knew that a girl's virginity wasn't something to take likely and if she gave it to me she would expect something I wasn't ready to give, at least not to her, and while I might be an asshole not even I am that heartless."

End Chapter

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