Yo! Z here! I have the next chapter for you peeps! Yes, these are short. That's sorta the point.
WARNINGS: Censored f-bombs. Oh, and thoughts of murder.
Jesse Turner from season 4 will come back before I own Supernatural.
Dean - You were sitting in Baby's shotgun seat, scrolling through your Facebook page on your phone. As you reached your (b/f or g/f)'s page, you noticed their relationship status said 'Single'.
"Single?" You asked yourself. "But we're dating." You scroll to their latest post and read it out loud. "So glad I'm single again, didn't want newest ex to find out?!"
It took a minute to settle in. "OH HELL NO (HE/SHE) DIDN'T! I AM GOING TO MURDER (HIM/HER)!" You yelled angrily, nearly punching the dashboard.
You heard the driver-side door open and close as Dean gets into his Baby. "(Y/n)? What was the yelling about?" He asked, pulling a pie and a plastic fork out of a plastic grocery bag.
"(B/F or G/F) F**KING BROKE UP WITH ME WITHOUT TELLING ME! I HAD TO FIND OUT FROM F**KING FACEBOOK!" You yelled, and Dean dropped his fork into the pie. Angry tears flooded your cheeks and the next thing you know, you're sobbing into Dean's sleeve and he's patting your head sympathetically.
"I am gonna kill that son of a bitch. They don't deserve you. You are too good for them. You'll help me hide the body, right?" You nodded into his arm, sitting upright. "Good. Can't get arrested again for murder. On that happy note, let's get you some ice cream!" He exclaimed, looking over his shoulder to back Baby out of the parking lot.
You let out a laugh at that, and the two of you head to the nearest ice cream parlor, plans of murder in your minds.