Well here's the second chapter. Trust me when I tell you it's much funnier than the first chapter. It starts out kind of dull, but it gets much better near the end. Reviews would be much appreciated.

Chapter 2- Funniest Christmas Eve Ever

The next day was Christmas Eve. Morning light shined into the boys' room brightly.

"Alvin, Simon, Theodore! Breakfast!" Dave called from the kitchen.

They all jumped out of bed and ran downstairs. It was biscuits and gravy.

Theodore was the first one to the kitchen table.

"Yummy!" He said happily.

"Morning fellas!" Dave said cheerfully.

"Morning Dave!" Alvin and Simon said together.

They all sat down to eat.

"So, what are we doing today, Dave?" Simon asked curiously.

"We're going to make Christmas cookies! Right? Right?" Theodore said excitedly.

Dave giggled, "Absolutely," he said, "But we'll probably do that this afternoon."

"Then what are we going to do this morning?" Alvin asked.

"We're going to get food for the feast with Ms. Miller and the girls, tomorrow afternoon," Dave responded.

"Oh," Alvin said.

They all ate and talked about school and the holidays until they were done eating.

"Alright, guys, go get dressed, we gotta go to the store soon," Dave said.

"Yes, Dave!" They all said at once.

The boys ran up the stairs to get dressed. As usual, Alvin took the longest to get changed and ready to go.

"Boys! You ready?" Dave called up the stairs.

"Yeah!" They all said as they ran down the stairs.

"Okay then, let's go." He responded.

In the Car

While they were driving in the car, listening to the radio, "Jingle Bell Rock" came on the radio. Theodore began to sing along with it, "Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring"

Alvin noticed his little brother singing and began to sing along. "Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun, Now the jingle hop has begun"

Then Simon began to sing along, "Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time"

Then Dave turned up the radio and joined in, "Dancin' and prancin' in Jingle Bell Square
In the frosty air
What a bright time, it's the right time
To rock the night away
Jingle bell time is a swell time

To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh

Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' feet
That's the jingle bell rock

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
Dancin' and prancin' in Jingle Bell Square
In the frosty air

What a bright time, it's the right time
To rock the night away
Jingle bell time is a swell time
To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh

Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' feet
That's the jingle bell
That's the jingle bell
That's the jingle bell rock"

When they got to the store, they bought chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy, stuffing, and pumpkin pie, (No, it's not Thanksgiving)

"Wow, that was quicker than I thought it would be," Simon said in a kind of surprised tone.

"I know," Dave said,

Back At Home

"Yay!" Theodore said happily. "Can we make cookies now?"

"Of course we can," Dave said, "Just let me get all the groceries put away."

"Okay," Theodore said as sweetly as he could.

"Alvin, Simon, Could you two help me put these groceries away, please?" Dave asked.

"Sure," Simon said.

"Okay," Alvin said,

It took about five minutes for them to put all the groceries away.

"Thanks, fellas," Dave said gratefully.

"You're welcome," Alvin and Simon both said at once.

It was now about 3:00 PM.

"Well let's get started on those cookies!" Dave said smiling at Theodore.

"Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaah!" Theodore screeched happily.

They got all the ingredients out (eggs, water, vegetable oil, and food coloring) and then got out the giant mixing bowl. They started making the chocolate chip cookies first. They put all the ingredients in, and then added the green food coloring.

"Ew," Alvin said in a disgusted tone, "That looks gross."

"Don't worry," Dave reassured him, "they won't when they're done."

Dave mixed all the food coloring in and blended all the ingredients, the cookie dough turned a lighter green when it was mixed together.

"Now that looks appetizing!" Simon said cheerfully.

"Yeah," Theodore agreed, "It sure does."

They put them on the cookie sheet and then put them in the oven.

"Are we gonna start on the next ones now?" Alvin asked.

"Uh-huh," Dave responded.

They began mixing the ingredients for the peanut butter cookies then added the red food coloring.

"Eeeew!" Theodore said, "That looks like blood!"

Alvin started to laugh, "Looks like Theodore had another nose bleed!"

"Ew, Theodore," Dave said joking, "Why are you bleeding in the cookies?"

They all began to laugh really hard for a little while.

After they finished the peanut butter cookies, they started making the sugar cookies.

"Theodore," Dave said, "Can you go get the cookie-cutters?"

"Sure!" Theodore said as he went to get them.

When Theodore came back with the cookie-cutters, they each took turns making shapes with the cookies.

When they finished there was still some cookie dough left over.

"I guess we'll just throw the rest away," Dave suggested.

"Nooo!" Alvin cried, "I-I wanna eat it!"

Dave looked at him with a questioning expression.

"Why on Earth would you wanna eat cookie dough?" He asked.

"Because…it's good," Alvin responded strangely, "…very good."

"Um, okay," Dave said, "Whatever you say, Alvin, just be careful, this'll make you sick if you eat too much of it."

"Oh, I'm always careful, Dave," Alvin said.

Alvin ate all the cookie dough while the rest of his family listened to Christmas music and talked in the living room.

When Alvin finally finished all the cookie dough, his stomach began to hurt.

"Ugh…" he groaned.

Then he went into the living room.

Dave had his camera and his brothers were standing in front of the Christmas tree, posing for a picture.

"Alvin," Dave said, "Stand in the middle, I wanna get a picture of you guys."

Dave snapped the picture when Alvin got in the middle of his brothers.

"Now that was a good one," Dave said happily.

Dave got his video camera out and started to film Theodore.

"Theodore," Dave said, "What's tomorrow?"

"Christmas," Theodore replied.

"Are you excited?" Dave asked him.

"Yeah," Theodore replied.

"Were you good this year?" Dave asked.

"Yeah," Theodore repeated.

"What if Santa doesn't come?" Dave asked

Theodore began to joke "Yeeeaah," He said with a huge grin as he got right in front of the camera and made it get really blurry. Dave fixed the blur after a few seconds.

"I'd eat cheese for a million days," Alvin cut in.

"What Alvin?" Dave asked.

"I said, if Santa doesn't come, I'm gonna eat cheese for a million days!" Alvin repeated.

"Oh," Dave responded.

Dave noticed Alvin was leaning on a little wooden brown decorative table that he had taken from a corner it usually sits in. "Alvin," Dave said firmly, "Didn't I tell you not to play on that anymore?"

"Yes," Alvin responded.

"Okay," Dave said firmly, "Then put it back where you found it please."

Alvin reluctantly did as he was told.

"Simon," Dave said.

"What?" Simon said plainly.

"Whatcha doin?" Dave asked playfully.

"Reading," Simon said in an uninterested tone.

Alvin began jumping on the couch behind Simon.

"Alvin," Dave said sternly, "Stop that."

"Okay," Alvin said as he did what Dave said.

Alvin then walked up to the Christmas tree and took a candy cane off of it, but didn't eat it.

"Hey, Simon," Dave said, "Sing a song for me."

"Aw, I don't wanna sing a song," Simon said somewhat whining, "…but Alvin will."

When Alvin heard his name, it got his attention from the dream world with the candy cane he was playing with. "What?" he said, "What? What? What?"

"Alvin, sing me a song," Dave said.

Alvin just paused and let out a fake fart with his tongue, then put his hands over his butt pretending that he actually farted. "Oh!" he said.

"Was that your song?" Dave asked referring to the fake fart.

Alvin didn't answer. He walked up near the camera and tripped on purpose, and no one noticed. Then he walked by the camera and as he walked by, he farted. FOR REAL THIS TIME!! Alvin began laughing hysterically.

"Hahahhahaha!"

He walked back in front of the camera and started poking it with the candy cane with a goofy looking grin on his face and giggling.

"Alvin?" Dave said, "Alvin, what was that?"

"A toot!" Alvin said bursting into laughter again and falling to the floor.

"What?" Dave said.

"A toot," Alvin repeated while he was sitting on the ground, then started laughing and let another fart loose. He began laughing hysterically again.

"Oh, was that another one?" Dave asked.

Alvin couldn't say anything because he could hardly breathe from laughing so hard, so he just nodded his head and starting rolling on the floor. Then he got back up in front of the camera.

"You got more?" Dave asked. Alvin paused and focused on the ceiling for a moment and then farted a much smaller fart. "Oh my, that's bad," Dave said, as Alvin started laughing again, and then started poking the camera with the candy cane again.

"Hey Alvin," Dave said, "Your fart fogged up my camera." This comment made Alvin laugh again.

"It was the candy ca…here let me fix that." Alvin said through laughter, and once again started poking the camera with the candy cane. "It's a candy cane!"

"I see that," Dave said. Then he turned off the camera. "Alright fellas, time for bed." He said becoming more serious.

"Okay," they all said at once. Then they hugged him goodnight, "Night Dave!" and then went upstairs to get ready for bed.

Well there's chapter 2, that one was much better than chapter one, in my opinion. Once again, reviews would be much appreciated.