*Backstage*
Badger: B-but I don't want to go out!
Betty: Come on, Dainty put us in charge so you're going out there you big fat baby.
Badger: I'm not fat and I'm not going out there! *clings to the wall*
Betty: come. On. BADGER!1!1
Badger: No…what's with the ones?
Betty: Typo.
Badger: Oh, ok. Where were we?
Betty: You're coming out!
Badger: NO!
Betty: UGH! You are impossible!
*Harmony and Seera enter*
Harmony: Hi Badger.
Badger: H-hi Harmy *Waves at Harmony, stupidly letting go of the wall.*
Betty: AHA!
Badger: Dang it.
*On stage*
Harmony: Hi everyone!
Seera: Greetings future slaves. You may now choose how you would prefer to be killed.
Badger: SEERA!
Betty: I like the way she thinks.
Badger: You're…never mind. Today we have Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Dr. Scratch n' Sniff, Slappy, Hello Nurse and Skippy.
Slappy: *On the phone* WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO DO ANOTHER SEASON OF THIS RAGGA FRAZZEN FANFICTION SHOW! YOU WANNA GO THERE BUDDY? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TNT DOWN YOUR PANTS? Fine. Guess I'm goin' to have to do this again. Lawyer says it's in my stupid fan fiction contract.
Harmony: -_-' You're too kind Slappy.
Seera: I think I might like this person.
Betty: Mhhhh. Seera, I know what we're going to do today! *Drags Seera off with her*
Badger: This won't end well. Well we better get on with this thing. First question is from weirdsib
Oh boy, new hosts. This will be interesting.
Dr. Scratchensniff: Even though the Warners annoy the heck out of you, if something were to happen to any of them, would you be worried?
Wakko: Why do you where a huge turtleneck in Burbank California when it's 90 degrees out? Id ask why you aren't wearing pants, but some things just shouldn't be explained...
Dot: If someone called you Dottie, how exactly would you rid yourself of that unlucky being?
That's all for now. Weirdsib is out. PEACE!
Dr. Scratch n' Sniff: Vell of course I vould. Zhey are my patients after all, I'm responsible vor zheir vell being.
Yakko: You really mean that Scratchy? Aww *Warners jump on Scratchy and give him a big kiss*
Dr. Scratch n' Sniff: I zhould ov zust kept my mouth shut.
Wakko: I was drawn that way. Besides, we travel a lot so I'm not just in Burbank. When I am though it does get pretty hot, that's why I don't were pants. It cools me off.
Harmony: Well that's…interesting.
Badger: I know. I'm a toon too and even I wear pants.
Dot: I WOULD DROP ON ANVIL ON THEIR HEAD, EXPLODE THEIR HEAD, AND FLUSH THEM INTO THE SEWER!
Harmony: x_x She's scarier than Seera.
Badger: Yeah…where is she anyway?
Harmony: I don't know. Let's just enjoy being without her for now. This next question is from Kiue Jin
Hello Everyone!
It's great to see that you've made a comeback. I assume it was because you were simply buried under so much paperwork from the last show.
Anyway, to the questions.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot: What is the best fan fiction about yourselves that you have ever read?
Skippy: Have you reached the stage where you want to start dating girls yet?
Slappy: Who is the worst person you have ever had to work with in your career as a cartoon star?
Thanks for your time,
Kiue Jin.
Badger: No, she's just lazy.
Me: HEY!
Badger: Well it's true.
Yakko: It's this fan fiction called Family by The Middle Warner Sibling
Wakko: That is a really good fic.
Dot: I like it. You should really read it.
Skippy: Well umm…I do like this…one really nice, cute girl.
Dot: Did I hear someone say cute? She's not cuter than me is she? She can't possibly be cuter!
Skippy: Well, um actually she's-
Slappy: Enough with the mushy stuff. The worst person I ever had to work with was that stupid Patrick Star. I like that kid Sponge Bob well enough but I nearly killed his ragga frazzen friend. I hated him so much I ended up giving my role to my niece Sandy Squirrel.
Harmony: Aww that was nice.
Badger: Depends on how you look at it. Now let's move on to the last-
*BOOM*
Harmony: *Sigh* Three, two, one
DJ: SEERA YOU IDIOT!
Harmony: Only a matter of time before DJ got here.
DJ: What were you thinking Seera?
Seera: I was thinking that it was a good idea.
DJ: On what planet is putting snapping turtles with bombs tied on them into grown men's pants a good idea?
Betty: Well it was a good idea at the time.
DJ: La sigh. Might as well do the last question. This one is from DisneyPrincess
Yakko: If you had to date one of the "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" mane six, who would you choose and why? (BTW, your choices are Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and Rarity.)
Wakko: Why do you have an accent when neither of your siblings do?
Dot: Why do you hate being called Dotty?
Hello Nurse: What's your secret to keeping such a great body?
Extra question for Dot: How exactly do you get the nickname Dot out of Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third?
Harmony: I love that show!
Yakko: I would go with Rainbow Dash. She's fast, cool, and knows how to play a prank.
Wakko: Well…I guess I just got it from my creators or something. I think it sounds cool.
Dot: Because Dottie is so stereotypical like. You hear lots of people called Dottie as nicknames. I like plane old Dot.
Hello Nurse: Finally a question. I exercise and eat right. I use to be a model before I got a nurse degree you know.
Dot: I just do. Dot suits me ok?
Harmony: Ok then. So that's it?
DJ: Yup. Come on guys let's go.
Seera: Aww but I didn't get to make fun of any of these guys yet
DJ: THAT'S THE POINT!
Seera: *Really fast* Yakkoyou'reannoyingandunattractive,DottieIdon'tthinkyou'recute,andWakkoyoueattomuchyoufatty. Ok let's go.
DJ: *Twitch with irritation* You are dead. You do realize that?
Yakko: I am attractive!
Wakko: I'm not a fatty. *Get's out mallet*
Dot: YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME DOTTIE AND SAY I WASN'T CUTE? OFF WITH HER HEAD!
Skippy: Yeah, Dot is cute. *Everyone stares* I mean everyone thinks so right. Hehe *Nervous laugh and blush*
Seera: I regret nothing! *Runs away*
DJ: I'll go get her.
Harmony: Same old Seera.
Badger: Oh well let's end this thing. Review please!
Betty: And send us questions!
Slappy: And call my agent to get me out of here.
*Behind stage*
Harmony: I think that went fairly well for our first show. What do you think Badger? *Behind them Dot and Wakko are trying to kill Seera as DJ is trying to separate them, Slappy is yelling at a lawyer, Skippy is putting TNT in his pants, and Betty is being…Betty*
Badger: :P…suuuurrreee.