I still don't own twilight S.M. does...but I wish I did.

I woke up to the sound of my answering machine going crazy. All of them were from my brother Jasper asking me to pick up the fucking phone. I'll yell at him for that later. He knows better than to curse where the twins can hear. Anyway it sounded like something important, so I called back immediately. He answered on the second ring "

(Jasper, Bella)

"Bella why the fuck won't you answer the damn phone?"

"Don't fucking yell at me. I was sleeping and don't fucking curse on the fucking answering machine where the fucking babies can fucking hear you, you stupid fuck. Fuck!" I yelled.

" Damn B what got your panties in a twist?" he asked

" Don't fucking go there. You know what Fuck you, you son of a bitch, I just fucking called cause you sound do fucking panicked, so don't fucking get me pissed, as a matter of fact I don't need this shit, I got two fucking babies to fucking take care of so as I said before fuck you!"

"Whoa whoa sorryI should have known better than to call you in the morning."

"That's right you stupid prick."

"Alright sorry but I have the greatest news. I'm in love with a girl named Ali, she's so perfect and I was hoping you'd come to Chicago and meet her before I propose to her."

Oh my fucking god! Jasper's in love. My fucking player of a brother is in love and wants to marry someone. What the fuck has the world come to. He's going to get married and I'm still single.

"Bella say something."

"Sorry Jazz it's just that I never thought I'd see the day when my twin brother would get married before me."

"Ha ha very funny so are you coming?"

Why the hell not? I own my own business I'm sure Brittany wouldn't mind running the restaurant without me for a few weeks.

"Sure Jazz I'll be there just let me sort out the restaurant and get me and the babies ready and we'll be there okay."

"Great! Love you, kiss my nieces hi for me and I'll see you soon. Oh yea one more thing could you ask Rosie to come with you?"

Rosalie was my and Jazz's older sister. She was a year older than us, but she was my best friend. She or Jazz never met the Cullens because they lived with mom.

"Sure Jazz, love you see you soon."

"ok thanks bye."

Wow Jazz was getting married. Miracles can happen; maybe I'll get to see the Cullens again, I heard they were in Chicago. I laughed at myself for being so stupid, getting ahead of myself. I walked to the nursery to check on the girls. They were both awake and playing with their teddies. When they saw me they looked up and smiled. A smile that looked just like their fathers. God their father. I hope Mike Newton would just get hit by a tuck fall in the ocean get eaten by a shark and DIE. Yea that's how much I hate him. And to believe I was married to him for three years. Can you believe he hit me and tried to hit my kids? Well I did teach him a lesson that day. I waited until the evening he was coming into the kitchen. I oiled the floor, called the police and until they came I beat him with a frying pan. He had to hospitalize for a broken hand and leg, a few broken ribs and a concussion before he was brought to prison. Little prick.

"Hey babies uncle Jazz called do you wanna see him?" They both smiled and nodded.

"Well come on lets get some food." I took them up and went to the kitchen. I sat them on their high chairs and went to the refrigerator. I decided on banana slices and milk for them and some cereal for me should do. I prepared the food and we ate in silence. Just as I was about to get up from the table Rosalie came through he door.

"What's up bitches?"

"Rosalie are you crazy, you know not to f-ing curse in front of the babies." I said.

"Oh shut-up its better they hear them now from us and know what they mean than to go out in the world and hear other people saying it." Rosalie said with her hands on her hips.

"Whatever but they're my kids so they are grown my way." I said because I had nothing to beat that.

"Whatever." Rose said...am I forgetting something?... ooooh I remember now

"Hey guess what? I got a call from our loving brother today."I said. Rose looked at me surprised. He doesn't call us much. "Our player of a brother is in-love." Her mouth dropped in shock. "ARE YOU SERIOUS!" she practically screamed at me. "wait here's the best part...he wants to marry her." I said. This really set her off " No Fucking Way!"again with her cursing "Rose the babies" I swear my kids are gonna start cursing before they even say mama "Sorry it's just WOW! Wait he's getting married and I haven't even met the girl." She said a little put off at the end. "Rose he didn't propose yet. He wants us to come to Chicago and meet her and her family.

"Oh cool since as I'm the co-owner of the restaurant I'm sure Brittany could handle the restaurant for a little while, plus I was wondering if we could open another restaurant in Chicago. You know get the whole chain of restaurants we were planning on starting." She said. This is how you can tell we were a sister, that's exactly what I thought this morning.

"You know that's not such a bad idea." I said

"Oh Fuck your sarcasm bitch."

"Rose!"