Disclaimer: Sorry...I still do not own Naruto...BUT ONE DAY I SHALL! MWHAHAHA! :: evil glares from lawyers :: Oops...I mean...Mashashi Kishimoto owns Naruto...hehheheheh...

On with the story!

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The bridge...again...::yawn::

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Sakura turned around and saw Naruto...missing...strange...

"Sasuke? Narutos gone too...what the fuck is going on?"

"How should I know? I'm just a made up character that no one can imagine in real life without all of the ink and markers...and just ignore the fact that no one in real life can have hair like ...'us'... "

"What'd you say Sasuke?"

"Nothing..."

"Hey! Look what I found randomly lying next to my foot! An author's journal? It says its by some person named, 'Fox Kit'...who the hells that? Maybe its Naruto...LETS READ IT!"

Author: SHIT!

Sakura: Who was that?

Sasuke: I do not care...just read it...

Author: FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK!

Sakura: It says... 'I wrote some gay story t'day...It's called 'Bottles of Sake and Paco The Wonder Stick'

and I waz surprised when the reviewers said it waz foony...its about sum messed up bottle of sake, Kakashi gets his grimy little hands on it and gets drunk, then Naruto gets drunk and it all comes up to this part now.'.... Sasuke? I think this sounds familiar..."

Sasuke:

:: laughs as he squirts a chipmunk with The Water Bottle of Doom with 19 Band-Aids of Doom ::

MWHAHAHA! DIE ITACHI! What'd you say Sakura?

Sakura: Hmm.... WAIT! There is a map here!"

:: picks up a huge page that just magically fell out of the book...when it was lying flat in Sakura's hands...its MAGIC! ::

"It says there's a jungle near here...since when is there a jungle around Konoha? Wait...it says in big red letters. "NARUTO IS HURR WITH DRUNK SENSEI"....Hmm...I forgot all about them...LETS GO!"

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Sakura and Sasuke go to the Jungle that was next door to the bridge

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"Its says to follow the monkeys...Sasuke? SASUKE! STOP PLAYING WITH,

'THE WATER BOTTLE OF DOOM WITH 19 BAND AIDS OF DOOM THAT NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU SQUIRT KEEPS REFILLING!'"

"I HATE YOU!"

"Okay... c'mon...we have to follow the monkeys."

Sakura for no reason pumps her fist into the air, the same fist that has my beloved journal...I take this opportunity to STRIKE!

:: does Gai pose ::

Sakura looks up as she sees this thing (me) swing by and take the Authors Journal.

"NOOOO! WE NEED THAT! BITCH!"

Author: I can bleep that out you know...I'M THE AUTHOR OF THIS STORY!MWHAHAHA!! I CONTROL YOU! IM YOUR MASTER! YOUR RULER! YOU COWER TO MY EVERY WHIM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BOW DOWN TO MY POWA!

:: Strikes a Gai pose and sings/mumbles in a low tone, 'I got the power' ::

Sasuke: --;

Sakura: O.o;

Can we have your journal back? Miss uhh...what the fuck is your name?

Author: NEVER! Oh...and meh name is Karla...nice to meet you losers

::tries to keep sane but cant ::

...BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME CROW!! MWHAHAHA!!

::make crow noises::

:: falls off tree ::

Sasuke: NOWS OUR CHANCE!

:: jumps on author and puts a straight jacket on with a gag ::

Sakura: Way to go Sasuke-kun! .!

Sasuke: SHUT UP!

Sakura: Okay.

Author: MPHFFFMFFF!

:: tries to strike Gai pose but cant :: MPHFPFPHFPHPFHPFHPFMMMMFFFFFFFF!

Sakura: What is she saying?

Sasuke: I don't know.

Suddenly...a monkey appears out of no where! YAY!

Sakura: LOOK! A MONKEY! LETS FOLLOW IT!

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Sakura, Sasuke and I go to follow my servant...I mean MONKEY! I SAID MONKEY! Damn

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Author:

:: laughs evily :: MFFPFFFFMMFFFWFF! .

Sasuke: Look Sakura! There is a whole flock of monkeys! Is that a throne? Wait...TWO thrones?

Sakura: Don't forget the throne on the tippy tippy top with all of the pillows and shit.

Sasuke: Who do they belong to?

A thing swings over and grabs the Author and lands on the throne platform with a 3rd person.

Sakura: Is that...? No fucking way...SHIT!

Sasuke: Oh c'mon...you have to be shiting me!!

Author:

::points Paco the wonder stick at Sasuke and Sakura :: NOW YOUR MINE! HAHAHA!

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I know its short...but I thought it was the most perfect cliff hanger...sorry...I forgot about the movie spoof for this chapter...but its was a resemblance to the jungle book or that messed up movie with the dude who's in the jungle and he has a country hat on. I'll update later t'day. Bye!

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