Emmett E-mails Bella
[A/N]: Ok so Emmett had a computer and he named it george… Rosalie killed it because he wasn't touching her so she killed it
From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_To: Bella Cullen Sent: Friday, April 3, 2009 12:37:12 PMSubject:
You stink lol MWAHAHAHAHAHAH I have an e-mail adress now! I can hack people
From: Bella Cullen leechlover To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_Sent: Friday, April 3, 2009 12:38:34 PMSubject: Re:
hows george
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From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_To: Bella Cullen leechlover Sent: Friday, April 3, 2009 12:42:09 PMSubject: Re:
George broke... =,(
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From: Bella Cullen leechlover To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_Sent: Friday, April 3, 2009 12:45:20 PMSubject: Re:
awww poor george what did you name your new cyber lover
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From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_To: Bella Cullen leechlover Sent: Friday, April 3, 2009 12:47:32 PMSubject: Re:
George Jr. =D he looks just like his daddy
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From: Bella Cullen leechlover To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_Sent: Friday, April 3, 2009 12:49:13 PMSubject: Re:
whos the mommy
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From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_To: Bella Cullen leechlover Sent: Friday, April 3, 2009 12:50:55 PMSubject: Re:
Doesn't have one...I bought him on the internet! =D
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From: Bella Cullen leechlover To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_Sent: Friday, April 3, 2009 12:53:52 PMSubject: Re:
You know the Black market is illegal
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From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_To: Bella Cullen leechlover Sent: Friday, April 3, 2009 12:54:40 PMSubject: Re:
But...But... i bought him at .... How is that illegal?
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From: Bella Cullen leechlover To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_Sent: Monday, April 6, 2009 12:06:26 PMSubject: Re:
because you used candy land money
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From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_To: Bella Cullen leechlover Sent: Monday, April 6, 2009 12:15:11 PMSubject: Re:
I didn't use cany land money it was monopoly and afterwards Carlisle gave me real money...
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From: Bella Cullen leechlover To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_Sent: Monday, April 6, 2009 12:18:32 PMSubject: Re:
why dont you go earn your own money you could prob make a pretty penny off all of your "dancing skills"
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From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_To: Bella Cullen leechlover Sent: Monday, April 6, 2009 12:21:33 PMSubject: Re:
Your so mean! what did I ever do to you? I let you win in the arm wrestling contest after you turn and then you make fun of my ability to make money? I have more money than you and has Edward told you?
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From: Bella Cullen leechlover To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_Sent: Monday, April 6, 2009 12:30:37 PMSubject: Re:
you didnt let me win bc if you would have let me win you wouldnt have cried afterwards and you dont have andy money unless you get it from Rosalie or Carlisle tell me who bought your car
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From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_To: Bella Cullen leechlover Sent: Monday, April 6, 2009 12:39:17 PMSubject: Re:
I did! I sued the guy who's bear attacked me! It was YOGI!
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From: Bella Cullen leechlover To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_Sent: Monday, April 6, 2009 12:42:58 PMSubject: Re:
one question How does a dead guy win a lawsiut?
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From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_To: Bella Cullen leechlover Sent: Monday, April 6, 2009 12:47:03 PMSubject: Re:
I told them i was attacked but not killed...I was saved by a tree
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From: Bella Cullen leechlover To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_Sent: Monday, April 6, 2009 12:52:57 PMSubject: Re:
so how did the exam part go so the could asses your injuries
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From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_To: Bella Cullen leechlover Sent: Monday, April 6, 2009 12:54:47 PMSubject: Re:
Carlisle helped me... =D
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From: Bella Cullen leechlover To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_Sent: Monday, April 6, 2009 9:23:41 PMSubject: Re:
yeah so how did that prostate exam go
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From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_To: Bella Cullen leechlover Sent: Tuesday, April 7, 2009 12:02:35 PMSubject: Re:
My daddy helped me and we both hated the touching!
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From: Bella Cullen leechlover To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_Sent: Tuesday, April 7, 2009 12:05:37 PMSubject: Re:
are you sure come on we all know you have special litlle fantasies about carlisle
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From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_To: Bella Cullen leechlover Sent: Tuesday, April 7, 2009 12:07:26 PMSubject: Re:
WHO TOLD YOU THAT LIE! YOUR STUPID MIND-READING HUSBAND?!?!?!?!?1
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From: Bella Cullen leechlover To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_Sent: Tuesday, April 7, 2009 12:10:34 PMSubject: Re:
at least i cant get something out of him the only thing you get out of rosalie is slapped i get magical pixie dust
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From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_To: Bella Cullen leechlover Sent: Tuesday, April 7, 2009 12:21:13 PMSubject: Re:
Alice gives me glitter does that count
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From: Bella Cullen leechlover To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_Sent: Tuesday, April 7, 2009 12:29:08 PMSubject: Re:
and were does the glitter come from i will give you a hint not from the store
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From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_To: Bella Cullen leechlover Sent: Tuesday, April 7, 2009 12:39:15 PMSubject: Re:
O.e Alice told me she bought it from the store WHAT are you talking about?!?!?!?1
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From: Bella Cullen leechlover To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_Sent: Tuesday, April 7, 2009 12:48:10 PMSubject: Re:
It came from jasper why do think she is always covered in it
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From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_To: Bella Cullen leechlover Sent: Tuesday, April 7, 2009 12:51:17 PMSubject: Re:
0.e I thought... Wait...What are you trying to say Bella?
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From: Bella Cullen leechlover To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_Sent: Wednesday, April 8, 2009 12:07:37 PMSubject: Re:
that you have been using jasper 'special pixie dust' to decorate with
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From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_To: Bella Cullen leechlover Sent: Wednesday, April 8, 2009 12:13:29 PMSubject: Re:
I did not know we can do that!!!!!! And ew! I'm telling Edward on you! how do you know about "jasper's special pixie dust?"
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From: Bella Cullen leechlover To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_Sent: Wednesday, April 8, 2009 12:16:39 PMSubject: Re:
because jasper thinks some interesting things and its really easy to get things out of edward and if you tell him i will tell rosalie were you are hiding your collection that you were supposed to get rid of
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From: Emmett Cullen hi_im_To: Bella Cullen leechlover Sent: Wednesday, April 8, 2009 12:19:11 PMSubject: Re:
Thats what you think and your stupid husband burned my collection....poor miley...
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From: Bella Cullen leechlover To: Emmett Cullen hi_im_Sent: Wednesday, April 8, 2009 12:16:39 PMSubject: Re:
he didnt burn it he just moved it i told him that if he burned it he wouldnt be touching me for a century