Chapter 2: Yonkers

The Survey Corps were up in a crowd near the mess hall wondering what was going on and many people had heard that there were new recruits. Not only that, but these new recruits had their own division in the military, which was surprising for fresh meat. Cheers could be heard however, when Captain Levi walked in from the doors, bringing the new recruits reluctantly into the establishment.

"Everyone." Captain Levi announced with a commanding tone. Most of you have probably heard already about the new recruits that we have, and how they are going to be working alongside us in our battles against the Titans. I shall let them introduce themselves."

Left Brain took two giant steps before shouting to the crowd. "Yo. My name be Left Brain. That's all." Many people took notice that he had a giant nose, which was a little bit off putting.

He then pointed towards Earl, who extravagantly said, "My name's Earl. Nice to meet ya'll." Another thing that people noticed about this man was that he had extremely big lips.

Jasper the exclaimed, "MY NAME IS DOLPHIN, FOR ALL YA'LL NIGGAS." Once again, taking note of physical appearance, Jasper was short, and had a build that was not so muscular; he was a little chubby.

Frank Ocean was the most calm and collected out of them, gallantly saying, "I'm Frank Ocean. I hope to have a good time working alongside all of you." Nothing stuck out with him, except that his teeth shone every time he smiled.

"Hodgy Beat here. Let's chill soon." whispered Hodgy Beat.

"Time to say some shit about me." Tyler The Creator shouted. "My name's Tyler, but all you faggot ass niggas can call me Tyler. Got it, bitches?" retorted Tyler.

Murmurs could be heard in the crowd, saying, "Are these REALLY the guys we have to work beside?"

Levi looked flabbergasted and exclaimed, "ENOUGH! I believe that these gentleman are capable enough to work alongside our troops. In closing, this is the Loiter Squadron."

Screams, shouts, and growls could be heard as the name of their battalion was uttered. The Odd Future crew seemed to be enjoying themselves, Frank Ocean included.

Eren Jaeger went up with his sister Mikasa Ackerman to introduce themselves to the Loiter Squadron, as a kind gesture.

"Hey. My name is Eren Jaeger, and this is my sister Mikasa. Nice to meet you guys!" Eren said energetically.

Mikasa was quiet the entire time, which was a very big characteristic trait about her, for obvious reasons.

Odd Future then went in a huddle, scheming a devilish plan.

"Wait, this bitch be this nigga's sister?" Jasper whispered to the group.

"I think so." Frank Ocean replied. "Any ideas on what we should do?"

"Like, I think it be fucked up, but we should get him to fuck her. Jus' sayin'." Tyler The Creator announced.

Everyone in the group nodded their head in agreement, as the plan they had seemed interesting, but at the same time wrong, because of incest. However, Tyler didn't care at all.

"This nigga's got a BOMB ass sister." Tyler The Creator said to Eren, nonchalantly.

"She isn't exactly my sister." Eren said as he awkwardly fidgeted around.

"Nigga, his sister ain't even his sister, bruh." replied Left Brain.

"Nigga. Why do you not hit that." Tyler said bluntly.

"But, she's LIKE a sister to me." said Eren sincerely.

"Oh my god, dude. Mah nigga. If she's 'LIKE' a sister, and she's not related to you, then what is she?" Tyler the Creator

"Um..."

"You fucking faggot, she's got abs, tits, ass, and more importantly, she's as wet as Niagara Falls. Hit that. Shit, you wouldn't even have to rape her, my nigga." said Earl Sweatshirt militantly.

"My nigga, I bet you if you whispered, 'Fuck me, Mikasa' or whatever the FUCK her name is, she'll hop on that dick like it's a water bed, my nigga." Left Brain said.

"Well, I've always been curious..." Eren said with a little bit of lust in his voice.

"Nigga. Now's the time. With these faggot ass Titans walking around like they da shit, you don't got time to be curious. Be like Nike, just do that shit, nigga." Jasper boomed.

"What's Nike?" Eren asked.

"DID YOU JUST HEAR THIS NIGGA, OH MY GOD." chortled Tyler.

Jasper joined in, and commented, "This nigga probably wear those gay ass flea market shoes, bruh."

"Those ain't even some unknown brand shit, nigga. No bars at all, nigga. Look at this faggot!" Earl Sweatshirt chimed.

"Guys, stop it! You're hurting my feelings!" whined Eren nasally.

"Aight, fuggit, you know dawgs, give the guy space." said Frank Ocean.

"He's right." Hodgy Beat, Left Brain, Jasper, and the rest of Odd Future nodded in accordance.

"However, Eren, you've got to do something about your possible fuck buddy." Frank Ocean looked sternly at Eren.

"Well, what I am I supposed to do about it?" Eren protested.

"First of all, you fucking fag, look at Mi Casa, or whatever the fuck. Look her in the eye, and say, 'I want to fuck you.' Like I said nigga, she'll be up on your dick." Tyler retorted.

"Fine, worth a shot…" Eren mumbled.

Eren then went over to Mikasa and said the exact words that Tyler and the rest of Odd Future had told him to say, and Mikasa started to tear up.

"Mikasa? What's wrong?" Eren questioned.

"It's been… Too long… I've waited years, Eren. Let's make love tonight." Mikasa bawled.

"OH SHIT NIGGA, WE HOOKED UP A BRUH!" Hodgy Beat said.

"I never knew that this nigga had game! Oh wait, the fag got it from us!" said Jasper, who then guwaffed.

Tyler then pulled Eren over to the side, and whispered in his ear, "What did I tell you nigga?"

"Thank you, so much. I don't know what I would have done without you." choked out Eren.

"Naw, nigguh, this is all your shit bruh." Left Brain exclaimed.

After much cheering for Eren, with Mikasa standing on the side emotionless, Tyler the Creator said that "We should come up with a bomb ass nickname for our nigga Eren, mah niggaz. Ideas?"

"Bomb? Hm…" Earl murmured.

Earl's face brightened up and magically said, "Jaeger-Bombastic!"

"Nigga. My nigga Jaeger-Bombastic." Tyler the Creator said.

With that, Eren and Mikasa enjoyed a night filled with pleasure, and lots of moaning, not to mention tons of thrusting that can be described in great detail. If you seriously want to see some of the stuff they do, read The Forbidden, that'll get shit done for you (lel, shameless plug).