Hammertime (JohnDave)
Your name is John Egbert, and you hate Dave Strider. You hate him for making you officially a homosexual, which is NOT okay in your book! You've told him COUNTLESS amounts of times that "i'm not a homosexual dave!", but look what's happening now! These thoughts are running through your head like some crazy individual literally drilled them there, and they are stuck like superglue on duct tape. And the problem is, you think he had a crush on you at some point too! You silently gave off signals that you didn't want to date him, and you believe the signals reached him loud and clear. Why are you suddenly realizing that you like him? He came to visit.
Dave Strider came to visit, just for a little "time with his best bro". In fact, he's calling for you downstairs right now.
"Jooooooooohn!" He loudly yelled in a coolkid-like manner.
"Coming Dave..." you shout back.
After you come downstairs, he asks you if you want to play some nice violent video games. Of course, you accept, because who wouldn't want to play violent video games.
"John, why do you suck at this game so much?" He complains. "I wish I had some real compitition."
"Dave, shut up!" you reply. "I've only had this game for a couple days! I haven't gotten much practice in."
"Maybe I could teach you some of my moves. It takes practice John. Not that you'll ever be able to be as great as me."
"Is that a challenge?"
"Yes."
"BRING IT THE FUCK ON."
This guy totally has blown your temper away. He really has an ego in person, and it doesn't seem that way online. You always thought he was being ironic. And he was always saying he was too.
"Hell yes! Another point for the Strider!" Dave celebrates.
"Dave, how are you so good at this? Are you cheating?" You question. "If you're cheating, I will personally rip Lil' Cal's head off."
"What the hell John. I thought this was just a game. Don't be hatin'."
The fact that Dave can be so calm during you yelling at him is really taking a toll on your temper. You could just punch him right now. Dave Strider is going to feel the wrath of John Egbert. MAKE HIM PAY!
But, the next thing you know, Dave has you pinned to the ground. Well would you look at that—He's cool AND strong. Something you really look for in a guy. WAIT YOU'RE ANGRY AT HIM. You manage to get out of the restrain that he put you in, and you punch his face so hard, his shades fall off his face and break. One look at his eyes makes you go limp. They're so beautiful. Red eyes, although it should look like a mutation, it makes you just adore him more. You actually ignore the fact that Dave is trying to get your attention. All you can think about are his eyes. Suddenly you wake up from your trance.
"-OHN. JOHN. ARE YOU OKAY?" A look of worry on Dave's face is present. "BRO, LOOK AT ME. I'M SORRY. OH GOD DID I KILL YOU?"
"Dave..." You manage to sputter"
"John...Thank god you're okay, I thought I knocked you unconscious there for a second. Now, about the shades—"
"Dave...Your eyes..."
"I know. You're going to call me a freak, like everyone else does when they see them. It's emberassing. Just don't talk about it, okay? Promise me that you won't tell anyone?"
"Dave...I love you" You mindlessly say.
Dave seemed taken aback by your mindless talking.
"John. Are you okay? I thought you said-"
"Never mind what I said before!" You came to your senses. "If nobody else can accept the way you are because of your eyes, then it's not worth staying around them! All I want is you!"
"John...I love you too."
"Sorry for hitting you and breaking your shades..."
"It's okay John. I always have a backup."
"But those were the pair I got you for your birthday..."
"It's okay John. You have me now. Now let's watch some movies, you fucking dork."
A/N: Eeeeh yeah I pulled this off in 30 minutes. Didn't really proofread, just wanted to get it in today, because I'm updating this daily. Next: JohnJade. Like usual, Reviews are very welcomed, and tell me in a review if you want the next perspective to be Jade or John. If I don't get anything, I'll go with John. Anyway, toodloo~