So dumb fuck Dorothy wondered what an Amish was so she looked it up on her old-ass Motorola phone. It gave her a location. So she and Crapbag went to the location that was given. It lead them to an ugly-ass village that was flooded.
Soon as they got their a hairy bastard ran to them (he was an ex-Amish) He screamed obnoxiously "YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE!". He was obviously
High off his ass and was stoned out of his mind. Dorothy than slapped the shit out him. Soon after that... A pigeon came and shat on Crapbag then leaving a note. Crapbag read:
"I the wizard have flooded your village cuz' you niggaz dope yo!,
Hit me up at oz (emerald city) and les hang, Peace!"
Crapbag then barfed all over Dorothy's new sailor moon costume.
Dorothy thought it was hot though. The hairy coke whore (we'll call him Flitzer) then shouted "Look the Amish are going to eat us their zombies"
They all ran but the Amish zombies were everywhere. Suddenly dumbshit Dorothy felt a tug. A zombie go Toto and TURNED HIM INTO SOAP!
But it was okay because they were in the sun and Toto turned back into
A shitty excuse for a dog.
...to be continued...