Delos1108: Ok so here are some more machines for you to read! I know it's short but I hope you still like them.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Legend of Zelda characters.
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Mallon
Machine- Good day! You've reached Mallon from Lon Lon Ranch. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you. If this is Zelda, then girl's night Saturday, and thank you for letting me borrow Link. Second, if you're answering my ad for finding my dad, its ok he's back. And lastly, if the is Gannon stay away. The restraining order states to keep a minimal distance of 400 feet away…in ALL directions.*beep*
Gannon- Mallon! When will you finally realize that our lover will bloom?! I will never stop trying to win your heart! Nothing can stop me! Nothing! No matter how hard you try to resist it you will soon see that our lover is true! And another thing-*beep*
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Navi
Machine- Hello! Hey, this is a machine, not really me. Listen, leave a message and I'll get back to you. But look, don't leave some stupid message, or I'll annoy you for the rest of your days! Listen, if I don't get back to you with in the day, then don't call again. I will listen to your message and call you back. Hey listen, so like I said leave your message and I'll get back to you. So please leave a message if you really want me to call you back. Also, listen- *beep*
Link- Damn it Navi! I though you were annoying just to travel with, but you proved me wrong! No wonder no one likes you! I swear sometime I just want to stick you in a bottle and stick it at the bottom of Death Mountain's Creator! …And damn it you made me forget why I called!*beep*
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Delos1108: Hope it was ok. I know it was short, but if you want to see someone specific then tell me! R&R!