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Dear Voldy
I know we said that we should forget about our meeting and go back to wanting to kill each other, but I can't be bothered at the moment.
Killing, or even planning to kill someone, is just so much hard work. You know? (Of course you do. You've been trying to kill me for years.)
Anyways, can we talk? Mrs Weasley keeps trying to get me to keep me busy, but honestly, how many times can you clean out a chicken coop? I told her that writing letters would keep me busy, so she's leaving me alone for now.
I have to keep a steady stream of owls to and from the window though, or she'll make me degnome the garden! Please write back soon!
Harry
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Potter
Who would have thought the day would come when you'd be asking me for help?
Now, twice in one week, you have appealed to me for assistance.
This makes me feel all important.
Thank you
The Dark Lord
(p.s. Don't call me Voldy!)
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Voldy
I'll call you what I like :P
And you're thanking me?
Have you lost your mind?
Harry
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Potter
I had a bad childhood! :sniffs: The muggles are to blame for my craziness!
The Dark Lord
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Voldy
You can't blame your craziness on a bad childhood, being raised by muggles! I had a bad childhood, raised by muggles, and I'm not crazy!
Harry
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Potter
You're not crazy?
The Dark Lord
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Voldy
No I'm not!!
Harry
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Potter
:raises eyebrows:
The Dark Lord
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Voldy
I'm not!!
Harry
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Potter
:raises eyebrows higher:
The Dark Lord
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Voldy
Ok! So, I'm a little crazy!
Harry
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Potter
Ha! I got you to admit it!
The Dark Lord
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Voldy
You're good at intimidation
Harry
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Potter
I know. :looks smug:
And I admitted I was crazy before you did! Does that make me the better person?
The Dark Lord
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Voldy
No it does not!
There is no way you can be a better person than me! I'm good and you're evil! That's the way it works.
Harry
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Potter
You know, I think talking to you makes me crazier.
The Dark Lord
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Voldy
Crazier isn't even a word!
Ha! I'm better at grammar than you!
Harry
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Potter
Maybe St Mungo's can find us nice adjoining padded rooms.
The Dark Lord
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Voldy
I hope there's pudding!
Harry
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