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On with the ficcy!

"Hey, I've been wondering something," Pit said as he, Link, Takashi, and Roy got their lunches. It's been about a week since the health 'test', by the way.

"What's that?" Takashi asked, taking a bit out of his burger.

"Well, when a situation comes up...like that health test and all...How come nobody tells the principal or vice principal?" Pit asked. Link blinked, as if remembering something.

"Oh yeah, you moved here about two months before Takashi did, right?" he asked. Pit nodded. Link sighed, closing his eyes.

"Okay, nobody calls the principal because he's always busy with paperwork. But here's a story about why nobody calls the vice principal..."

It was about a year ago. I was going to my first period Biology class, which was a rare thing - a peaceful, tranquil environment in Smash High. Where everything was calm, where every day is like the last...

"OHMYGAWD! HELP MEEEEEEE!"

...Ah, who the hell was I kidding?

About half the students in the class were hiding under their desks or just plain standing deathly still for fear that IT might fly towards them...God forbid that should happen!

And what was IT, you ask? Thank you for asking, Pit.

IT,of course, was a bird. A pigeon, to be more accurate. It was officially discovered when Peach opened the door and saw it sitting on the teacher's chair, with Olimar cowering under her desk...the one waaaay in the back.

...Yeah, everyone found out that day that Olimar's scared of birds.

But I digress: it got so nuts that they had to call the vice principal. The principal was busy with paperwork...again.

"But Crazy Hand should have helped the situation a bit, right?" Takashi asked. "I mean, he is the vice principal."

"Kid," Link deadpanned, "you have no idea who you're talking about."

But that was no problem. Crazy Hand should help the situation a bit...right?

...Yeah, I thought the same thing you did, Takashi. Stop laughing!

"This is a Biology class, right?" the VP asked. Olimar nervously nodded.

"And Biology classes are famous for only one thing...So dissect the bird!" the hyperactive vice principal said, waving the entire scenario off with a, well...crazy grin. Everyone gaped at the hand's suggestion.

"WHAT?! WE CAN'T DISSECT A BIRD THAT RANDOMLY APPEARED IN THE ROOM!"

Who was the one who yelled that, you ask? Well...that was me.

Takashi and Pit were laughing their asses off at this one. Roy simply shuddered at the memory, as he was in this Bio class, too.

"So...w-what happened then?" Pit asked between breaths.

"Eventually we got one of the janitors and he opened the door, letting the bird fly free. I don't know if Master Hand ever got wind of that senario, but I think he did, since we've never been able to call Crazy Hand after that," Link replied, shrugging as the bell rang.

"See ya guys," Pit said, going the other way.

"Where are you off to?" Link asked.

"English. We're reading To Kill a Mockingbirdand discussing it. Anyway, see ya," he replied. Roy, Takashi, and Link looked at each other.

"Wouldn't it be funny if a mockingbird actually appeared in Pit's classroom?" Roy asked. Link scoffed.

"Like that'll ever happen," he said. Takashi put on a thoughtful face.

"I don't know...Peach did say that weird things tend to happen here..." he said.

"..."

"..."

"..."

The boys gave each other fearful faces.

Pit hummed a happy tune as he walked to English. This was a rare, peaceful class for him. A idyllic scene, where personalities are bubbling...

"OHMYGAWD! A MOCKINGBIRD!!"

Pit didn't know whether to laugh at the irony or cry hysterically.

He opted for the latter.

Omake: Health Class Aftermath (Also known as Purification of the Perverted)

"Hey, Charizard. Burn this test for me, will ya?"

"...Char?"

"NO QUESTIONS, JUST DO IT!!"

Ivysaur sighed as he watched Charizard burn the test and Takashi dance and laugh after it was burned. It seemed that transferring to Smash High had already affected his sanity...

...Please, do NOT ask where the mockingbird part came from. I will tell you right now, I honestly don't know. And in some parts, yes, there is a POV change between third person and Link's flashback. I didn't want to italicize the flashback, because, well...I know it hurts people's eyes. Hell, it hurts my eyes.

So, what'd you think? Please review. No flamey...