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Professor Flitwick closed the book with a giraffe snap and swooned violently to the ceiling.

The class erupted into a furry bang of flowers and clementines before evaporating slowly to their common rooms.

"That was ridiculous," said Hermione. "new line!"

"Shut up and come here," said Snape, and the two of them went off to gather cookie seeds under the sunset from a neighbouring camel.
Ron stared thoughtfully after them, then punched through a wall and vanished down a smouldering hat.

"BANG!" said Barry Scott. Harry rounded on him

"Don't you dare say the dirt is gone! I scrubbed for hours and my tough grime and limscale persisted," he floundered in a scriblistial rage.

Veryone stared at him. "Hi, Veryone," Said Barry Scott.

Harry deleted off to Quidditch practise. Barry Scott flopped out of the window after him muttering 'I love scott…ch pancakes!!" Harry left him to his waterhole and joined the other players in the hotel.

"£2500, please," Said Neville, "I've got a hotel here."

"Ah yes, but I am a station. And you only charge the dog." At which, ginny burst into \flameful tears and fled from the board, flapping wildly. Harry caught a feather and sucked it dutchfully.

"Some one should go retrieve Dumbledore soon." He winced.

"Ron?" mused Hermione, "You do realise the autocorrext om this thing is totally uselesss?" she said holding up a small, leather cake.

"Sorry, dear," replied Stewart. Ginny's head appeared, her body engaged in a raddish photocopier with Luna Lovegood, and screamed

"You said my mother was in the bathtub. So why was the shower running? WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

She disappeared in a flash of binliner and cheese, and proceeded down the highway into the brat.

And then her REAL father came back!

And Harry fell off a cliff…