Sarah- Hello and welcome to Fanmail with Percy ( and everyone else). We will have a guest star tonight, but you won't know who it is until later on. I'll give you a hint. It starts with a T. I just felt like being random right now. I like cheese. 42. Ok now that that's out of my system, Today will be the first day of questions.
Percy- Hey can we get on with it?
Sarah- Yeah, sure. Whatever. (rolls eyes)
The first one is from .Brown.eyes.and.bushy.tales:
hey, maybe I could be a guest star! (I was half jking)Percy-You are THE best! i don't think you're stupid!Luke-You were cool before you turned evil, what happened?(gives distasteful look)Annabeth and Thalia- You guys rock too! Thalia what's it like being a hunter? Annabeth how is your study an daedalus's laptop comming?rachel- I HATE YOU! I WISH YOU NEVER EXISTED, JUST LIKE YOUR PARENTS DO!(coughs) well, glad to be the first reviewer. Bye!
Sarah- Well that was interesting. Well Percy it's not a question, but what do you think?
Percy- Finally, someone who understands. I'm not stupid!
Sarah and Annabeth- I never called you stupid Seaweed brain.
Luke- Well as for my question, I did it because I didn't feel like my father cared for me. I mean seriously, give me the same quest someone else has already been on. I also turned evil 'cause I felt like it.
Sarah- Ok? Well Thalia your turn.
Thalia- It rocks being a hunter. You don't have to worry about boys. It's mostly carefree. You know?
Random audience member- How can you say that? Boys are awesome! Just look at the Nico fan club and the Percy fan club.
Thalia- ( Glares at the audience member until they run out whimpering.)
Annabeth- Daedalus' laptop has sooo much architecture. I love it. I have like 5 favorites.
Rachel- Huh, whatever. I person hates me. How many can if there WASN'T Percabeth? Answer that! So, I really don't care.
Sarah- That's nice to know. You know what? I want a Frosty.
Everyone- ME TOO!
Sarah- Free Frosties after the show.
Everyone- Yay!
Sarah- Well next reviewer! I know the Capitalization isn't right. (whoa big word. I'll try not to use those) is…………………… Thesmileyfaceofyournightmares:
Ok, hi! Well, it's a promising story, very fun! And just for the record it's Porky Pig that says "that's all folks" but it's ok! Here are my questions:Annabeth- If you COULD rebuild the world, what would you change?Grover- Doesn't the tin hurt on the way down you're throat? You're awesome BTW!Percy- sigh Man, three girls in one series? I donno what Rick was thinking. Let's see... Calypso, Rachel (kind of) and Annabeth... oh and that part were Silena was flirting with you and you didn't notice... (yes, that isn't really a question and yes, it was partly because I wanted to see Annabeth's reaction :)Luke- You know you're life would so much better if you hadn't gone over to the bad side? What really happened on your quest? The dark side may have cookies, but the good side has pie! Lots of pie! And some cake! munches cake happilyThalia- Why did you join the Hunters!? You were such a cool charater, and then your weren't even in the BotL! And come on,you had prospects plus do you really want to see Percy as and 80 year old man? Wouldn't that creep you out? Immortality scares me more then death... I bet Hades hates the Hunters. He hated that guy who brought people back to life, the one who was Apollo's son... Nico- YOU ARE THE BEST! Yea uh huh... let's see... questions for Nico... Oh, how about, how's Elvis?Rachel- You're pretty cool, but if you try anything with Percy, Annabeth and Calypso will kill you and then each other and then poor Percy won't have any love interest at all! Tyson- You're so cool! How's Percy as a big brother? I bet he's annoying!
Sarah- Annabeth, you're up first.
Annabeth- I would change almost everything. The buildings would be marble and made out of biodegradable.
Sarah- Annabeth some of the people here aren't in College levels like you and me. Smaller words?Do you get it?
Annabeth- Fine. It's better for the planet. But, they also wouldn't fall down as easily as the twin towers.
Flag appears
Everyone- I pledge allegiance to the flag, of the United States of America. And to the republic for which it stands. Under god. Indivisible with liberty and justice for all.
We hold these troupes to be self evident, that all men are created equal. that they are endowed by their creators with certain unviable rights. That among these are life liberty and the pursuit in happiness.That ……………………………….(Its in the Declaration of Independence.. We have to say it for school)
Sarah- Ok. Well, Grover you're up.
Grover- No actually, it doesn't hurt. But wait, youre not a satyr are you. It does hurt for mortals and demi-gods.
Percy- Yes finally my turn. I know it's crazy. Wait Selena was…. Oh forget it/
Annabeth- Wait who are the three girls?
Percy- Uhhh, You Rachel and uhhh ummm I forget.( I smiled slightly)
Annabeth-WHO IS IT? DOES SHE LIKE YOU?
Percy- sheesh Annabeth. Calm down. I'll never see her again.
Annabeth- Who is it?
Percy- Uhhh ummm Calypso?
Annabeth- What? She's a traitor. Wait who sent that I have a little package for them. Muhahahaha.
Sarah- Uh next person.
Luke- Uh no duh Sherlock.
Sarah- Luke, this person wants to know. Can you do it without the sarcasm?
Luke- Sighs. Fine. You ruin the fun.
Sarah- Dude? Whatever do what you want. Wait! to answer the question
Luke- Aw man. Anyway, my quest uh there was this guy, who knew this guy, ect……
Who knew Kronos that told him that I was ready to join their side even though I wasn't and he haunted me with dreams. The rest is confidential. Can't tell sorry. I don't like pie.
Sarah- You are the weirdest person I've ever met. And I've met some pretty weird people.
Luke- Yeah? Who cares?
Thalia- Anyways….. I joined the hunt so I wouldn't be the prophecy child. You know that would be the scariest thing I've ever seen. Percy at 80. Lol.
Percy- Excuse me. I might not even make it to 17 and you think it would be weird to see me at 80!! You know that would be scary. shudders
Nico- That would be mayjorly creepy. Anyway you rock too. Elvis well it's hard to get to him. Even when he's dead he has swarms of fans. Last I checked he was great.(stands up to stretch. When he sits) Pffffft.
Everyone but Nico- hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahah ect.
Nico- What in Hades?(sees a whoopy cusion) PERCY!!
Percy- Yeah.
Nico- Why'd you do that?
Percy-yawns 'Cause I felt like it.
Nico- You're so uhhh. storms off
Rachel- Thank you! Some one who doesn't hate me. Hey here's my phone number (555) 555- 1234. I won't why would you think I would. Uh pfff like I would do that.
Sarah- Well time to introduce the Special guest. Come on down.(uses voice from the Price is Right)
Tyson- Hey everyone. Does anyone have peanut butter?
Everyone but Tyson-NOOO.
Tyson- K. Gods. I like Percy as a brother. Sometimes he's so funny. I have to plug my nose to keep from snorting.
The cast- LOL hahahahahahahahahahahahah LOL hahahahahhahaLOL
Sarah- And the last but not least question. (a/n Sorry it's only three questions, but it's 1:29 AM and I am tired)
hey snb793, great start! just one thing of advice... plz try not to make the characters ooc (like the other fanmails/tv shows- that suggest that percy is completly stupid and stuff, those kind of ooc stories take the fun out of the questions)so far the characters are not ooc- so great job!My questions:Percy- your totally awesome! Now be completly honest... name the first person that comes to your mind when you think of mount st. helens!Annabeth- on a scale of 1-10 (10 being teh highest) how much does the thought of 'rachel hanging out with percy' annoy you?Rachel- You're totally awesome! ignore people who hate you... i think you made the percabeth stronger! u rock! my question: what's it like being rich?Nico- hi! ur amazing! what's it like having hades as a father?Thalia- Do you have any hope left for Luke? If he came back to the good side... would you quit the hunt for him?Luke- as you know... people hate you! but do u have anything to say in your defense?Grover- how did u and juniper meet?okay- yeah. these are all my questions! plz plz plz answer them! and i think late on, calypso should enter as a guest star! ) update soon!
Percy- Do I have to anser this?
Sarah- Yes
Percy- Fine. Annabeth.
Annabeth-blushes
Sarah- Well Annabeth. Your turn.
Annabeth- Uh 5? Ok fine. Grumbles something hard to hear. 10. You happy?
Rachel-Thanks, you're probably the only one who likes I rock because of the Percabeth. Being rich well, it depends on how you act. It also depends on who you're rich because of. Like if you dad destroys land for houses eek. But something else it's really kind of cool. Sorry, I talk to much.
Nico- I've been waiting forever!! Well hi, I guess. Having Hades as a father it rocks, but I guess it depends on who you are.
Sarah- Well, it's your turn Thalia. Ready?
Thalia- Yeah. Uh, well actually no. Once Kronos is inside your body there's really no hope. And that. I really don't know. Artemis rocks. It's cool being immortal and all, but Luke and the hunt. Very hard decision.
Sarah- So Luke. Sooo many people hate you. Do you have anything in your defense?
Luke: Well yes. Imagine, you join Kronos because you think your crush would want you to. She/he hates you because of it and you are sooo depressed. Then they walk up to you and force an immortal titan inside your body. (Also, there is this fan fic where he's on Percy's side but Percy doesn't know it. It's called Luke's Side of the Story by Journalist793).
Sarah- Well look at poor Tyson no questions, but Grover it's time to answer yours.
Grover- Well, I was walking through the forest one day deep in thought when I ran into a tree. (omg I just got a fan fic idea). Juniper popped out of it and said,"Well, do you mind watching where you're going. So there you go.
Sarah- And yes I know I lied there willl be two more short questions.
Rachel- What's it like to watch Percy and Annabeth not realize they like each other?Nico-What's it like to live in the underworld?Annabeth-Why don't you just admit to the Percabeth?Percy-Tell Annabeth your true feelings or I'll do it for you.
Rachel- Well it is a little disturbing. I mean two best friends realize they like each other and they don't even realize it. It is soooo frustrating.
Percy- Wait a sec. These are the same from the first one!
Nico-So?
Percy- Oh whatever.
Nico- again it depends on who you are. I'm a child of Hades so it's awesome for me whereas a child of Apollo would hate it.
Thalia- Makes sense.
Annabeth- What the Hades is Percabeth?
Nico- Watch it.
Sarah- You guys need to get up with the time. Percabeth is you and Percy together. As in bf and gf.
Annabeth- Oh. I didn't think there was any. blushes
Sarah- Percy you're up.
Percy- What true feelings. I don't know what they're talking about. Ha ha ha. J
Percy's'smarter'littlebro- I told you I would do it. Annabeth, Percy like you. Hahaha. I'm so evil.
Percy- Ok that was weird. blushes
Sarah- Definitely. Well the last question.
Oh PERCY! (Percy breaks out in sweat and mutters 'it's that stalker girl again') Do you only want Luke dead because if he's gone, you have a better chance of Annabeth going out with you?
Percy- Who are you and what do you want from me?
Dramamama321- I know what you did last summer. LOL
Percy- Whatever. Uh Annabeth is in the room people. But (starts wispering) partly.
Sarah-Whoa. That's a lot of info. Well see you next time.
OH MY GODS. I'm sooo tired. Now it's 2:11 Am. Well I'm gonna hit the sack. Same as last time. Please give questions and request future special guests. I beg of you. And wow, 6 reviews in 1 day. I'm in heaven. Ok back to Earth. I'm gonna leave it up to you. I'll try and update tomorrow near 2 in the morning. Whoa where'd the time go? Hopefully I'll get at least 5 reviews before I update. Oh yeah I almost forgot.
Here's your free virtual frosty. Wow 7 pages. Have a nice day night morning.