Disclaimer:

Unfortunately, as much as I wanted to own this thing, I cannot. I am sad to say that I do not own 'Golden Sun', 'Golden Sun: the Lost Age', its characters, or the 'Whose Line is it Anyway?' show or any cameos/references/other things not own by me. Besides, if I do own the first three, it would have ended up in another sequel faster than bouncing Djinns and that would be difficult to do.

And Piers wouldn't be called as Piers but something else... like Cain.

Piers: That... is a very unusual name you have just given me.

Yeah, Picard being called 'Cain' instead of Piers. Nuff said.

Bottom line; only things I own here is the fan fiction, and probably the five made-up characters that would appear here. Remind me to make their story-version of those in the Quizilla part. cough Yeah, right.

I don't even recall bringing this up. Or the fact that I find this downright wrong in so many possibilities. Well, now that I finished the game, might as well make fun of them.

And, probably make fun about them having delusional problems whenever they are in the desert regions... I could see them now, talking random sheeps and all. Meh, maybe it's the heat.

Nala will be so damn angry at me for this... better add her up on the next chapter or so.

-Walks out-

QUESTIONS ONLY #1

"Ok, and we're on with round two, folks!" The voice of the female teenager spoke, donned in her signature black (or greenish-black as her professor in Art Appreciation recall) jacket, red, loose shirt, denim pants and her glasses, as she adjust them so to her facial frame before she continued. "I can't believe I'm actually signed up for this." The authoress groaned, in which she was promptly interjected by Isaac from his place in the stool.

"Well," he began, clearing his throat. "Actually, you're the one who insisted to yourself to do this."

"Point is?"

"You're lazy."

Unfortunately, an Unidentified Flying Object whizzed by, hitting straight into the blonde's forehead as he clutched the said part out of pain with both of his hands before he glared at the seemingly innocent hostess, cleaning her nails. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"

"Nothing in particular," Saiyu said before she turned once more to her audience. "Ok, we'll be having 'Questions Only' for our next game, and all four of you will participate," while mumbling under her breath, "I'm gonna regret this forever." and gestured the four to come over the stage once more. "Felix and Alex will go first, Isaac and Jenna, stay in position, and you will act out a scene but you can only talk in questions.

"If you can't think of a question, or you're giving me a reason to whack you with a paper fan, I'll buzz you out, and either Isaac or Jenna would take your place, capesh? The Scene is..." She took a second look at the card before shaking mentally to her head and said, "Trek in the Yampi Desert and the heat is getting into your brain, idea courtesy from the female Mercury thief over there!" Eyes averted towards the audience where a blue-hair, moss-eyed Mercury Adept gave a sheepish grin, waving at the four adepts below.

"Aehehe," The female chuckled.

"I knew it was Fawn all along," Jenna mumbled, the recollection of the constant complaints from the said female Mercurian sometime ago.

Alex and Felix walked towards the stage and, as stated, acted out like they have done while they are still journeying towards the latest lighthouse.

"And, begin!"

Felix, as usual, went first.

Felix: "Are we there yet?"

Then, Alex.

Alex: "What are you talking about?"

F: "Are you trying to fool me?"

A: "Who is to fool?"

F: "..."

Bzzz.

Felix walked out and was replaced by Isaac.

Isaac: "Isn't it hot?

A: "Do you feel hot?

I: "Why shouldn't I?"

A: "Uh..."

Bzzz.

"I was about to answer that!" Alex retorted as he walked out and was replaced by Jenna. "And that sounded so wrong coming from him!" He added.

Jenna: "Isn't it hot here?

I: "Do you always complain a lot?"

J: "Don't I get a stand to complain?"

"You sounded like Nala just now." Isaac stated as another buzz was heard, signaling him to be replaced by Felix.

F: "Are we almost there?"

J: "Why are you asking me that?"

F: "Did you drink that ale stored in Piers' ship a while ago?"

J: "What makes you say that?"

F: "Do you know you are not to drink those?"

J: "So?"

F: "Are you trying to defy me?"

"No I'm not!"

Bzzz..

"Argh! This is insane!" As Jenna walked out to be replaced by Alex, Saiyu, on the other hand, can't help but laugh on her misfortune that she have picked, of all the game shows, this to be in it.

A: "Are you tired?"

F: "Do I look like it?"

A: "Why don't you call your girlfriend?"

F: "What are you implying?"

A: "Denial?"

F: "Why would I deny?"

A: "…You're serious?"

F: "Did I say I approve?"

"Ok, that is completely out of topic!" Saiyu mumbled, holding down her laughter though a different expression, but same statement, was heard from across the stage as the green-haired Venus Adept gave a face palm and muttered something about hiding her face from the public's view from now on.

A: "You don't like her?"

F: "You want her?"

A: "Is she sexy?"

F: "Don't she look hot?"

Alex, somehow, snapped slightly as he wringed his hands in the air while saying, "What' with you Venus Adept and your sex drives?"

Bzzz..

"I did NOT need to hear that." Both Jenna and Isaac said simultaneously as they eyed suspiciously on Felix once more.

"What? I'm just answering question with a question."

J: "What did you do last night with her?"

F: "Do you want to know?"

J: "Do I rather not?"

F: "Is the heat getting into you?"

J: "Are you serious?"

F: "Are you thirsty?"

J: "Are you hitting on me?"

"..."

Somehow, that made Felix blushed in embarrassment as a buzz was heard once more before he was replaced by Isaac.

I: "Do you want a drink?"

J: "Is it alcohol?"

I: "Why, are you banned?"

J: "Don't you see?"

I: "See what?"

Bzzz...

Jenna had no choice but to walk out and was replaced, again, by Alex.

A: "Do you know we're almost there?"

I: "Aren't you relieved?"

A: "Have you heard?"

I: "About him and her?"

A: "Are they an Item?"

I: "Why would you ask me?"

A: "Beats me?"

I: "Have they 'gone further'?"

A: "How should I know?"

I: "Why are you so interested?"

A: "Why are you not?"

I: "Is the heat getting into your brain?"

A: "Does it look like it?"

"..."

A moment of silence.

"I CAN'T STAND THIS!!"

Bzzzzzzzzz… Bzzzzz... Bzzzz...

The four took back to their seats as the authoress kept pressing the buzzer over and over until it was broken as she, then, slammed her fist into the desk and tried her best to keep a straight, serious face over her laughing façade.

"I did NOT need to hear that! I don't know what you guys are actually thinking in the Yampi Desert when I played the game, but I did NOT expect this!" She exclaimed, rubbing the temple of her forehead with her forefinger and index finger, laughter finally suppressed. "And who brought up the relationship part?" Somehow, the contestants pointed simultaneously onto Alex, who just gave a casual shrug while replying, "Hey, you said 'Trek in the Yampi Desert and the heat is getting into your brain', so I'm just improvising things." Saiyu just shook her head at the blatant fact and decided to put this in the back of her head from now on.

"Fine, ten thousand points for Alex for bringing that one up, AND Felix for the Girlfriend part."

Felix could have swore he'll be seeing himself in Hell later on because of this, but since he would expect it in the first place, he decided that he'll just enjoy tormenting this while he can.

As for Isaac... he does not need hearing about Felix's fetish... not anytime soon, that is.

"We'll be right back." Facing the cameraman, she said, "Quick, give me a Paracetamol before I collapse."

I know it seems a bit crappy at first, but give me couple of chapters and it'll get better. Oh, and sorry for some slight OOC-ness, but since it's a Game show, let's make it a small slide.

To be continued on the next chapter. Please Read and Review any suggestions and/or any games from the said show you want to add. I would pretty much honored doing them. Also Review and vote for the next victim... err... players to come. I might throw in my OC in the game, but depends. Ehehe.

Also, chapter after next will be commercial break. Any suggestions, open. For now, since this is the first few chapters, I'll think. Don't forget to read and review... and suggest! Suggesting would do a big help, as well as save their skinny hineys! Who will be the top four contestants in this game show?

Stay tuned!