Who You Calling a Bastard.
Three weeks after being released from jail, Lelouch was on the computer searching for some KallenxC.C images. Then all of a sudden, his phone starts to ring by a certain someone from the previous chapter. I wonder who...
Lelouch: Hello. This is Lelouch who you are speaking to.
Suzaku: Hey, Lelouch!
Lelouch: WHAT THE FUCK! SUZAKU? I thought you were dead.
Suzaku:-gasp-
Lelouch: WHAT?
Suzaku: -starts to cry- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! Why would say something so mean to your best friend?
Lelouch:-laughs uncontrollably-
Suzaku: STOP THAT! You bitch.
Lelouch: EXUSE ME? Who the hell do you think you are talking to?
Suzaku: YOU! You cold-hearted bastard!
Lelouch: Me? I'm a cold-hearted bastard? HA! Suzaku, I think you mistaken me for someone else, cuz as I recall, YOU are a cold-hearted bastard.
Suzaku: ME!
Lelouch: Yeah! YOU!
Suzaku: Orly? Then prove it!
Lelouch: Before I do that, I have 2 questions I like to ask you.
Suzaku: Which are?
Lelouch: How the HELL are you still alive?
Suzaku: Surkari brought me back. Apparently she has a geass.
Lelouch: Really? What's her geass able to do?
Suzaku: She has the ability to kill or resurrect people -points to himself even thought Lelouch can't see him- from the dead by writing it down.
Lelouch: Hmm...interesting. Anyway, question number 2...Have you watch Code Geass?
Suzaku: OH YOU BET YOUR ASS I DID!
Lelouch: THAT'S GREAT! Did you like it?
Suzaku: Yup! I was even able to watch season 2 too. I like season 1 better than season 2. I can't explain why. I just do.
Lelouch: I feel the same way.
Suzaku: So...what were we talking about?
Lelouch: Something about someone being a cold-hearted ba- oh yeah, I remember now. YOU, MY FRIEND ARE A COLD-HEARTED BASTARD.
Suzaku: Orly? Prove it!
Surkari: Didn't they already say that?
Lelouch: First of all...you killed your father.
Suzaku:-gasp- Well, you killed your father too.
Lelouch: Actually, my dad disappear from existence. So...I ,technically, did not kill him, unlike YOU...you murderer.
Suzaku: -gasp- Well, I DIDN'T USE GEASS ON PRINCESS EUHIPEMIA AND KILL HER AFTERWARDS.
Lelouch: Well, if you seen the show, which you have, I use geass on her by accident. So it wasn't my fault. Besides you killed 20 millioninnocent people using the F. l. E. I. J. A.. You have more blood on your hands than I do.
Suzaku:-gasp- Y-Y-your right. I'm-I'm a bastard.
Lelouch: Your damn right you are.
Suzaku:...
Lelouch: Oh, WHAT! Got nothing to say?
Suzaku: …
Lelouch: Yeah, I just stunned you with my awesomeness, didn't I?
Suzaku: …
Lelouch: Hey, Suzaku. Next time you call me and start calling a bastard, remember who the real bastard is.
Suzaku: …
Lelouch: UP YOURS BITCH!
And with that, Lelouch hung up the phone and continue his search for KallenxC.C images. As for Suzaku, he locked himself in his room and stared into the mirror wondering who he was.
END?
Surkari:Well, I hope you enjoy that.
Lelouch: Me too. I guess.
Surkari: AW! COME ON LELOUCH! SAY IT!
Lelouch: No.
Surkari: Pleaseeeee, lulu.
Lelouch:-sighs- Fine.
Surkari: Yay! :3
Surkari:-hands a piece of paper to Lelouch-
Lelouch:- Grabs paper and reads it boringly- I hope enjoy are little adventure.
Lelouch: What adventure?
Lelouch:-stares at Surkari-
Surkari:-Giggles-
Lelouch: -continues to read the piece of paper-
Lelouch: I have a question for you: Who do you think is the real cold-hearted bastard? Me or Suzaku? Anyways, this Sex Master Lelouch (?) saying goodbye.
Surkari: And don't forget to review. Until next time, Goodbye!