1Ok here's chapter 2.
Alice has signed on
Bella has signed on
Bella: Alice! Save me!
Alice: From what?
Bella: Old people farts!
Alice: Oh my! Not old people farts!
Bella: Yes! That's what I said!
Alice: What do we do?
Bella: Put dish soap on their butts!
Alice: Good idea! You get some dish soap and I'll come pick you up!
Bella: Okay! And we'll need some sponges and wash cloths.
Jasper has signed on
Jasper: What are you guys doing?
Bella: Giving old people mega bubble baths to cure their stinky fartness!
Emmett has signed on
Emmett: OOH! Can I help! Pretty please!
Alice: Sure! Get some sponges!
Jasper: ...
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