Meta Knight woke up
It was a nice and sunny day.
Thank God Kirby wasn't here to annoy him.
Oh, wait. He was, but Meta Knight kicked him out.
Meta Knight looked at the clock.
10:00 AM.
Kirby should be here shortly.
There was a knock at the door.
Meta Knight opened it.
Kirby was standing there.
"Hi Kirby," Meta Knight said, hiding a mischievous smile behind his mask, "Did you enjoy the dump?"
"Enjoyed it? I LOVED it! I even made new friends!"
"Friends?" Meta Knight was confused.
He then heard a few growls.
5 dogs appeared behind Kirby, a few of them with white foam coming out of their mouths.
"These are my friends, Meta Knight."
Meta Knight flinched back, his eyes flashing white.
"Oh God, Kirby, you made friends with five rabid DOGS!?"
"Yeah, and they're really nice to me."
One dog licked Kirby as a sign of compassion
Another dog tried to bite Meta Knight, but missed.
"Aw, look at them, Mety, they want to play with you."
"No they don't," Meta Knight said nervously.
"They want to play fetch!"
"No they don't."
Kirby grabbed a steak out of nowhere and tossed it to Meta Knight.
It fell into his mask.
"Fetch, little doggies!" Kirby said with a little chuckle.
Meta Knight reacted quickly when he was able to clear his vision of raw meat and see 5 vicious dogs chase after him with hungry looks on their faces.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!"
Meta Knight ran off with hungry dog behind him.
Kirby stared at him as he jumped out the window, along with the dogs.
Kirby followed him.
Once he got to the scene where Meta Knight was being attacked, he heard footsteps behind him.
Kirby looked behind him. He saw the cutest girl ever, in his point of view.
She had pink hair, blue eyes with gigantic pupils and has a smile that is hard to resist. She is rather short and has a repeated giggle that is likely to attract other girls or boys.
"Uh, hello?" Kirby said with confusion.
"Hi!" the girl said back cheerfully.
"What's your name?"
"Molly!"
"My name is-"
"Kirby!"
Kirby flinched back at the fact that Molly knew his name.
"How did you know me?"
"I'm your biggest fan!"
"Ok, I'm taking a good guess that's why your hair is pink, to represent my color."
"Yes!"
Molly looked behind Kirby.
"Is that Meta Knight over there?"
"Yeah, he's ticking off my dog friends. I'll go save him."
Kirby went over to Meta Knight.
7 more dogs were there.
The dogs somehow called their buddies over to have a feast on the poor Star Warrior swordsman.
Kirby took the steak off his face, and threw it away.
The dogs followed the steak as if it was a dog magnet.
Kirby looked at Meta Knight. Hs mask was gone, his cape was tattered, and he had scratch and bite marks all over him, some of which were bleeding a little bit.
He also turned pink after a dog knocked a paint bucket, which got all over him, making him look exactly like Kirby. He doesn't know this yet.
And he was angry because Kirby hadn't saved him earlier.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE ME BEFORE!? YOU HAD THE PERFECT OPRROTUNITY, BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…YOU HAD TO GAWK AT THE SCENE LIKE AN IDIOT!"
"Meta Knight, I have a friend to introduce you to."
"BRING HIM ON!"
'She's a girl."
"WHATEVER! BRING HER ON!"
Kirby walked Meta Knight over to Molly.
"WHOAH!"
Kirby tripped over a twig a fell into a random blue paint bucket, making him look like Meta Knight without a mask. He too doesn't know this yet. Unlike Meta Knight, Kirby knows about it.
Kirby took Meta Knight over to Molly.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! HE'S SOOOOOO CUTE!"
"What?" Meta Knight was confused.
He doesn't know that he's maskless and pink.
Hoo boy…
All of the sudden, Meta Knight was under a big hug from Molly, who thought Meta Knight was Kirby.
"YOU SO CUTE, I COULD JUST EAT YOU UP!"
"Huh?"
Kirby gave Meta Knight a hand mirror.
"Thanks, Kir-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! WHERE'S MY MASK!? AND WHY AM I PINK!!"
"Don't worry about that Kirby, let's have quality time together!"
Molly dragged Meta Knight to her house, which was 10 minutes away.
It dawned on Meta Knight why he didn't have his mask on.
The dogs have it.
"I hate dogs. (bleep) them," Meta Knight growled.
Molly took Meta Knight into her house.
Kirby blinked while he was watching this scene.
"How dare Meta Knight tries to steal my girlfriend! I'll show him!" Kirby was looking at this the wrong way.
Poor Mety.
3 girly painful hours later…
Meta Knight was limping back to his hotel room with his face looking like he was about to barf.
His face was all covered with lipstick, he was wearing a wig and a princess dress, and he had a mouthful of strawberry shortcake.
As he was up the elevator, he saw a kid snickering.
"Hey, did your girlfriend have a shorty for a boyfriend or what?" the kid fell over, laughing his head off.
"Shut up!"
The boy didn't listen, still on the ground laughing.
The elevator got to the fifth floor and the doors opened.
Meta Knight swallowed the cake in his mouth and trudged off.
When Meta Knight was at the door to his room, he was about to open it with his card key when Kirby stopped him by smacking him with a fan.
"How DARE you try to steal my girlfriend!" Kirby snarled.
"I stole your girlfriend? She stole ME!"
"Shut up! I won't talk to you again!"
Kirby rushed to his room and slammed the door shut.
Meta Knight stared at this for a moment.
He shrugged and went into his room.
"I should take a shower to get rid of this paint and all the lipstick."
Meta Knight walked to the bathroom, turned the bathroom radio on and went into the shower stall.
When Meta Knight turned on the shower and prepared to wash his face, he heard singing.
He washed the soap off his face and fixed his eyes on the source of the singing.
Kirby has somehow snuck into the shower when Meta Knight was washing his face. Kirby was able to wash all the paint off himself before Meta Knight noticed him. And he was singing to the radio music playing in the bathroom, thus Meta Knight hearing a bag singing voice.
"AAAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHH!! KIRBY, WHAT THE (bleep)ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"
"I just wanted to say that I didn't mean anything I said back there, and to make up for it, I'll give you your mask back. Molly found it and told me to give it back to you."
"Uhh…thanks?"
"You're welcome!" Kirby skipped back to his room with a cheerful look on his face.
Meta Knight finished washing the paint off, got out of the shower, and took a long look at his mask.
His white eyes widened.
Molly must have drawn a feminine face on his mask.
Because that's what was on it.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Meta Knight hollered.
"Oh," Kirby peeked in the door, "I drew that on your mask. I thought you'd like that."
A vein throbbed in Meta Knight's forehead as he glared murderous ice picks at Kirby.
Later that day, Meta Knight was driving to the grocery store in his rented no-roof car with Molly and Kirby in the back.
And he was wearing his "decorated" mask.
A couple of teenage boys started teasing him.
"Hey," one of them said, "Is that Meta Knight?"
"Yeah," another replied, "He and his club of girly girls are going to the candy shop to giggle all day long!"
Both of them started laughing hard.
Meta Knight wanted to floor it to get away from those boys, but an old lady was trying to cross the street.
He was forced to get out of the car and help the woman out.
He got back in the car and started to drive, but then a long line of trucks and cars blocked him.
Meta Knight completely forgot that rush hour starts at 5:30 PM and he was in the middle of it all.
More teenagers, some of them girls, followed Meta Knight and teased him some more.
Molly kissed Kirby and he hugged Molly while Meta Knight was banging his head over the car horn, each time causing the car go "BEEP!"
I hate you Kirby, Meta Knight hissed in his thoughts.