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Chapter 2
What Happen?!
"This bites!" Cana moaned while downing her drink, "All these happy couples around here being all lovely-dovely! Makes me sick to my stomach and I had some pretty strong stuff that made me sick to my stomach before!"
"It can't be help", Lisanna said with a sigh, "Like Mira would say the magic spell of love has been cast all over the guild."
"Yeah but it seem that we're immune to its effects", Romeo added in.
"You can't even talk Romeo!", Cana said, "You could have probably any girl in town right now, but you're so hung up on being friend-zone by Wendy that you refuse to move on!"
"Oh really; and what about you?", Romeo countered, "Laxus broke up with you like three months ago and all I seen you do is mope around the guild hall bitching about it."
"At least I got some dick! When the last time you got any pussy?!", Cana said while standing up and throwing her hands on the table in anger and sending a glare Romeo way.
"Oh yeah you got some dick. More like you had every dick in town!", Romeo said standing up to meet her eye-to-eye, "And my love life is none of your business!"
"You trying to say something, virgin boy?!", Cana said while reaching into her cards pouch and putting out some glowing cards.
"You know exactly what I'm saying Miss way-to-easy!", Romeo snap back as purple flames started to appear on both his hands.
"CAN YOU BOTH JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN?!", Lisanna yells making both of them stop what they were doing and stare at her in surprise.
"You both are causing a scene and that's not helping things right now" Lisanna explained as she pointed to the rest of the guild who were in fact staring at the trio.
Both Romeo and Cana laugh sheepishly before disabling their magic and sitting back down.
"It's clear that all three of us are being annoyed by the atmosphere of the guild hall. It's making us act irrational", Lisanna explained to them after everyone else in the guild went back to their business.
"Obviously not you", Cana noted, "I figure you be the maddest of the three of us seeing how Bickslow dumped you so he can spend more time with his "babies"."
"Don't remind me. It been hard getting over the fact that I was replace by flying inanimate objects", Lisanna admitted.
"I'm just surprise that he still breathing after that. I thought for sure Mira and Elfman would have torn him a new one by now", Romeo said.
"If it wasn't for Freed and Evergreen calming them down they would have", Lisanna said, "Anyway what about you? Didn't Laxus dump you cause of your absurd drinking habits?"
"I know right?! What utter bullshit! I do not have a drinking problem!", Cana yelled as she finish off her fifth barrel that day, and it was only ten in the morning.
"Another barrel Mira; This time make it extra strong!", she yelled at the bar.
"Coming right up!", the eldest Strauss sibling yelled back.
Romeo and Lisanna just shake their heads at this.
"We need to get away from here. It feels awkward being single in a guild full of couples", Lisanna said.
"I hear that even Asuka has some of the younger boys around town chasing after her. Alzack is working overtime as the overprotective father to keep them away.", Romeo said.
"Are you saying an eleven year old has more game than any of us?", Cana asks.
"That's exactly what I'm saying. And let not forget the fact that Happy dating Carla while even Lily is dating Queen Shagotte who happen to be Carla's mom", Romeo replied.
"That must be awkward for her. And it must be awkward for you that a cat is getting more pussy than you", Cana joked.
"Do you want third-degree burns? Cause that how you get third-degree burns", Romeo countered.
"Enough you two", Lisanna pleaded, "See this right here reinforces my point that we need to get out of the guild."
"And do what? A job or something?", Romeo asked.
"Actually that's not a bad idea. I being moping about ever since Bickslow broke up with me and haven't been on a job in months and I'm running out of spending money", Lisanna said.
"And I'm running out of beer money. Sitting around here has done nothing for my purse", Cana remark, "And if I see Juvia and Gray kiss one more time I'm going to yak."
"Well, someone pick a job and we'll get going", Romeo said as he once again looked over at Wendy and Mest, "The sooner the better."
Sometime Later.
The job that Lisanna pick out was a simple one: protect a merchant as he delivered his goods between two towns. The job was took place in a town about a three hours train ride to and there they met the client. It was a boring simple job, but hey the pay was 100,000 jewels so there was that. While some bandits did show up they were nothing more than mere nuisances when face with Romeo's Rainbow Fire, Lisanna's Take Over, and Cana's Card magic. After the job was over the merchant threw in a little extra along with the money. A highly rare, highly alcoholic, liquor bottle that hailed from the land of Sin. At first Romeo and Lisanna try to say no that it wasn't necessary, but Cana wasn't having any of that shit. Not only did she accept the drink she insisted that they enjoy it right now. Seeing how it was getting dark, they decide to rest at a roadside inn. Unfortunately there was only one room left available so they all had to share it.
Didn't stop Cana from enjoying herself though, and here where the problems begin.
"Oh sweet Mavis this stuff burns going down!" Cana hollered she finish a drink of the bottle. She had barely begun and already she looked more drunk than either Romeo or Lisanna have ever seen her, which was saying a lot.
All Romeo and Lisanna could do was stare as she continues to get more intoxicated with every swig.
"Well don't just sit there and gawk at me, join in! A drink is always better when shared with friends", The Card Mage said as she scooting over into Lisanna who have been sitting on the floor watching.
"Oh no, I couldn't" she protested, "I'm a light drinker. I couldn't-" was all she could say before the bottle was force into her mouth and the liquid was pour down her throat.
"Aw stop being such an uptight little girl and enjoy yourself for once", Cana laughed as Lisanna push the bottle away and started coughing. Her eyes and noses were burning from it but that was nowhere close to how her throat felt. It was like Natsu unleash a full on Fire Dragon Roar into her mouth.
Romeo could only watch show from the bed for a moment longer before Cana turn her attention toward him.
"You need to have a drink to there Romeo. You're seventeen, you're legal to drink", Cana said.
"Naw I'm good, no thanks", Romeo said waving his hand.
"Huh, I figure you be like your father and be fun to hang with while getting drunk. But obviously you're like your mother who rarely drunk if I remember correctly", Cana complained.
"I'm surprise you can remember anything right now seeing how drunk you are", Romeo said a little irritated at the hit to his pride.
"Well at least I'm enjoying myself while you two are still sulking", Cana said as she pointed at the two of them (Lisanna has recovered from her coughing fit), "I mean seriously. We took this job to get away from the crushing loving aura of the guild and yet here you two are still acting all miserable while I'm turning it up."
Romeo and Lisanna both looks at each other before sighing.
"She right it seems like this mission didn't do anything but put some money in our pockets and that it", Lisanna grumbled.
"Maybe Cana right, we need to loosen up a bit", Romeo admitted.
"That's the spirit!", Cana bellowed in glee, "Now who's up for a drink?!", she said while holding the bottle in front of them.
"Well maybe one drink wouldn't hurt", Lisanna said.
Ten minutes later
(And the bottle all gone)
"And then, and then, and then me and Mira walked in on Elfman practicing his kissing skills on a pillow that he drew Evergreen face on!", Lisanna yelled as both Romeo and Cana busted out laughing while rolling on the ground their faces as red as Erza's hair.
"He had to, *hic* do allllll ouuuur chores for two months to make us keep it a secreeet", she finished before she herself felled down on the floor and started removing her blouse.
"Whoa it getting hot in here", she said while doing it.
The fact that Romeo wasn't trying to stop her should have send warning bells off, but he himself was already down to his boxers, while Cana had already taken her pants off.
"Hey Romeo I just notice but when did you gets those abs?", Cana said as she rub her finger along up his stomach.
"Oh training with Natsu and Gray when they aren't with Lucy and Juvia", he replied not at all embarrassed by the fact that Cana was extremely close to him while only in her bikini top and panties.
"Really now? Hey Lisanna you got to feel this", Cana called out.
"Let me see", Lisanna says as she tumble to the other side and starts rubbing her fingers all up and down his stomach as well, "Ooh they're so hard."
Suddenly Cana's hand moved lower down to Romeo's groin, "Oooo seem something else is hard as well", Cana purred.
Romeo couldn't tell if he was still red from the alcohol or the soft hands on his crotch.
"Hey Romeo stand up", Cana demanded.
He wobbles up straight and had to catch himself before he fell but eventually he was standing up in front of the two ladies.
"Wendy must be crazy to pass you up for someone like Mest? What about Wakaba's kid Lindsay?", Lisanna asked.
"Came out of the closet awhile ago", Romeo reminded her.
"Oh yeah, that's right", Lisanna remembered.
"Well that's too bad for her. Now let's see what you got underneath here", Cana said as she suddenly grabs Romeo's boxers and pulls them down.
A few moments of silence pass as Romeo was left speechless by Cana impulsiveness while Cana and Lisanna were left speechless by something else.
"Ho...ly shit", Lisanna gaped, "That's bigger than Bickslow."
"Bickslow? Hell that's bigger than Laxus", Cana added, "Romeo that thing is huge. Trust me when I say this but I seen Wendy naked at the hot springs. Don't let her boobs fool you, she still pretty petite and I'm pretty sure you could break her in half with that thing."
Romeo blush was starting to heat up upon hearing at this from the girls while something else was also started to heat up in the girls.
Suddenly the alcohol overrides all rational thoughts as Cana gropes up on Romeo, "Hey Romeo. Are you really still a virgin?"
Romeo was hesitated to answer but eventually, "Y-Yes."
"Oh that's all right. Let me teach you something then", The card mage purred.
"Cana! What are you doing?!", Lisanna in a moment of common sense asked.
"Oh come on Lisanna. When the last time you got laid?", Cana asked still groping Romeo who look like he was about to faint.
Lisanna thought back to all the nights in the past three months when she had to rely on her toys to relieve her stress and the inner voice in her headed, fueled by the alcohol just said "Fuck it".
In a flash she was groping onto Romeo too and brought him into a deep, intense kiss.
Romeo was in heaven as Lisanna's tongue swirl in his mouth. After an about thirty seconds of this Lisanna breaks away and her mouth is replace with Cana and that's all Romeo remember as his mind goes blank.
The Next Morning
The morning light crept into the room and hit Romeo in his eye.
"Oh Mavis that hurt", Romeo muttered as he use his hands to covered his face. Seeing that it wasn't working as much as he wanted it to he turned over away from the source of his irritation, only for his hand to land on something soft.
His eyes popped open and he finds himself face-to-face with the youngest of the Strauss siblings who was laying there naked alongside him with a blissful smile on her face and his hand was on her chest.
"HOLY SHIT!", was heard throughout the inn as Romeo backs up away from her only to run into someone behind him. He snaps his head around and sees in all her naked glory Fairy Tail own card mage rubbing her eyes and asking who was making so much noise.
"OH FUCKING MAVIS! GILDARTS, MIRA, AND ELFMAN ARE GOING TO KILL ME!" Romeo screamed to the heavens.
"Romeo what are you talking about?", Both Cana and Lisanna asked at the same time before looking around the room and were finally able to put the pieces together.
"Oh. My. Mavis.", Lisanna says as her eyes widen in shock.
Cana quickly grabs for her card pouch and starts searching thru its until she pulls out a white looking card. She holds it to her forehead and said Memory Past.
"What that do?", Lisanna ask while Romeo was still in shock.
"It shows me what happen twelve hours ago. It come in handy when I go out drinking", Cana said as the card started to light up and show her exactly what happen twelve hours ago.
"Lisanna you should see this. You too Romeo when you have calm down", Cana tells them.
Pretty soon all three of them are watching the card, and their faces couldn't get any redder even if they were covered in blood.
Outside Fairy Tail
"Now remember what we talk about", Cana said.
"Nothing happen. If anyone ask we say we spent the night in separate rooms at a roadside inn", Romeo stated.
"No alcohol was involved whatsoever", Lisanna added in.
"Good, now everyone acted natural", Cana commanded as she open the door and the three of them walk in.
Lucky for them everyone was too busy doing their own thing to pay any attention to them. The three were able to make it to a empty table without anyone harassing them.
"What are we going to do? If someone was to find out-", Lisanna started to say.
"No one is going to find out," Cana interrupted, "We're just going to go about our day and act like nothing happen. Pretty soon, this will all blow over and we'll be laughing about it years from now."
"Laughing about what?", Mira who suddenly pop out of nowhere said scaring the living shit out of the trio especially Romeo.
"Oh Mira! You're here!", Lisanna yelled.
"Where else would I be?", she asked as while lifting an eyebrow at her sister's strange behavior, "Now what were you talking about?"
"What do you mean? We weren't talking about nothing. Were we guys?", Cana said trying to change the subject.
"No. Nothing at all", Both Romeo and Lisanna said while putting on fake smiles.
"Why are you acting so weird right now? It's not very manly", Elfman said while coming up behind Romeo who was starting to sweat profusely.
Across the room Gajeel was talking to Levy about where their honeymoon was going to be at when suddenly a strange scent catches his attention. When he look to see where the smell was coming from his face takes on a confuse expression. As he gets up to walk to the source of the smell (While ignoring Levy's rant about why he's not paying attention to her), he notices Natsu was up to walking to the same place he was going, (by some chance Wendy happen to be out back with Mest).
As the two Dragon-Slayers approach the table that Lisanna, Cana, and Romeo were sitting at getting talked to by Mira and Elfman, both of them realized where the smell was coming from and what it was. Both of Cana's and Lisanna's scent were all over Romeo while his scent was all over the girls. Now Natsu wasn't as dense as he was a few years ago. He knew what this meant he just didn't know how to react to it. Luckily for him Gajeel decided to act for him as he started to bust out laughing. So loud was his laughter that the whole guild stop what they were doing to look at him.
"Hey Gajeel", Max asked, "What's so funny?".
But Gajeel couldn't stop laughing long enough to answer, so he just pointed back and forth between Cana, Lisanna, and Romeo while tears rolled down his face.
Romeo's face all of a sudden takes on a white complexion, "Guys I think we left out one small detail in our plan. We forgot about the Dragon-Slayers' sense of smell."
Pretty soon both Lisanna's and Cana's face were white as well.
Levy had finally walked over and started patting Gajeel on the back and asking him what was going on. He finally calm down enough to whisper in her ear, and everyone could see her face getting redder and redder by the moment.
"No way", was all she could say as her hands cover her mouth.
"Natsu, what's going on over here?", Lucy ask as she walked up behind him.
Natsu showing more self-control then he would have years ago simply whispers into her ears. But it would seem over the years while Natsu has matured to a degree, Lucy kind of slip.
"Romeo slept with both Cana and Lisanna?!", soon echo throughout the guild, thanks to the Celestial Spirit Mage.
There was an awkward silence as everyone jaws started to drop and their eyes went wide. Then Romeo felt a surge of magic go off behind him and soon there was a shadow looming over him. He looks up to see that Elfman has taken on his Beast Soul Full Body Take Over form and was glaring down at him. Then a magic circle goes off to the right of him and when he looks over to see what it was, there was Mira in her Satan Soul form also glaring at him.
"Well Romeo", Mira said in a darken tone, "Is what they're saying true?"
"Now now let's all calm down", Lisanna said trying to make sure Romeo lives to see his next birthday.
"Yes you are all taking this a little too-" was all she had time to say before she felt an immense magic aura shoot thru the guild, "Oh no, don't tell me he's here! Why today of all days?!", she wailed.
Romeo looks to his left to see the most terrible sight he could ever imagine. Cause walking right those him leaving holes in the floor as he step, was Fairy Tail's strongest mage, in fact the strongest mage on the continent, Gildarts Clive and he didn't look happy.
A/N: RUN ROMEO RUN! Don't forget about the poll.