Bones: Ow! Booth: What's wrong, Bones?
Bones: I stumbled and bumped my hand on the desk.
Booth: Oh, poor thing. Let me kiss it better.
(Holds her hand and kisses it softly)
Bones: Uhhh...I also hurt my elbow.
Booth: Okay (kisses her elbow)
Bones: And I hit my cheek.
Booth: How did you... Never mind (Kisses her cheek too)
Bones: And my forehead.
(Kisses her forehead)
Bones: And I hit my lips on it too.
(Booth kisses her lips)
Booth: That must have been quite a stumble.
Bones: (On cloud 9) Huh?
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BB on a Plane: Snakes on a Plane.
Booth: So we'll be there in half and hour to confirm that the person they have locked up is indeed the Gravedigger.
Bones: Great. Then we can jet back home and finish the repo-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Booth: Bones! What's wrong?
Bones: SN-AAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
(Bones jumps into Booth's lap and holds on to him for dear life.)
Booth: It's okay, Bones! I'll save you!
(Wreasles the big anaconda that was in the lightbulb in the movie
Bones: My hero! (kisses the daylights out of him.)
Booth: (thinking) If only this could happen again...)
Bones: Wait, isn't that Ronald Mc Donald?
Booth: CLOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!
Bones: Don't worry Booth! I'll save you!
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Booth: We did it! We solved the case! What should we do to celebrate?
Bones: How 'bout each other?
Naughty smiles all around
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Booth: I really love your dress today.
Bones: I really love that tie.
Booth: I love those new shoes.
Bones: I love that suit
Booth: I love your hair.
Bones: I love your smile.
Booth: I love your face.
Bones: I love your eyes.
Booth: I love you.
Bones: Really? I love you too!
Booth: We should get married!
Bones: Totally!
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Bones has a problem with the case. She calls up Booth.
Bones: Booth come over. I need you.
Booth: Wow. You have no idea how kinky that just sounded.
Bones: Oh really? How kinky does this sound?
(tells him some untypeable things.)
Booth: (clears throat) Quite, quite kinky.
Bones: And how about this?
(Even worse untypeable things)
Booth: Woah. That's...pretty kinky.
Bones: How kinky would it be if I asked you to come over and we discuss this further?
Booth: Hecks yeah!
Bones: I was talking about the case.
Booth: (bummed) Oh.
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Booth: Who do you think is guilty? The jealous girl friend or the fed up wife?
Bones: I wanna have your babies! Serious like crazy!
Booth: What?
Bones: Wooops! Did I say that out loud?'
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Bones: Why are you so silent? What are you thinking about?
Booth: Kissing you.
Bones: What!
Booth: The uh...uh...Kissinger issue! Gosh, Bones dont you watch the news?
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Booth: (Seeing Bones' shirt "Single Dads make the best lovers") Now how would you know that without firsthand experience?
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Bones; I knew I shouldn't have bought this stupid wrapdress. Anybody can just grab the tie and say, "woops" and I'm down to my underwear!
Booth: (Grabs the tie) Wooops...
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