A/N: Hello~ Happy late Valentine's Day~! I UPDATED FOR THE FANS!

Disclaimer: If I own Hetalia, then Yami must be straight! If I don't own the storyline, then Yami must look damn good in a tutu.

I woke up to a siren sound. Damn Morgan and her horn… I covered my face with my pillow, but that didn't work. I got up and trudged down stairs… But then I fell after a few steps. Whatever. I'm too tired to feel the pain anyway. I get up and walk the rest of the way down.

I joined everyone in laser-glaring Morgan. Imma firin' mah lazharz…

"What the hell did you wake us up for?" Moon asked threateningly. I immediately shook off my tiredness. It was funny seeing everyone riled up! I wonder what Moon will do next?

"Well, we seem to have some box on the steps. Apparently, it's the unit Kitty 'persuaded' me to order." Morgan said. YAY~! SHE LIKES IT! I guess I missed the scowl, but oh well!

"You're welcome!" I said, happy with myself.

"Shouldn't you *yawn* see what exactly is in the box first?" Chloe asked and handed Morgan a manual. She opened to the first page and her face fell.

"Kitty…" Morgan started. My other housemates started to wave frantically and shake their heads. I shrugged it off as nothing.

"Yeah?" I asked.

"I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You." Morgan threatened angrily. She twitched. YAY~! MY OTHER PLAN WAS WORKING! Mwahahaha… Soon. Soon, Swirly will join the insane side! "IahteyouIhateyouIhateyouIhate…" Morgan was cut off by Em who had a hand over her mouth.

"I think we get it." Thank Reshiram, Morgan stopped! I wonder what she was saying… I mean she said it like a million times!

"Besides, it can't be someone that bad~!" I chirped happily. I opened the booklet and Emily looked over my shoulder. Here's what it said:

GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT: User Guide and Manual

CONGRATULATIONS!

You have just purchased your very own GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit! This manual was created in order to allow you, the owner, to unlock your unit's full potentials, and it is advised that you read this pamphlet thoroughly before attempting to operate your GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit, as mistreatment may result in an infuriated unit and aching body parts.

"Kitty, this is bad. We have Prussia." Morgan told me. Who was that? Like Ryou right? No wait, that's Yu-Gi-Oh… Um… ALBINO! Oh yeah, he's Germany's big brother!

"Prussia? YAY~! Open it!" Lorelei fangirled. Aww~ She likes albino freak~! I could see the jealousy in Chloe's eyes… OOOOO! A love triangle! Now if only I had popcorn…

"What's a unit anyways?" Chloe asked. Morgan shrugged.

"We'll find out. Let's read this manual thing." Morgan said. We read it but our eyes widened at the 'length'. Five meters? Five meters of WHAT? Of chocolate? OMG, I WANT CHOCOLATE! Then it hit me… Oooooh…

"Whoever wrote this is a bit perverted…" Morgan trailed off. No, Morgan, I couldn't tell!

And if you couldn't tell, that was sarcasm.

"Hey! Here's the bit we need!" Morgan said, pointing to a section. We read it.

"One and two are out…" Chloe said. "I wonder if we'll get a unit who can cook. It would be nice to not eat take out all the time…"

"That's what you think about, Chloe? Not the fact that there's an awesome guy stuck in the box? Let's just activate Gilbird." Lorelei suggested, taking the small box off the top.

"I'll get the crowbar!" I yelled and ran out the room. I then realized there was no crowbar. I was about to go back when my friend Sugar came.

"Hi Kitty!" Sugar said. This is my fairy friend, Sugar. I was the only one who could see her, so we talked constantly. She had white hair, baby blue eyes, and a frilly and poofy pink dress. Don't forget her super sparkly wings!

"Hey! Do you know where I could get a crowbar?" I asked.

"Yep! Look in Em's closet." Sugar said. I dashed to Em's room and stepped on something. Then a panel opened showing an entire stash of weapons.

… Score.

I took an arm full (and the crowbar) and dropped them in my room. I ran back to the living room with the crowbar.

"Guys! I'm back! Oh! Prussia!" I was surprised to see that they opened him without me. Aww… They looked surprised to see me with the crowbar. Em looked murderous for a few seconds before putting on a mask of shock. HELL YEAH! I found a spot where I can annoy the un-annoy able Em! I ROCK!

"Keseses! I'm glad you know the awesomeness that is me! But who are you chicks?"

"I'm Em."

"Hiya~! I'm Kitty! We should be friends!" I sang happily. Maybe we can be friends!

"Mora, but I prefer to be called Moon." Prussia nodded.

"Emily. Dare insult me and you lose you 'five meters'."

"I'm Chloe. Call me short and I do the same as Emily." Prussia backed away from Emily and Chloe. Awesome threat guys~!

"I'm Lorelei and I love you! Marry me!" Aww~ How cute! Lorelei was about to attack Prussia with love while I mentally planned their wedding.

"And I'm Morgan. This is our lovely home." She spread out her arms and spun in a circle. Prussia looked us up and down. Does he want me to spin too? I didn't want to be impolite, so I spun too. When I stopped, not only was I dizzy, but everyone disappeared! I looked around. Then I realized I was backwards.

… Whoops.

I turned around and everyone was back.

"You know, you girls are pretty hot." Prussia said. Lorelei looked like she would fly away any moment with the 'Hallelujah' chorus in the background. Morgan looked like she wanted Prussian meat… scratch that, she hates meat.

"Morgan, don't hurt him yet! He was just complimenting us." Em rationalized. Aww~ I kinda wanted to see him dead cause he made me dizzy~!

"If I get raped, I blame you." Morgan glared at Em.

"What's the next unit? TELL ME!" I said, putting my plan for annoying Em into action.

"Oh you'll find out. It'll be here in a few days." Em answered.

"TELL ME!" I yelled again.

"I have no idea who's next."

"TELL ME!"

"What wrong with her?" Em asked Moon, already exasperated with me.

"You should probably just tell her one at random… She can be very insisting." Moon said, playing along.

FLASH BACK 1~!

"You'll never guess what I got you for Christmas, Kitty!" Moon said.

"TELL ME!" I yelled.

FLASH BACK 2~!

"Is there anything else I can do for you Kitty?" Morgan asked, looking at my sickly form.

"TELL ME… a bedtime story." I smiled weakly, sneezing.

FLASH BACK 3~!

"Kitty, you'll never guess what happens at the end of the new Twighlight book!" Lorelei said excitedly.

"… I don't read crap." I deadpanned.

"IS THAT YAOI?" We heard Emily scream. We ran to the room.

"Yeah." Morgan said. "You know where I keep it." We do?

"You never told us. You and your possessiveness." Chloe rolled her eyes. There was an awkward silence… And a gay baby was born, only to be killed when Claude smiled. Prussia walked in looking like he had seen a ghost.

"Eep! Are you okay, baby?" Lorelei fretted, hugging Prussia. He held up a doujinshi.

"W-why… why do you have this?" Prussia asked, horrified. Morgan whacked him.

"Where did you find this?" Morgan was dripping with poison and fire and evil and cake. What? The cake is a lie. I tasted it and it tasted horrible. Now they're out to get me.

"Your room…" Prussia said. As soon as he said that, the rest of us ran. MY GERITA, BISHES!

We were on our way back from the store. When we got back, I saw someone…

"We're back and- MYRNA!" I dropped the groceries I was holding and glomped Myrna. What? It's been so long~

"Kitty~ The groceries!" Emily looked at my spilled groceries. Morgan ran to the salmon and started to rub it against her face.

"SALMON!" Morgan yelled. Everyone sweatdropped. Morgan and everyone talked about something, but I wasn't paying attention. I was tired. When everyone left, I curled up and fell asleep. Yeah, that's right. Right on the chair.

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