Sorry I forgot to right anything down on the first chapter, but I do not own fullmetal Alchemist and if I did it wouldn't have been so good.

Ed awoke slowly and looked around only to realize they were in a car. Suddenly he felt something wet and knew the way the back seat slanted that Roy was going to yell at him. He was hating his new body more and more even though he did now have both arms and legs. 'It would've reached him by now,' Ed thought. 'Why hasn't he yelled at me?' He was starting to get worried about what Roy would do to him. Plus he was getting carsick and they hadn't even been driving for twenty minutes. Ed started to breathe heavily through his nose and everyone close to him noticed.

"You alright Fullmetal?" Roy asked lifting Ed's head with his index finger. Ed shook his head. "Try to get some more sleep." Ed didn't know why but he reach to his side and wrapped his arms around Roy's waist, sobbing back tears.

"What's wrong with Chief?" asked Havoc who was sitting on the other side of Ed.

"He's probably just upset that he pissed himself," Roy said. Ed let go and looked up at Roy while everyone inched as far from them as they could. "Sorry kid but they would have found out sooner or later. My ass is soaked." Roy fidgeted in his seat.

"Th-thawy," Ed wrapped his arms around his own middle. Bending in half Ed let out a wail before full-blown tears fell from his face.

"It's okay," Roy said rubbing Ed's back before lifting him up onto his lap so he could look out the window.

"Y-you'we n-nod m-mad?" Ed asked surprised by Roy's actions.

"No." Roy continued to rub circles on Ed's back while he stared out the window.

"C-cowonew?" Ed asked. "F-firdy." Ed began to cough.

"You're thirsty?" Roy asked smiling at Ed's speech and Ed nodded as his coughing became more violent. "Do you mind drinking after me?" Ed shook his head coughing louder. "Is it okay that it's just water?" Ed nodded as Riza handed Hughes a bottle of water from the front seat, his coughing now sounding wet.

"Cup your hand like this and pat his back," Hughes said positioning Roy's hand on Ed's back. Roy did as he was told and after a moment Ed stopped coughing but looked pale green. "Need to spit?" Hughes asked and Ed nodded. Hughes pulled out a handkerchief and covered his hand with the it before placing it under Ed's mouth. "Here." Ed spit a large green and yellow glob with blood mixed in it into the handkerchief. "Better?" Hughes asked as he folded the handkerchief in on itself and threw it out the window.

"F-firdy," Ed said shaking his head.

"Here you go," Hughes said handing Ed the water without it's lid. Ed slowly tipped the bottle towards his mouth but still managed to have it spill out the sides of his mouth.

"Need a little help?" Roy asked taking the bottle and slowly pouring it into Ed's mouth. Ed took a few sips before pushing the bottle away and leaning into Roy's chest. "Try to get some sleep," Roy said handing the water back to Hughes and Ed slowly drifted back to dreamland.

Ed woke up feeling cold and very wet. Sitting up he recognized his surroundings as Roy's office but where was Roy. He rolled off the couch he was laying on, onto a fallen military jacket, before standing up and slowly walking toward the outer office. Ed reached the door and went to grab the handle but it was just out of his reach. 'What the fuck?' he thought. 'I want out!' Ed put his ear to the door and could hear voices but not who they were or what they were saying. "W-woy?" Ed began to knock on the door. "W-wisa? H-hawic? B-bweda? F-fawy? F-fawman?"

"What's wrong, Ed?" Hughes asked as he opened the door. "You should be resting."

"Fe couch'th wed," Ed said.

"Your stutter's gone. I told Roy you were just scared and upset."

"Where's fe Cowonew?" Ed asked when he walked out and saw just about everyone except the person he wanted.

"He had to go to a meeting Chief," Havoc said.

"W-when w-will he be b-back?"

"And it returns," Hughes said.

"What?" Havoc, Breda, Fury, and Falman asked.

"He didn't have the stutter a minute ago. Which means he's upset about something."

"What's wrong Chief?" Havoc asked.

"I w-want M-musdang," Ed said as he wiped tears from his eyes.

"What did you do to him?" Riza asked as she walked in.

"He wants the Colonel," Fury said.

"He'll be back soon," Riza assured Ed.

"N-NO! N-NOW!" Ed yelled.

"Hey Breda!" Havoc said and breda looked up from his work. "You got any candy?"

"I wand thome!" Ed perked up immediately.

"Sure," Breda said. "I got a chocolate bar you can have."

"Gimme!" Breda went to hand the chocolate bar to Ed but Havoc snatched it away.

"Now Ed." Havoc said. "If we give this to you, you have to behave and patiently wait for Boss. Understood?" Ed nodded while staring at the chocolate. "Good boy," Havoc said handing Ed the chocolate and patting him on the head.

"Dop id!" Ed said squirming away from Havoc. Ed tried to open the chocolate bar but couldn't get the wrapper to tear.

"I don't think he needs this much sugar guys," Riza said grabbing the chocolate and opening it, leaving the wrapper on for Ed to hold it but like all kids, Ed discarded the wrapper and held it in his own hands.

Ed had eaten only half of the chocolate bar but he was already covered in it. Riza smiled and shook her head when she saw he was trying to lick it off his hand only to end up with it on his nose.

Roy walked in and saw Ed covered in something and wasn't sure he wanted to know what. "It's just chocolate sir," Riza said when she saw the disgusted look on Roy's face.

"WOY!" Ed yelled running crazy-like to Roy.

"Who gave him chocolate?" Roy demanded trying to keep Ed at arms length. Havoc and Breda pointed at each other and Roy looked at Riza for an answer.

"It was Breda's chocolate but it was Havoc's idea," Riza stated without looking up from her work.

"I guess I should go get you cleaned up. Come on, we can use the military showers."

Ed suddenly remembered why he wanted Roy. "W-woy! I h-have da g-go!" Ed said frantically.

"Go where? You need a bath."

"N-no! I h-have da…" 'What's it called?' Ed thought 'Why can't I remember? I will not say 'potty'.'

"Ed what's wrong?" Roy asked kneeling down to the toddler.

"P-poddy," Ed whispered with his head down.

"It's alright," Roy said getting behind Ed and turning him towards the door. "I'll take you." The whole way there Ed fought the urge to grab Roy's hand.

Please review and I appreciate suggestions.

Ed: Any flames will be pissed on!

Vlad: Does that include the Flame Alchemist?

Ed: Uh...