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Disclaimer: I totally do not own Yu Yu Hakusho...EVER!
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Chapter 2: Mobs and more misled violence!
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Yusuke's POV
Running down the street and jumping roofs from one end to another (being careful not to trip)… It's everyone's greatest dream to be chased by an angry mob. Yup, the torches, the pitchforks, the angry yelling, and the tomatoes. How much better does it get?! But that's not what I'm here to tell you. I am feeling like a hot piece of grilled meat adored by hounds, as well as a special man-eater…
Pitchforks were held by the angry mobs of tomato-throwing peasants that would hunt you down, so long as they knew your direction. But first, you need to know how to recognize a mob.
OK, if there is a crowd of angry people chasing you with torches, pitchforks and/or the optional throwing of tomatoes, you've got yourself a mob. The bigger and angrier the mob is the better. As soon as they start chasing you, run. Really run. Chances are they're hunting you down and will torture you until they are satisfied or just kill you.
But…enough of that shit, I looked back to see my target following me just as I planned. That old bastard couldn't even let an insult go to waste, even if he had an angry mob hot on his ass or was severely injured with arrows stuck in the centre near his ……HEART!? Oh shit… Plan B! Escape the mob, get that poor bastard first aid and then knock him unconscious before he eats me. Hmm, good enough…
I had actually planned ahead this time around and decided to take refuge in that old shack over there hidden within those thick bamboo stems. Secondly, I was still carrying some bandages in my trusty bag. Lastly, I just had to think of how to lure my father there without those bitches following…hmm.
I looked back when I heard a commotion among the mobs.
"Let me do it! I have a blessed arrow. This evil beast shall pay for all its sins."
"Is that the temple priestess!?"
"Yeah, that demon is a goner; she is the best shooter you'll ever find around here!"
"Death to the man-eater! Shall the 'evil spirits of the land' be banished tonight?"
The young woman (wearing a kimono) steadied her bow and shot an arrow with glowing blue light around it. Nope, not your average arrow, that's for sure. I thought he would see that before it was too late…but I was wrong. That is the last straw!
I HAND CHOPPED that flying arrow and sped off, taking my baka father with me. Damn him for his carelessness. Why do I like him again? And they said he was more powerful in his past life… shit this asshole, not from what I have seen! ---Arrg!!!!
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-_-; The villagers sweat-dropped as Yusuke pulled Raizen away by his hair and flashed out. That wasn't your normal, average day.
"You know, I think I have had enough for today…"
The rest agreed and went back to their routine as if nothing had ever happened.
-- Warning: A lot of swearing is about to ensue…
I threw that dad of mine onto the ground when we were a safe distance away. Then I sat down on a nice rock before closing my eyes, trying to calm myself. Being a badass is bad enough, but a punk who saved his dad (whom he thought was a lot stronger in the past but got really, really disappointed) is another thing.
I heard my dad growling before he stood up glaring in my direction. "What's the big idea, dragging my hair like that?!"
I don't know, because you were close to death and I got up so fed up with running with you trailing me so slowly that my patience was shortened? "Do those 'pitiful' wounds hurt…?"
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Raizen's POV
I blinked. Why would a human care about a demon…? "Now, why would you bother? I smell human scent on you. You're not one of us…"
"Just shut up, you old coot, and stay there while I get the bandages!" I raised my eyebrow before furrowing it…did he just ORDER ME?! . - I folded my arms stubbornly and pouted. Disrespectful brat…
I looked over to see the boy searching through a strange, weird-looking sack. I could hear him mumbling some curses until he found what he wanted. A roll of white paper called 'bandages', a basic survival gear for the wounded. Plus a very suspicious looking small bottle.
The boy finally was done messing around with his sack and he now slowly advanced towards me. "Now stay still while I apply this…"
I swatted away the bottle of doom and hissed. "Don't even try. I can handle myself perfectly."
I winced heavily as a punch connected with my stomach. "Maybe so, but those wounds will get infected anyway! Now stay still!" I continued to resist when he suddenly wrapped his arm around my hair and pulled both my hands behind my back.
I was pinned! I was forced to remain down as the pitiful boy did his best to rush his treatment. I added to my knowledge that this human was strong, as proved by the fact that he could keep me still. Although not for long; a cheating plan came to me. I drew back and used all my strength in my ass to push upward. OOC: Raizen's POWN move!
--SFX :Trush........
Yusuke's POV
For the first time in my life, I was actually trying to be a good son and what did he do? He catapulted me into the fucking bushes! (Anime vein) Oh, He's D-E-A-D!
I dropped my aid equipment and pounced. We wrestled for some time before breaking into an all-range fight. Fists were exchanged and the ground below us cracked as the surrounding trees were effectively bent by the pure force.
As we fought, I could see he was getting more and more pumped up. I smirked; perhaps I could try to relive my life as a street fighter. 'If only Keiko wasn't there to keep bitching at me about it, sigh.'
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"How about I kick you until you can't see straight anymore!" Yusuke added with a punch to his face. Raizen snickered back, "I haven't had a good and worthy fight for a long time." And he counter attacked with a double kick at the guts.
--After about an hour brawl of stupidity :D
Raizen was panting heavily on a rock while Yusuke was laid out on the soft grass. Both were still eyeing each other like eagles, waiting for any other tricks.
Yusuke usually didn't get so worked up with that old bastard, but he also didn't know if Raizen had vowed not to eat humans…yet… His eyes immediately darted when he felt Raizen shift in his weight and position.
His question was answered when a distant growl was heard. "I am feeling a bit hungry now. But since I respect your fighting skills, I will kill you and painlessly suck up your heart before feasting on your body." A glint in his father's eyes told Yusuke that wasn't a joke.
Yusuke gulped, trying his best not to gag.
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Note: I take no responsibility for any angry mobs, masses of infuriated peasants and/or otherwise any harm coming to anyone and tomatoes that may/may not have resulted because of the reading of this.
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Me: Ya, Yusuke's going to get eaten. ^-^
-- Said person walks in--
Me: (gulps)
Yusuke with anime vein: What's with all the fighting scenes getting censored?
Me: Well, you and your dad happen to be very violence people and put up quite a show, but I don't think the public would want to read all the bloodshed.
Yusuke: Who cares? (Shouts to the sky) Violence is good, People!
Me: Anyway...^-^ I would like to specially--
Yusuke: And what's with the damn story title? Can't you be more creative?
Me: Well I first thought "The Remote Saga" then "The Cheesy Adventure" or " The World in the Past" but later reconsidered it. The current title just came to me at the last second.
Yusuke (whines): But it sounds so... sissy
Me: Oh hush, Yusuke, look on the bright side. At least you are the main character.
Yusuke (puffs his chest proudly): I already the main character because I kick ass!
Me (acting): Oh, look your father is chewing your bag! I guess he's hungrier than we thought...
Yusuke (spins around into the background): Let go of my bag. I got M-rated stuff in there!
Me (Sighs): Finally...^-^ As I was saying, would I like to specially thank the reviewers and my friend who asked that I write a draft to check if the story is worth posting. So far the draft line reaches to 39.9 pages. Once more, I am glad to continue to post the story and wish to receive some of your support. Thank you so much ( especially kitsuneluvuh-san ).
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~Made by me (Chin12300)~
~ Edited by kitsuneluvuh~