I really didn't know what Pyper's problem was but she needed to fix it quick. "I'm supposed to be the sassy one" I mutter, rolling my eyes. Jasper smiles at me. "Don't worry, babe. No matter how sassy your sister is at the end of the day you're still the queen of sass." I smirk. 'I'm the sass master of Doncaster!" I exclaim in a fake British accent. I giggle as Jasper and Sparkles give me weird looks. "I think your girlfriend got into some pot brownies" Sparkles mumbles and I glare. "It's called One Direction Infection. Get it right" I say, flipping my hair as I walk away. Sparkles turns to Pyper. "What is One Direction Infection?" he asks and she rolls her eyes. "Dude, you don't wanna know. You just be happy NOT knowing." He huffs but walks away. "I will take your word for it" he says, going to find Renesmee. I smirk, going off to find Jade. She was playing in the water, enjoying her birthday party. "Happy birthday, sweetpea" I say happily, handing a gift bag out from behind my back. she opens it and looks confused but happy. "I got new music" she says happily, showing all the other girls. Renesmee giggles. "They are cute!" she says, studying the cover. I smile, turning to Sparkles. "You will soon know what One Direction Infection is" I say, giggling. He looks genuinely scared. "Pyper what has she done to my child?!" Pyper looks at him with a straight face. "Madness. Pure, uncontainable madness." He gets a look of pure terror. "Please tell me it won't be as bad as The Beatles..." she cackles. "I don't know what era you were born in but One Direction is WAY worse than The Beatles because now we have... the internet" she says dramatically. All of a sudden we hear Seth say "DUN DUN DUUUUUUN" then start laughing. I decide I'm hungry so I wander over and grab a strawberry cupcake. I'm just standing there, enjoying my cupcake and minding my own business when a wild Jasper appears. "Hey, you remember those twins we were adopting" he says and I pale. "shit" I whisper and every vampire and wolf turn to look at me. "I said ship" I say and they all roll their eyes. "Sorry, Jas. Of course I remember" I say and he frowns. "Well, the adoption agency called yesterday and I told her we could have a home visit next week" I nod, smiling. "Sounds perfect" I say but mentally I lose my shit. I had no idea what twins he was talking about, how old they are, even what gender I'm adopting! Sparkles smirks. "Don't worry, they only have tentacles you're fine" he teases and I roll my eyes. What was I thinking. 3 kids at 21 was totally not in the life manual. I had planned to go to college, maybe fall in love by 21, but not 3 kids! Sparkles smiles reassuringly at me. "It's gonna be fine. You're a great mom, those boys are going to love you, and Jade already adores you. Just keep being your adorable self and you'll be fine." I hug him then turn back to Jasper. "I'm sorry, Jas. It's a long story but I promise I will explain later. Needless to say I may not remember them but I will love them dearly." He smiles brightly, hugging me tight. "We are going to be the best parents" he mumbles. Jade runs at me, hugging my legs. "Family hug!" She yells, trying to climb up into my arms. I pick her up, tickling her side. She giggles, squirming in my arms. I smile at her, relaxing. Mothering her came second nature so I could only hope the twins would be just as easy. Suddenly I hear a Quileute yell "Present time!" Jade becomes a blur of energy as she jumps out of my arms and runs for the logs where everyone is gathered. "Careful, don't fall!" I yell as I follow after her. I feel an itch in my back. "What the fuck?!" I shriek as I feel a sharp pain and suddenly wings appear. Jade frowns. "Mommy! That's a VERY bad word" she scolds and I roll my eyes. "I'd like to see how you'd react if wings suddenly appeared on YOUR back" I hiss and she flinches. "I'd say I had a boo-boo and make you kiss it" she mumbles. I sigh. "I'm sorry, sweetie. I know it's a bad word and I shouldn't have said it"I say and she nods. "Can I open presents now?" she asks and I chuckle. "Yes, baby. You can open presents now." Jade opens lots of gifts, gets lots of new clothes and dolls, before she gets to the last box. It's huge and I have no idea how we are going to get whatever it is home. She opens the box and screams. "Seth! You did it! You made me the bestest dollhouse EVER!" He smiles brightly and I smile at her. "What do you say?" I ask her and she runs at him, hugging him tight. "Thank you" she says and he smiles down at her. I feel a shift in the air and I freeze. "No! NONONONONONONONO! HANDS OFF MY CHILD!" He looks up, scared. "I can't control it! It's werewolf nature!" he says and Jade looks up confused. "What happened?" she asked and Seth looks down at her. "What do you think happened?" he asks and she shrugs. "A minute ago I thought you were my best friend. Now I think you're my big brother but different because I love you more than I think I could love a brother" I sigh. " And Seth feels the same way" I mumble, heading for refreshments. "I need a drink" I mumble. Jade smiles. "There's tea on the table" I laugh. "Thanks, lovely but that's not what I meant" Jasper chuckles. "Come on. Seth can babysit, lets go get wasted" he teases.