-Thump-

All three girls land on a wooden floor, Kire on the bottom, Jessica in the middle and Amanda on top, like a dog pile.

"Ugh…get your…fat asses off of me…" Kire wheezed out.

Amanda groaned and rolled of the top and hit the floor, face first onto the floor. Jessica copied her but caught herself with her hands.

"What just happened?" they asked, dazed and confused.

"Ahem…" a voice said. "…Who are you?" the voice was obviously male, but it had a high ring to it. "And why did you fall through the ceiling?" the voice added.

Amanda and Jessica sat up like a vampire would do when coming out a coffin.

"We've come to suck your blood, that's why" they joked.

"Shut the hell up…" Kire said, sitting up as she rubbed the side of her head. "…Where's my damn cat?" she asked.

Before anyone could answer her, Jessica and Amanda squealed like hungry fan girls. "IT'S NARUTO!" they squealed again then glomped a boy in an orange jumpsuit.

"H-how'd you know my name?" the boy asked.

The was dressed in an orange jumpsuit and had bright blond hair and bright blue eyes, he also had these whisker type things going across his cheeks. He also looked very nervous with the two girls clinging to his arms.

"Hey! A little help here!" Kire yelled at her two friends. They didn't listen to her, they just giggle as they stared at Naruto dreamily. Kire growled "Two good for nothin' friends…" she muttered as she got up.

When she stood up, she popped her bones. "Ok, just where the hell are we?" she asked.

"You're in Konoha, are you going to be taking the chunin exams too?" a female voice asked.

"Huh?" Kire looked up to see a pink headed girl with green eyes dressed in different shades of pink. Kire freaked out and pointed at her. "WHAT THE HELL! SAKURA!" she screamed.

"HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!" Sakura screamed back in fright.

Kire cleared her voice. "Excuse me…" she said. "…It's just that I am psychic and I can see your every thought, and it's about-" Jessica and Amanda bonked Kire over the head, making her fall down.

"-LIER!" they screamed in union.

"Ow…" Kire whines. "…What was that for! I really did know what she was thinking! Honest!"

"Really?" Sakura said.

Kire grinned and said. "You were thinking about molesting Sasuke later"

"WHAT!" Sakura screamed, going bright red.

"See! I told you!" Kire said as Jessica and Amanda fell to the floor with laughter.

"Who are you?" a husky voice asked. "You don't seem like you're from around here"

"Yes we are!" Jessica said, jumping back up. "We've come for the chunin exams!"

Amanda and Kire glared at her before pinning her to the ground. "What the hell are you thinking!" they both growled in a hushed whisper.

"Aw! Come on! If this is a dream, I want to make the most of it!" Jessica whined.

Kire sat up. "You know, she's got a point"

"Yeah, but we ain't got any papers!" Amanda pointed out.

"Oh, that's a very good point too…" Kire said.

Jessica grinned. "Already taken care of…"

"Fine! But if we get into trouble! I'm holding you responsible!" Kire and Amanda said in union.

"Ahem…" the voice said again.

"Ok, this is what's going on-" Kire started.

"-SASUKE!" Amanda and Jessica yelled, pointing at Sasuke.

"Oh boy…" Kire said, slapping her forehead.

Jessica gasped and ran in front of Sasuke, she poked his hair. She gasped again. "It moved…" she whispered.

"Duh, it's because it's a cockatoo" Amanda said, walking over to Sasuke and pulling his hair.

"Don't touch me" was all he said.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, Sasuke's got hair issues" Amanda said.

Kire sighed out heavily before grinning. "We're here to take the chunin exams, 'nough said" she said coolly.

"ALRIGHT! LISTEN UP!" boomed a loud voice. "It's time to begin."

Kire, Jessica and Amanda jumped 5 feet in the air then spun round to find the source of the voice. It was a man that had loads of scars on his head and wore a bandana. Behind him was some other ninja.

"I am Ibiki Morino, your proctor, and from this moment, your worst enemy."

People stared at him with fear and wide eyes, Jessica and Amanda were whispering about his head. "I dare you to pull it off…" Amanda dared Jessica.

"I bet she wont do it" Kire said. "He'll bite her before she gets the chance"

"I'll say this once so listen up, there will be no combat between candidates, no attacking each other without permission of your proctor and even then, the use of fatal force-"

"-Dude, get on with it!" Jessica whined. "Your boring me to sleep!"

Ibiki chuckled. "A Konoha ninja eh, well to make it simple for you. If you cheat in this test, or fight without permission, there is an immediate fail! Now, if you're all ready, hand over your paper work, and in return you'll each be given a number, this will determine where you will sit. Then we'll begin the written test when you're all seated."

Jessica's face dropped. "W-written test?"

Kire smirked. "Remember, you wanted to do this" she said in a sing song voice.

Jessica glared at Kire. "I can do this! Just let me go get our numbers fist…" she said, walking off.

I know, pretty lame chapter. Please review! XD