School was hell the following week.
Somehow word of Sasuke and me going together had gotten out and now the whole school was buzzing with the 'I didn't see that coming' and 'Shit! I wouldn't have guessed those two, of all people, would be gay!'.
Luckily, Shikamaru, Gaara, Lee, and Neji had all not been too weirded out by the news. The actually accepted it pretty quickly.
One Friday, while sitting at lunch, Sasuke and I wanted to know why they had adapted to us so quickly.
"Well," Shikamaru started. "Erm,…Garra?"
"No way am I explaining this one." Gaara retorted. "Lee?"
"Hee-hee." Rock Lee giggled. "Come closer." We leaned in. "Closer. Don't be afraid." We got a little closer. "Okay. I tell something to you…" He paused. "Gaara-kun and I…are…together!" He smiled broadly. "Just like you two!"
Sasuke and I looked to Gaara. He solemnly nodded.
"Whoa." I rubbed the back of my neck and relaxed in my seat. "I really wasn't expecting that."
"Yeah, well, here's another." Neji sighed. "Shikamaru and I are…uhhhh…"
"Well, we're," Shikamaru tried. "together, too."
"Goddamn!" Sasuke exclaimed. "Why the hell didn't you tell us?"
"The same reason you didn't." Gaara picked up his pizza and nibbled on the edge. Rock Lee whimpered and stared longingly at the pepperonis on the slice of pizza. Gaara groaned and peeled the greasy meat off and handed them to his bushy-browed boyfriend.
"Thank you kindly." Lee snickered before popping the meat into his mouth.
"How long have ya'll…you know?" I asked.
"One year and two months." Lee answered.
"We can totally top that." Neji bragged.
"Okay. Shoot." Lee snorted.
"Three years, five months, two weeks and four days." Neji smiled triumphantly. Lee pouted in defeat.
Gaara glared across the table at Neji for upsetting his Lee. Suddenly Neji's hand swatted at his eye.
"Shit!" He rubbed his eye roughly.
"What?" Shikamaru asked.
Neji got a small something out of his eye.
"A grain of sand." He murmured. "Gaara, what the hell was that for?"
"How could it have been me?" Gaara feigned innocence by putting his pointer finger to his bottom lip and batted his eyelashes.
"Weeeeell," Shikamaru said trying to change the subject. "Now that all secrets are on the table, what should we do?"
"Go to a bar." Neji offered. "One for guys, of course."
"I'm game.." Lee said.
"Ditto." Gaara finished off his pizza.
I looked to Sasuke. He nodded.
"We are, too." I said.
- - - - - -
That night had to have been the craziest nights of my life!
The bar was called Dick's. It was very warm and very crowded with men. Loud techno music blared over the sound of flirting males.
The boys and me split up with our dates. Gaara and Lee took a corner to make-out and cuddle. Shikamaru and Neji hit the floor dancing. Sasuke and I headed to the bar to get something to drink.
Sasuke got an Amareto Sour and I got a Long Island Tea. We were leaning on the bar when three older men approached us. The tallest had blueish skin and looked very much like a shark. The shorter one had blond hair that covered his left eye. The last one had reddish-brown hair and looked very boyish.
"Hey, Sasuke." said the blue skinned man. "I didn't know you were homo."
"Hello, Kisame." Sasuke said. "I don't think it's your business as to what gender I'm into."
I immediately recognized the name. Kisame was Itachi's best friend.
"What are you doing here?" Sasuke asked.
"Having a laugh." Kisame smiled. "Making fun of gay faggots."
"You are such a lying pack of crap, un." The blond snorted.
"Deidara," Kisame threatened. The blond ignored him and turned to Sasuke.
"You do know that the Akatsuki are all guys. Hint. Hint." Deidara explained. "Why do you think there are no girls, un?"
"So that means," Sasuke stared wide eyed at the blond. "Itachi is…"
"Yup." Deidara confirmed. "He's as gay as Kakashi-sensei."
Sasuke straightened beside me. "Who is he with?"
"Me." Kisame answered weakly.
"Where is he?" Sasuke asked.
"In the back." Deidara said flipping his hair. "Kisame-kun, we'll meet you in the back, un. Sasori-danna?" The guy with the reddish-brown hair was staring intently at me. It made me cringe.
"You wanna join us in the back?" Sasori asked Sasuke and me.
"Uhhh…" I stuttered.
"Sorry. We're only for each other." Sasuke put his arm around me.
"Come on." Deidara said more to Sasuke than me. "You two are so hot and that little blond of yours is so plush." The man gave me a hot once-over. I leaned more into Sasuke.
"Thanks for the offer and compliments, but we will have to decline." Sasuke said with venom in his voice.
I looked at Sasuke and then back at the Akatsuki members.
"You know what? We will go." I said strongly. Sasuke's head shot up and he stared questioningly at me. I held Sasuke's hand as we followed the older men to the back room.
"What are you doing?" Sasuke whispered as we passed Gaara and Lee necking in the corner. They didn't take notice of us.
"Talking to your brother. If there were ever a better time." I muttered back.
We spilled into the back room, which contained a large crimson silk sheeted bed….and Itachi was lying in that bed….in a thong…ew.
When Itachi saw Sasuke he immediately sat upright and covered himself with a sheet.
"What the hell!?" Both Uchiha brothers screamed at the same time.
"Oh, holy mother of God!" I screamed looking away from the older brother. "My eyes! Somebody, quickly! Gouge them out!"
"It's not that bad." Kisame rubbed his fist in my hair and laughed drolly.
"Sasuke, what are you doing here?" Itachi roared.
"Better question," Sasuke glared. "What are you doing here?"
"Hey, can we save questions for later?" Sasori asked. "I really want this little blonde." He was suddenly behind me, wrapping his arms around my middle and licking my neck.
"Hey," Sasuke protested. "Off him!"
Itachi stood up slowly and walked over to his brother.
"You and Naruto?" Itachi asked as he came face to face with Sasuke.
"Yes." Sasuke looked up at his brother with defiance.
"Well," Itachi suddenly smiled oddly. "That's great!"
"What?!" Sasuke and I both exclaimed.
"I was waiting to see if you were gay or not." Itachi went on, hugging his brother. And in doing so, the sheet that was covering himself, dropped.
"Itachi! Get off me, you fag!" Sasuke squeaked pushing away.
"Come on, guys." Deidara complained from the bed. "I'm getting bored!"
"Could you please stop that?" I asked Sasori who was still licking my neck and trying to slip his hands down the front of my jeans.
"Don't you like it?" He murmured into my ear.
"N…no." I closed my eyes.
"You stammered." Sasori sighed. "You love it."
"Itachi!" I heard Sasuke shriek. "We're brothers!"
"So?" Itachi challenged. "It's only harmless fun."
I heard the sound of clothing coming off and then a muffled thud of a body or two being flung onto the bed.
"Itachi! Get off me!" Itachi must have kissed him because his words were suddenly cut off.
"Guys," Deidara whined. "I wanna play too!"
"Ditto." Kisame added.
"Stop," I said quietly.
"You love it." Sasori nibbled my ear-lobe.
I finally opened my eyes and saw that Itachi had pinned Sasuke to the bed, with Kisame on the right nuzzling Sasuke's neck and Deidara on the left kissing Itachi on the shoulder.
"Wanna go join them?" Sasori muttered. I shook my head no. "Well, too damn bad." Sasori threw me onto the edge of the bed next to Deidara.
"Oooh! Another bed-mate!" He squealed and reached for my shirt.
"Sasuke!" I called.
"Naruto. Relax." Itachi cooed and laid his hand on my head.
"Get off me, you fat ass!" Sasuke screamed at his brother.
"You need to relax, too." Itachi said again.
"Sasori, I swear if you touch Naruto again I'll literally have your balls for it!" Sasuke threatened.
"Well, good luck with that." At that moment Sasori came up behind me as I laid on my stomach, half on the bed and ground his hips into my ass. His hands were on my shoulders keeping me down. Sasuke looked down at my face and I looked up at his, for he was farther up on the bed.
Sasori reached out to the nightstand and picked up a medium sized, silver flask. He popped the lid off and held it to my lips.
"Drink." He grunted. I held my mouth shut. "Fine. We'll play it the hard way." With that, Sasori pinched my nose shut. Eventually I had to breathe and when my mouth opened Sasori poured the liquid in the flask down my throat. It burned like white hot fire!
It was pure vodka.
They gave it to Sasuke too.
From the moment the vodka settled in my stomach, I lost mental consciousness.