epobbp: It's almost December which means time for Christmas song parodies! WOOT! I have about 5 written from last year. -.- Anyway on with the fic! This is a parody of Deck the Halls

Disclaimer: me no own nothing (translation: I don't own anything).


Deck the halls with red water.
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.
We will then attack the Elrics.
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.
Get the human lives ready.
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.
To create a Philosopher's Stone.
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.

Draw the transmutation circle.
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.
Take care not to forget something.
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.
Ed can probably make improvements.
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.
But show him we know what we're doing.
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.

Capture his younger brother.
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So he'll have some motivation.
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We will kill Al if he doesn't.
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.
Transmute all of the prisoners.
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.


epobbp: Well that's Deck the halls. What song do you peoples want next? Choices:

1. Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.
2. Auld Lang Syne.
3. We Three Kings.
4. The Twelve Days of Christmas.

Review and vote peoples! Flames are welcome as they will be used to start a bonfire in my backyard.