Dinnertime Alternate Ending
Rating: T
I sat on the couch waiting for my pizza in the oven
Currently the TV was playing MLP, but I was too bored to even care, unfazed
I yawned in boredom
My ears perk and swivel towards the kitchen at the sound of the timer blaring out my pizza is ready
I turn off the TV and walk into the kitchen, only to stare dumbfounded at Chica eating my precious (delicious) PIZZA
I hiss a warning at her
She takes no notice and eats the. Rest. Of. My. P. I. Z .Z. A.
I let out an angry caterwaul as my pupils constrict into pissed off thin slits
This time she does notice, and I see her 'oh shit!' expression, knowing she fucked up. Damn right she did
She tries to run but I pounce on her before she can. I unhinge my jaw and emit a bone chilling, blood curdling shriek that would make any banshee's scream seem like the mewl of a kitten
She tries to reason with me but I'm past reasoning and I begin to swallow her whole like a snake devouring a bird
I stop as the last of her disappears down my throat, I shake my head and my eyes return to normal as I hinge my jaw
I sniff "And that's why you should never, NEVER, EVER, steal my pizza and eat it. Or YOU will be my victim" I say to nothing
With that said, this is derp
I'm a banana