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Part 3-The evil weevils reunite

President Snow was doing what he did best, dying his beard white as he was soo old that his beard had turned black again, watching phineas and ferb, and plotting ways to kill Katniss Everdeen. He had hated her ever since he read mockingjay and found out that she marries Peeta. I mean Gale was perfect for her! Why did she have to go and marry Peeta! Why did the nice guy ALWAYS win in the end! He had tried his best to sabotage their love story and had also brainwashed or, as he called it, hijacked Peeta into thinking Katniss was evil. She really was evil, no doubt about that, but Peeta had always seen her through rose colored glasses, and it was nice to give him a dose of reality. Although the hijacking would probably not help in spoiling their romance because that had happened in the book as well and they had STILL gotten married in the end.

Suddenly, a thunderous noise distracted him from his work.

"Who the heck is that!" he screamed. "Can't you see I'm busy?"

He stared, puzzled as to whom was to be blamed for the noise when a figure materialized in front of him.

"Volly?" He cried. Disbelief, happiness and a number of other emotions etched across his face.

"Snowball! My old friend! How I've missed you!" said the dark lord with a broad smile, running over to envelop President Snow in a tight hug.

"Voll! Look at yourself, hugging me like a sensitive old fool! What's happened to your evilness?"

You know who apologized, looking somewhat embarrassed by his rare outburst of affection.

"Come on; let's go drink a cup of coffee while you tell me the reason for your unexpected arrival. President Snow said.

Half an hour later they both sat in the coffee room, giggling like a pair of teenage girls over small incidents in 'their good old times' at Evil Academy. Voldemort had explained the reason for his untimely arrival and they had found out on Google that Harry and Katniss had become allies, they had decided to pool their evil schemes together and work as one to defeat their foes. Now, having finished all their evil drama, they were catching up their old times at Evil Academy.

"Ah! The good old times!" exclaimed Voldemort. " Do you remember, Snowy? You, me and old Doofenshmirtz. We used to stick together all the time!"

"Ah! Yes! The 'evil weevils', they would call us." Snow replied.

"Well, I'm kind of sad." Voldemort sighed. " We were such promising young lads back then, assured to have a good life of crime and great enemies. All the teachers would look at us and say 'they are the most promising students we have ever had. One day they will take over the world.'"

"But we are great villains!" Snow exclaimed.

"I'm not so sure about that." Voldemort replied. "I mean, my nemesis is a teenage boy, your nemesis is a teenage girl, and don't even get me started on Doof's platypus enemy."

"Well, that's true." Snow admitted." " But we are more famous than any other villains alive! You and I both have bestselling series' about us, and Doof has his own television show!"

" Dracula is more famous than us." Voldemort muttered under his breath. Snow glared at him.

" Okay, I guess you're right." Voldy said finally. "We aren't completely hopeless."

Part 4 – Fear the fangirls

"You love me, real or not real?"

"Real."

Katniss and Peeta smiled at each other like lovesick idiots, which they were in fact, while Harry, Ron and Hermione watched, wiping their tears and smiling while their hearts melted inside.

All five of them along with Finnick and Gale were in an abandoned house in the Capitol, trying to figure out how to destroy the two evil masterminds they were up against. The trio of magicians had tried their best to prevent those events in the story that they disliked, such as Finnick's death. They had set up a number of spells around him that could help, although they did not know exactly how he might die this time as the whole story had gone berserk. Hermione had also been able to lay her hands on a potion that managed to unhijack Peeta. His bad memories still came back to him at times but he was no longer confused between them and the reality. He also remembered his love for Katniss and Katniss finally had a spark in her brain and realized she loved him back.

And so the two lovers were having their emotional session of admitting their love for each other a few chapters earlier in the book than it should have been, while Finnick and the wizards cried tears of happiness and Gale tried his hardest not to puke.

"Awwww! That was beautiful!" All the Peeta fangirls in the world cried in delight.

Harry jerked his head toward Peeta, shocked.

"You have fangirls too?" he asked, surprised.

"Of course I do!" Peeta retorted angrily.

" If a sparkly Barbie doll like Edward Cullen has fangirls, then the boy who touched people's hearts all across the world obviously does!" he said remembering those horrid twilight novels.

"Well I'm sure I have way more fangirls than you do." Harry snorted.

"Oh yeah, well lets see!" Peeta said taking out his ipad and searching the number of fans each of them had. "Aha," he said as an answer came on the screen.

All the others knew that this might lead to a hero showdown so they wisely evacuated to the next room.

Harry leaned over to see what it was. "Harry Potter- 9 zillion likes," he read. "Peeta Mellark- 9 zillion likes, we're equal."

Just then Peeta's number changed to 9 zillion and one.

"WHAT!" Harry sputtered.

"NOOOO! I've got to find out who betrayed me!" He said snatching the ipad from Peeta.

The answer came on the screen: Ginny Weasly just like Peeta Mellark.

Harry looked furious a she skyped Ginny. As soon as Ginny's face came on the screen he asked her why she had liked Peeta and not him.

"Because you're not even half as adorably sweet as Peeta!" she exclaimed, and with that she logged out leaving Harry depressed.

Finnick suddenly ran into the room, interrupting Harry's misery time.

"Guys!" He said. " Come quickly. You know Who is on television wearing a football jersey.

Peeta and Harry ran after Finnick to the next room wondering what The dark lord had to say, and whether he actually looked good in a football jersey.

That's the end of this chapter! I just wanna say that I don't mean to offend twilight in any way. I was just harmlessly making fun of it. I still don't know who A should be so if you have any suggestions, pls pm me or write it in ur review!