A/N: Thank you to all of you who read and reviewed so fast. I have had alot of support! Thanks, you guys rock.
I would like to say that I know the characters are slightly OOC, but remember you were thrown in the middle of the story and Bella is indeed drunk, so she obviously will not be herself!
Disclaimer: Once again I own NOTHING..except the plot of the story. All the characters belong to Stephenie Meyer.
Enjoy!
-Jewelzers
"Put Alice back on" Edward said harshly while pinching the bridge of his nose…
Bella obliged, still giggling and handed the phone to Alice.
"Alice get her home NOW!" Edward demanded.
"Edward there is no need to be unpleasant, Emmett and I have been watching her all night. She is ok, maybe a little tipsy.."
"A LITTLE?...SHE CALLED ME EDDIE!!!"
"Maybe she just likes calling you Eddie.."
"Alice, you know as well as I do that she is aware of my disgust for that awful name. Now GET HER HOME!"
"Manners!" Alice screamed, but Edward had already hung up on her.
Alice turned to face Bella who had her cheek against Emmett's shoulder
"Emmerozz?" Bella asked
"Yeah Bella.."
"Why are you so big?"
Emmett stared down at her trying not to laugh while Alice burst out into laughter at Bella's ridiculous question.
"Ok Alice I think we should leave now." Emmett suggested
"Couldn't agree with you more Emmerozz " Alice said taunting him.
"Plus," she added "we need to return Mr. Uptight's fiancée to him before he breaks everything in the house."
"Oh No, I just replaced the last plasma TV he broke…" Emmett darted out of the bar anxious to get back to check on his TV.
"Come on Bella" Alice said.
Bella pouted like a three year old and laid across her and Emmett's chairs.
"I don't wanna go Alice" she whined.
"Bella do not make me carry you out of here" Alice warned
"Fine I'll come, but I still wanna have fun"
"Good luck with that when we get to Edward" Alice mumbled under her breath.
Bella was half leaning on Alice while moving her arms around violently as she explained in great detail the plot of Puss in Boots.
"..and I was always afraid of him till Shrek came out and then I decided I want to be a kick –ass cat in boots.." Bella rambled, now safely inside Emmett's Jeep as it sped back to Fork's.
Two minutes later Bella was going on and on about her and Edward's first kiss, suddenly Alice got a dazed out look and instructed Emmett to pull into the 1st gas station they came upon.
Alice went inside and was back in less than a minute will a huge water bottle and some asprin.
"Good thinking Alice" Emmett congratulated her.
"I saw Edward being more forgiving, if we bought provisions for the nasty hangover she's going to have in the morning. Now let's get home before Edward comes and hunts us down!"
Bella was still mumbling to herself, this time about strawberry yogurt the whole way back to the Cullen's house.
A/N: I am sorry this chapter is not very exciting, but I need a transition till getting back to Edward. The next chapter is indeed Edward's reaction and it will reveal more of what Alice caught on the videotape... Please Review!