Hey here's the next chapter of The Wild Cat's Howl. Hope everyone enjoys laughing cause you'll be on the floor by the end of this chapter and if you're not I'll give you your money back plus interest. I own only Lillian. Now onto the fic! *sees an attractive guy walk past*Now if you'll excuse me, Hellooo Nurse! *chases after the guy with hearts in my eyes*
"I've been robbed!" A fat wealthy woman screams when she discovers all the money in her safe was gone along with a cat shaped necklace.
'Another fat cat, another pay day,' a figure dressed in all-black with a ski-mask thinks while counting the money from the safe while on the roof of the woman's apartment.
'Next stop, home,' the figure thinks jumping off the roof with cat-like grace and landing on the next roof without a sound.
The figure repeats this until it lands on a fire escape and enters the apartment it belongs to through the window. The figure then removes the ski mask showing the face of a seventeen year old Lillian except with her hair cut so it barely clears her chin.
"And to think all it took was a little sneaking. Either they need better security or I'm getting better at this," Lillian says holding the diamond cat necklace between two fingers before putting it on.
"Oh what now?" Lillian asks answering her ringing cell phone almost dancing to the ringtone which was Dot's Quiet Time from Animaniacs.
"Hello?" Lillian asks clearly not in the mood despite getting a major payday.
"Razor, I require your services," A voice on the other end says and Lillian actually flinches at the pitch and cackle to it.
"Who doesn't? So who's the target and if you say Spiderman I swear I will hang up right now," Lillian says crankily obviously hearing this before.
The line is silent for a few seconds.
"I'm hanging up," Lillian says with a growl obviously tired.
"What if I make it worth your while?" The voice asks quickly.
"How much are we talking about here?" Lillian asks her interest piqued as she pet her cat, Gypsy.
Gypsy is a small blue cat with bright green eyes. Lillian found her on the street nearby the docks and took her in despite her colour. They've been together ever since.
"Does two million take your fancy?" The voice asks and Lillian's eyes almost turn into dollar signs.
"Cash up front?" Lillian asks hoping it wasn't too good to be true.
"Already transferred into your bank account. So do we have a deal?" The voice asks as Lillian checks her bank account to find it was true.
"Of course. One squashed spider coming up," Lillian says with a smirk unsheathing her claws over her fingernails.
The other voice hangs up before Lillian does.
"You hear that Gyps? We're rich. And all I have to do is squash a spider," Lillian says with a sneaky smile as she got ready for bed.
"You took my dad away from me. Now here's payback," Harry Osborn says putting down the phone and staring out into the city.
"Only the best for you dad. Only the best," Harry says sadly looking at a photo of his dad.
"Gyps what ya think? Too much?" Lillian asks her cat while modelling the new cat suit she had on.
The cat suit was brown but the accessories are what gave it personality. The gloves were yellow, went to her elbows and had a jagged edge much like the boots that went to her thighs that were also yellow. She also wore a mask that covered her hair but not all of her face, was brown and was styled to look like a cat; it also had eye holes like Spiderman's mask.
"Well I have to look good. I'm going to be assassinating THE Spiderman," Lillian tells her cat while unsheathing her claws over her fingernails.
"Wish me luck," Lillian says heading out the open window and onto the dark rooftops to find her prey.
"Meow?" Gypsy asks before going to sleep.
"How is it so hard to find a spider on a Saturday night?" Lillian asks jumping to the next building before sitting down to massage her aching feet.
She had been searching the city for a good hour and found nothing. Not even a web.
"Okay this is getting ridiculous," Lillian says seeing Spiderman on the other side of the city thanks to her enhanced eyesight.
"Well at least an anvil hasn't fallen on me yet," Lillian says getting up and heading towards Spiderman with a giant leap across the street.
Eventually Lillian gets to where Spiderman is but is out of breath when she arrives.
"How do people do this?" Lillian asks while panting and was glad that Spiderman was busy dealing with Sabre-tooth.
"Note to self: join a gym. Either that or start carrying around energy drinks and protein bars instead of anvils, swords and dynamite." Lillian says finally catching her breath after sitting down to watch the battle.
So far Sabre-tooth was winning but from past battles she watched on TV Lillian knew Spiderman would win and when he did would be a good time to strike.
"Hey watch it!" Lillian yells down at Sabre-tooth as he crashes into the small store she was on top of.
"I knew this would come in handy one day." Lillian says pulling out an anvil out of nowhere and dropping it onto Sabre-tooth's head not that it did anything.
That is except make him mad of course.
"You little brat!" Sabre-tooth yells at her while levelling the building but not before Lillian jumps off and lands on a building of the same size across the street.
"Ohh nice wig. Does Cher know you're borrowing it?" Lillian asks thinking on her feet as Sabre-tooth charged at her again.
"And here I thought only hippos were that slow." Lillian says jumping down to the street as Sabre-tooth charged into the building she was on top of.
"Oh that's pretty funny coming from a kid who looks like a demented cat." Sabre-tooth says as Lillian bristles at the thought.
"You know you could talk your head off all day and never miss it." Lillian says as Sabre-tooth swipes at her but she dodges.
"Oh yeah? Well is that your face or did you block a kick?" Sabre-tooth asks as he swipes at her again but she dodges while giving Spiderman some much needed time to recuperate.
"Too bad the closest you'll ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle." Lillian says finally swiping at Sabre-tooth with her claws and draws blood the moment her claws make contact.
"There's a train leaving in a few minutes. Why don't you be under it?" Sabre-tooth says growling at the cuts as he swipes at Lillian but she dodges.
"You know you'd make a fortune renting out your head as a balloon." Lillian says getting a kick in to the hip.
"Oh yeah well I bet you're one of those mighty brains. Mighty empty." Sabre-tooth says with a growl pouncing on Lillian ready to kill her.
"Last time I saw a mouth that big it had a fish hook in it." Lillian says kicking Sabre-tooth off of her.
"You're a little shorty… shorty." Sabre-tooth says running out of lines while bleeding quite heavily from the claw marks.
"Oh yeah? You couldn't count to twenty without taking off your shoes." Lillian says not even hurt in the slightest and still having enough lines that would make a stand-up comedian green with envy.
"Well you're a little super-powered wannabe." Sabre-tooth says almost out of lines as he charges at Lillian again but she dodges sending him into a brick wall.
"Well you have a great face for radio." Lillian says as Sabre-tooth wobbles on his feet from the blood loss.
"You're a… fuzzy freak," Sabre-tooth says pale from the lack of blood.
"I know you are but what am I?" Lillian asks as Sabre-tooth went down from blood loss while mumbling like an idiot.
"That's probably the most sense you've ever made. My job here is done," Lillian says getting into the feel of saving the day and liking it.
"Thanks for the save but I have to ask, who are you?" Spiderman asks still seeing a few stars.
"I'm Wild Cat. Wherever there is villainy I will be there, wherever there is crime I will be there, wherever there is candy I'll be there a lot quicker," Lillian says with a laugh before using Spiderman's weakness to escape before he could find out who she really was.
"Gyps it was great. It was a bigger rush than a high-stakes gig and I really got to put my skills to the test," Lillian says happily while out of her costume.
She is now wearing a purple t-shirt that looks like it has claw marks on it, blue jeans, black sneakers, a black chocker necklace and the diamond cat necklace. Right now she is relaxing in front of the television with a bowl of peanut brittle and a soda with Gypsy on her lap. All in all a typical Sunday afternoon.
"Meow," Gypsy says with a pur.
"In latest trend news a new superheroine has taken New York by storm with her funny attitude, funnier jokes and her amazing costume. Could Wild Cat be the latest craze? Well most teenagers certainly think so." A teenage host of some mindless gossip channel says and that grabs Lillian's attention.
"She's totally cool, she was able to take down Sabre-tooth and laugh while doing it. She's my hero. She's my new fashion icon. She's totally hot." Different teens who were being interviewed said and more like it was being said making Lillian smile.
"Maybe I should be a hero more often. It certainly looks good on me." Lillian says sinking back into the couch as she changes the channel to Animaniacs which thanks to only some minor threatening was back on the air.
"Animaniacs those are the facts." The TV sings out as Lillian munches on peanut brittle.
And done. *Bursts out into laughter* Sorry but that skit gets me every time. I'll see you all later. Chavonnie26 out.