"Izaya, what was that all about?" Shizuo demanded.
"I'm not sure what you're referring to?" The info broker said smugly.
"You sunk an entire cruise ship, Izaya!"
Indeed, the info broker had sunk an entire cruise ship, and the only two survivors were him and the angry blonde, who was contemplating on throwing the informant overboard.
"Are you sure that was me? I-I would think I'd remember something like that."
Shizuo growled irritably."Izaya I watched you fire a harpoon in the captain's face."
Izaya's eyes lit up with interest as if he was actually stunned. "Wow that's sounds dangerous."
"You were headbutting children off the side of the ship." Shizuo exclaimed exasperatedly.
"That's huh, that must've been horrifying to watch!" Izaya replied trying to act innocent.
"Then you starting making out with the ice sculptures."
Izaya grinned deviously.""Well thank God, that the children weren't on board to see it."
Shizuo suddenly became aware of a strange substance surrounding the two inside the lifeboat.
"Uhhh, Izaya why is the lifeboat red and sticky?"
"Well I guess you could say it is red and sticky." Izaya noticed.
"Izaya, what are we standing in?"
"Would you believe it to be strawberry milkshake?" Izaya asked.
"No, I would not believe that." Shizuo frowned
"Uhh, melted gumdrops?"
"No."
"Raspberry jam?"
"No, tell me the truth, Izaya." The info broker held up his hands and sighed. "Fine, it was the lovely elderly couple from 2B."
"IZZAAYYAA!" Came the harsh cry from the ex bartender.
"Well, they were, uh, taking all the croissant rolls." Shizuo was officially done with this nonsense."I can't believe what I'm hearing!"
"I will not apologize for art!" Izaya stated firmly. Shizuo then started to look around as he know noticed no other lifeboats were in sight.
"Where are the other lifeboats?"
"Woah! You've won the prize. I didn't' even notice that." The brunette giggled.
"Where are the other lifeboats, Izaya?" Shizuo demanded.
"Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I stabbed lots of holes in them." Izaya smiled, flicking out his switchblade for emphasis.
"IZZAAYYAA!"
"I have a problem. I have a serious problem." The info broker admitted.
"You are just terrible today!" Shizuo grumbled
"Shh!" Izaya said suddenly, cupping his hand to his ear. "Do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness."
"That's the sound of people drowning, Izaya." The ex bartender growled.
"That is what forgiveness sounds like, screaming and then silence." Izaya then found himself in the middle of the ocean, as he was forced to swim all the way back to land, while Shizuo had no other option but to use his hands and paddle all the way back to Ikebokurough. This was officially the last time that they ever went on a cruise ship.